Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

Do you wanna workout?

i should really stop drinking now.

Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.

I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Did you know, kissing is the language of love?

Mind if we have a conversation?

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.

Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.

I don't know if it would work out between us so, what do u say I kiss you and if u don't like it u can return it.

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

If you have tulips and i have tulips,

Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss.

Kiss who? ME!

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. (If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through h**....)

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

Alfred Ashford: Kiss me like my sister always did.

Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Kiss me now.

You're pretty good at skating. I'm pretty good at kissing. Let's see what happens when we put them together.

Are you good in French?

Cuz, I'm good in both, kiss and language.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben.

Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Did you just have skittles? I want to kiss you because I want to taste the rainbow.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

When we kiss, I will start believing in magic.

I heard you have a stash of kisses in your dorm can i possibly get one from you?

Can I borrow a kiss?

I swear I’ll give it back.

Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?

You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. from "Flesh and The Devil"

Roses are red, ocean is blue...

If you kiss this face then I'll kiss yours too

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.

Hey guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has to be a sin to look that good.

Are you a frog? Because I want to kiss you.

I got some rainbow kisses. Want to have some skittles?

You :- Hey girl can i give you a kiss

Her: no

You:- if you don't like it you can give it back

Are your lips an envelope?

Because I want to seal them with a kiss

Should I text you tomorrow morning, or do you want me to wake you up with my kisses?

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

I burned my tongue.

Can you kiss it and make it better?

Because you can put your arrow in my kiss anytime.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

If you have tulips and i have tulips, want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Why look at the moon, if I can not touch it? Why look at your lips, if I can not kiss them.

Hey girl, do you prefer sloppy wet kiss or unforeseen kiss?

When I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Are you feeling like eating pork? Because I want to give you some hogs and kisses.

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

Kiss me. I won't turn into a prince but I'm a pretty good kisser.

"Hey Tameka, did you feel that air snap kiss or should I send another one? I've got unlimited love data!"

Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.

"Your beauty leaves me breathless, if kisses are CPR, would you save my life?"

"Darling, your lips are as pink as the sunset, it's only fair I kiss you until sunrise."

"You're into food? Sweetheart, if kisses were desserts, you'd be my favorite cherry pie."

"If kisses were flavors, I bet you'd taste like a rainbow sherbet. Too bad I'm on a strict diet of love."

"Just like an apple from Snow White, one kiss from you and I'd never wake up."

"I've heard you're good at resisting temptation, but how about we test that with a kiss?"

"Wow, already? I must be doing something right. Let's keep the mystery alive a bit longer, shall we?"

"Is your kiss as enchanting as your smile? Because I'd love to get lost in both tonight."

I'm not cupid but i'll hit that kiss with my arrow.

"Just like a KISS concert, my heart won't stop beating for you, especially if our encore is in my bedroom!"

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

"Beautiful, let me be the reason you blush, not the cause of your tears. How about we start over with a passionate kiss?"

Babe you got beautiful eyes. How about a butterfly kiss?

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

"Don't worry about responding, your eyes are already saying yes to a night of whispered dreams and stolen kisses."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with an enchanting story to discuss."

"What's up, Tameka? This air kiss snap is the closest thing to wifi for my love connection!"

"Is your name Kiss? Because you seem like a perfect blend of Sweetness and Passion that I've been craving."

Kiss me, I play card games!

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."