Top 37 Alive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Alive pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Alive conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You’re alive, and I’ll keep you that way.

2. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

3. If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

4. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

5. I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

6. Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.

7. Dead or alive you are coming with me!

8. I think i am a virus

   Because i feel alive when i am inside you.

9. Ya know? I’m the fastest man alive?

10. I'm the fastest man alive. But not everywhere.

Funny alive pickup lines

Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

Your eyes are made from stardust... and everything else alive, even microbes.

Are you a four leaves clover

Cuz you make me feel like the luckiest man alive

Are you an orange?

Because I want to crush you alive and consume all your fluids

You remind me of a heartbeat...

You keep me alive

It might be the Day of the Dead, but I will make you feel so alive.

Are you an outlaw?

Cuz i want you dead or alive

Keep poking my belly and I'll gobble you up alive.

Hey girl, are you a ventilator?

Cuz you're the reason I am still alive.

Hey girl, are you alive¿

Because that checks all the requisites

Right after you came, everything just became hotter. Hmm…should we make your celebrated day even hotter? Birthday wishes to the hottest man/woman alive!

I’m feeling alive and with every breath that I take, I feel like I’ve won. You’re my key to survival.

You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.

Am I looking at a defense specialist? Because you are totally keeping the play alive.

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I am literally the last man alive. Have kiss with me. Please.

It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.

I almost got eaten alive. Hold me.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really -- I was alive... when I am with you.

It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstin)

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!