Top 50 Hitting Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hitting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hitting conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you my mom's belt?
Cuz you hit DIFFERENT
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
Are you a twin tower?
Cause I wanna hit it twice, then never see you again
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Am I in Las Vegas?
Because I think my eyes just hit the jackpot
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I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.
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When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.
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Hit me with your best shot!
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Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.
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*Hits hand somewhere*
+ omg are you ok?
- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it -
What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦️🤦️
You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Funny hitting pickup lines
Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.
Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.
Are you my dad’s belt?
Cz you hit different.
Are you my father's belt?
Cuz u hit different..
If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.
Hey girl are you my bathroom floor?
Cause i want to break my pelvis hitting you.
ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
You’re like a Juul
Because every time I see you, I want to hit that
Sry, when was the date? I forgot after I hit my head, when I fell for you.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
Hey you wanna play cricket?
You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.
Girl, are you a piñata?
Cuz I definitely hit that.
Are you a hit man?
Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?
Hey, did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.
Are you on a United flight?
Because I'd hit that