Top 50 Good Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Good chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

   Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
   “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”
   
   Trust me guys, it worked.
   
   Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

2. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

   Because you just switched me to hard mode

3. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

4. Your lipstick looks good

   May I taste it

5. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

6. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

7. Are you a good Minecraft world?

   Cuz I want your seed.

8. I’m not religious

   But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

9. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

   I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

10. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:
    
    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
    
    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Funny good pickup lines

Do you work at KFC?
Cause you're finger licking good!

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

Have you got a good memory?

Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Because you're looking magically delicious.

I am good at coming from behind...

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!