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80 Happy Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 happy pick up lines for her and flirty happy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about happy that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your happy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny happy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty happy joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Happy Rizz

A good Happy pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  2. I’ve got 70 ways to make you happy

    The first one’s a hug and the remaining is a 69

  3. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  4. I’m a happy pirate

    Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

  5. Happy mother's day

    I'm here to make you one

  6. They say happiness starts with H

    But for me it starts with U

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What is a good Happy pickup line?

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Short and cute happy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about happy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day

Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

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Smooth Happy pickup line

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...


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Cheesy happy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?


Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Working Happy tinder opener

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

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Funny happy Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Happy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.


I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

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Clever happy Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Happy hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?


Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

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Smooth happy Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Happy pickup lines make her give you her number.

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?


Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

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Flirty happy Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Happy pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


I have the necessary "koalafications" to make you happy girl.

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

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Cringe happy Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Is that a picapole or are you happy to see me?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Happy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Happy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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