Top 50 Good Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Good pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

   Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

2. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

   Because you just switched me to hard mode

3. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

4. Your lipstick looks good

   May I taste it

5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

   She : yes. Why ?
   He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

6. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

7. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

8. Not sure if youre a waiter

   But you do be serving good looks.

9. You must be a really good florist

   Because I only want your two lips

10. Are you a good Minecraft world?

    Cuz I want your seed.

Funny good pickup lines

I’m not religious
But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

Have you got a good memory?

Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Are you nicotine?

Good: Because im addicted to you

Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Because you're looking magically delicious.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

I am good at coming from behind...

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.