*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

Hit me with your best shot!

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
Response:


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Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Are you my dad’s belt?

Cz you hit different.

Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.

Sry, when was the date? I forgot after I hit my head, when I fell for you.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

If I hit you, would you hit me back?

"Yes"

Because I've been hitting on you for quite some time, and you haven't hit on me back!

Girl, are you a piñata?

Cuz I definitely hit that.

Are you a hit man?

Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!

I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.

Are you on a United flight?

Because I'd hit that

If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.

Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

If you were on Titanic, it wouldn't have hit iceberg and sunk.

Because the iceberg would have melted after seeing you.

If Santa is not coming tonight hit me up,i sure can.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

I want to make you hit a high note.

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Damn girl, you know I am gonna hit it. (Something Big)

Babe, you cannot hit me while you knocked me down, but you sure can ride me.

your beauty hits my sweet spot all the time.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Want to see how far I could shoot at your face? I bet I can hit the bullseye.

Girl, I will enter your nat and hit your GG spot.

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

You really know how to hit those balls.

You can hit this monster any time.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Are you Will Smith?

Because you hit different 🥵

Hey girl, are you a raid leader? Cause you look like you're looking for someone that can handle hitting that very hard

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

Girl, I am all about Swift and SPD. You will come so fast you will not know what hit you.

I'm not exactly a violent runed guy but I'd hit that twice.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Want to enter my labrinth and tap my dark monster? You might just hit the jackpot and get the Gemming Gremlins.

Why don't you hit my balls with your "rack"et?

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

I could hit your guac bottom any night.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

Are you a stunt? Because I'd hit that.

Are you a freight train? Because you hit me hard.

Girl, the only trap I want to hit tonight is you.

I bet you can hit a half pipe, but are you ready for the full pipe?

(Deadeye) I am all about hitting back attacks with my shotgun.

Are you my Dad?

Cause i want you to hit my kiss with my belt

Hey girl, are you an asthma inhaler?

Cuz I'll die if I don't hit that.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!