Top 37 alive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Alive chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. You’re alive, and I’ll keep you that way.

2. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

3. If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

4. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

5. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

6. I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

7. Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.

8. Dead or alive you are coming with me!

9. Ya know? I’m the fastest man alive?

10. I'm the fastest man alive. But not everywhere.

Latest alive chat up lines

Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

Your eyes are made from stardust... and everything else alive, even microbes.

Are you a four leaves clover

Cuz you make me feel like the luckiest man alive

You remind me of a heartbeat...

You keep me alive

It might be the Day of the Dead, but I will make you feel so alive.

Are you an outlaw?

Cuz i want you dead or alive

Keep poking my belly and I'll gobble you up alive.

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Hey girl, are you a ventilator?

Cuz you're the reason I am still alive.

Hey girl, are you alive¿

Because that checks all the requisites

I think you should try to hold me later on, or I might just lose control and lead you to a room full of hotness. Happy Birthday to the sexiest man alive.

Right after you came, everything just became hotter. Hmm…should we make your celebrated day even hotter? Birthday wishes to the hottest man/woman alive!

I’m feeling alive and with every breath that I take, I feel like I’ve won. You’re my key to survival.

Are you dead or alive? Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!

Am I looking at a defense specialist? Because you are totally keeping the play alive.

I almost got eaten alive. Hold me.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really -- I was alive... when I am with you.

It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstin)

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.

You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.