Top 50 Hitting Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hitting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a Pokemon?
Because I want to hit you with my balls.
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Are you my mom's belt?
Cuz you hit DIFFERENT
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.
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When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.
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Hit me with your best shot!
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*Hits hand somewhere*
+ omg are you ok?
- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it -
Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.
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Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that
Guaranteed to get you slapped
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Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.
Funny hitting pickup lines
Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.
Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.
If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
You’re like a Juul
Because every time I see you, I want to hit that
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
I like to hit more then just balls...
Hey you wanna play cricket?
You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Ooh you're a libero? Girl I'll hit it hard at you all damn day.
Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?
Hey, did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.
I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!
Are you on a United flight?
Because I'd hit that
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.
Did it hurt?
When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit