Top 50 Hitting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hitting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a Pokemon?

   Because I want to hit you with my balls.

2. Are you my mom's belt?

   Cuz you hit DIFFERENT

3. What’s wrong with your left eye?

   Because you’ve been looking right all night.
   
   A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

4. Am I in Las Vegas?

   Because I think my eyes just hit the jackpot

5. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

6. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

7. Hit me with your best shot!

8. *Hits hand somewhere*

   + omg are you ok?
   
   - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

9. Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

10. Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

    Guaranteed to get you slapped

Funny hitting pickup lines

Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

Are you my dad’s belt?

Cz you hit different.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.

You’re like a Juul

Because every time I see you, I want to hit that

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

I like to hit more then just balls...

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

Girl, are you a piñata?

Cuz I definitely hit that.

I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.

Are you on a United flight?

Because I'd hit that

I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.