50 Happy Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Happy rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about happy, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Happy Pickup Lines

A good Happy hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
I’ve got 70 ways to make you happy

The first one’s a hug and the remaining is a 69
Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
I’m a happy pirate

Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for
Happy mother's day

I'm here to make you one
They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Short and cute happy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about happy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day

Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

Cheesy happy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

Corny happy Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Happy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

A good happy Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Happy hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Happy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Happy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.