Top 50 Hitting Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Hitting chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.
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When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.
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*Hits hand somewhere*
+ omg are you ok?
- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it -
Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.
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Hit me with your best shot!
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Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that
Guaranteed to get you slapped
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Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.
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Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.
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Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.
Funny hitting pickup lines
If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.
ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
You’re like a Juul
Because every time I see you, I want to hit that
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
I like to hit more then just balls...
Hey you wanna play cricket?
You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Ooh you're a libero? Girl I'll hit it hard at you all damn day.
Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?
Hey, did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.
I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!
Are you on a United flight?
Because I'd hit that
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.
Did it hurt?
When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit
Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor faster than ever.
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!