Not sure if youre a waiter

But you do be serving good looks.

You must be a really good florist

Because I only want your two lips

Are you a good Minecraft world?

Cuz I want your seed.

I’m not religious

But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

I am not very good at holding conversations...

So can I hold your hands instead?

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Are you nicotine?

Good: Because im addicted to you

Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else s**... you off ;)
No- Good , I don't want anyone else s**... you off ;)

Hey girl. Are you a chef?

Cause you’re really good at rubbing my meat.

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

U surely 10

I is the 1 for you

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Is your last name Skywalker?

Coz you Luke so good

A big nsfw but still good

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

I am good at coming from behind...

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Because you're looking magically delicious.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

I just woke up and you’re already on my mind.

Hello my beautiful, Good Morning and as always I'm thinking of you.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

I would pay so many goat for you

Like, at least five. Very good goat.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.

Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

If you can't make good morning coffee,

its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

I'm just sayin, you look good in that shirt, but you would look better with it off.

Hey so you want to see some magic?

You and I will go to your place have kiss and I’ll disappear in the morning.

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but...

I'd like to get to know U better

You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

Heard you get good grades?

Guessing this D won’t hurt.

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

I'm really good at fertilizing.

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Good Morning sweetheart and have a Good Day!

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

Are you using sexy jutsu?

or do you always look that good?

Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

Hey, baby... you look as good in tights as I do.

I'm really good at hand-jams.

You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.

I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

Any suggestions for a good defense?

Hey baby. Want to go and trade some goods?

I'd shoot my shot but my aim's bad :(

I'd make a good Target though

Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at s**...

Let me wake you up for the rest of my life.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.

Girl, I'm like one of those candles in your room

I smell good, and if you don't blow me before you go to sleep I might burn your house down.

Hey girl, I heard you are good at algebra, could you replace my x without asking y?

Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

If morning is you, I am the first one to wake up to meet you.

I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

I am always tired but never of you, good night!

Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.

Where did you get that sexy bikini? It sure looks good on you.

I'd like to take a good Pik-at-chu.

"Call me toothpaste"

Girl-"Why?"

Cuz I am really good at putting white on your smile

What good is inner peace without you?

My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

Hey girl, do you know any good bakeries around?

Because I've been looking for a cutie pie like you :)

Are you a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

Are you busy tonight at 4 AM?

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

What's the difference between a good day, the best day and the greatest day

Each depends on how much I see you.

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

Is your name Misty? 'Cuz you look hella good in the rain.

Hey girl, welcome to the body scanner... You're good.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

Titanic would have never sank if you would have been in it

The ice burg would have melted looking at you


* Not good with grammar correct me me if i’m wrong *

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

You must be Odysseus, cause no man looks that good.

Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

Your legs are like Oreos

I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle