Top 50 Good Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Good pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

   Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

2. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

   Because you just switched me to hard mode

3. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

4. Your lipstick looks good

   May I taste it

5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

   She : yes. Why ?
   He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

6. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

7. Are you the square root of -100?

   Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

8. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

9. Not sure if youre a waiter

   But you do be serving good looks.

10. You must be a really good florist

    Because I only want your two lips

Funny good pickup lines

Are you a good Minecraft world?
Cuz I want your seed.

I’m not religious

But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

Girl are you an oreo?

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Do you work at KFC?
Cause you're finger licking good!

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

Have you got a good memory?

Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Are you nicotine?

Good: Because im addicted to you

Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

Thanks!

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Because you're looking magically delicious.

I am good at coming from behind...