Top 50 Good Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Good pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Good conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

   Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

2. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

3. Your lipstick looks good

   May I taste it

4. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

   She : yes. Why ?
   He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

5. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

6. Are you the square root of -100?

   Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

7. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

8. Not sure if youre a waiter

   But you do be serving good looks.

9. You must be a really good florist

   Because I only want your two lips

10. Are you a good Minecraft world?

    Cuz I want your seed.

Funny good pickup lines

I’m not religious
But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

Girl are you an oreo?

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Are you nicotine?

Good: Because im addicted to you

Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Hey girl. Are you a chef?

Cause you’re really good at rubbing my meat.

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

U surely 10

I is the 1 for you

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

A big nsfw but still good

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

Thanks!

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.