Hit me with your best shot!

Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Are you my dad’s belt?

Cz you hit different.

Are you my father's belt?

Cuz u hit different..

If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.

Sry, when was the date? I forgot after I hit my head, when I fell for you.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

If I hit you, would you hit me back?

"Yes"

Because I've been hitting on you for quite some time, and you haven't hit on me back!

Girl, are you a piñata?

Cuz I definitely hit that.

Are you a hit man?

Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!

I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.

Are you on a United flight?

Because I'd hit that

If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.

Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

If you were on Titanic, it wouldn't have hit iceberg and sunk.

Because the iceberg would have melted after seeing you.

Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor faster than ever.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

I want to make you hit a high note.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Damn girl, you know I am gonna hit it. (Something Big)

Babe, you cannot hit me while you knocked me down, but you sure can ride me.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

your beauty hits my sweet spot all the time.

Want to see how far I could shoot at your face? I bet I can hit the bullseye.

Girl, I will enter your nat and hit your GG spot.

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing.

You really know how to hit those balls.

You can hit this monster any time.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Are you Will Smith?

Because you hit different 🥵

Hey girl, are you a raid leader? Cause you look like you're looking for someone that can handle hitting that very hard

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

Are you a taunt card? Cause I've just gotta hit that.

Girl, I am all about Swift and SPD. You will come so fast you will not know what hit you.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Why don't you hit my balls with your "rack"et?

Want to enter my labrinth and tap my dark monster? You might just hit the jackpot and get the Gemming Gremlins.

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

Do you like role playing? Because I want to hit on you until your loot drops.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

Girl, the only trap I want to hit tonight is you.

Are you a freight train? Because you hit me hard.

I could hit your guac bottom any night.

I bet you can hit a half pipe, but are you ready for the full pipe?

(Deadeye) I am all about hitting back attacks with my shotgun.

Are you my Dad?

Cause i want you to hit my kiss with my belt

Hey girl, are you an asthma inhaler?

Cuz I'll die if I don't hit that.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

You’re looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.

Did you use Shabriri's Woe? Because I want to hit on you tonight.

If you were an arrow and I am a bow, I would never hit the target because I would not release you.

Are you a K-pop fan? Because you just swept me off my feet like a Taeyang hit song!

Are you Floyd Leech? Because you've got me feeling like I've been hit by a love potion curse.

Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that.

Did you fall from heaven, or did you just hit your head on the way down?

Who needs a good night's sleep when you're having a great conversation? But tonight, I'll make sure to hit that button.

"Like Hamilton on track, or Carti in the booth, your beauty hits harder than a boxer's truth."

"You're a hit like Jackson, Ronald Renard's your name. In this game of love, your presence ignites the flame."

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

Are you a Sunset Sarsaparilla bottle cap? Because with you, I hit the jackpot.

"Is that so? Well, I hope my voice continues to hit all the right notes for you."

"Are we at the Oscars? Because you're a blockbuster hit in the movie of my life."

Are you made of devil fruit? Because you've got me feeling like I've hit the jackpot.

What's your AC? Because I want to hit that.

Your precision reminds me of a pro sniper in Call of Duty Mobile, hitting all the right targets.

I'm gonna hit you harder than Cal hit Rose.

"Is your name DJ? Because you've been spinning through my mind all day, hitting the right notes."

"I apologize, I must have gotten lost in your eyes. Allow me to make it up over coffee, perhaps?"

I must be exploring a treasure map because finding you feels like hitting the jackpot.

"In a world of stars, your beauty's the light, with every glance, you make my heart take flight."

"If our friendship was a K-pop song, it'd surely be a Hanbin composed hit; unforgettable and timeless."

"Are you a sniper? Because every time I see you, my heart gets hit with a shot of love."

"Well, I think we just hit the jackpot then! My dog would be thrilled to have you as his second favorite human."

"I must have hit the jackpot, because being with you feels like winning the ultimate prize."

Are you a hammer? Because you're hitting all the right spots.

Are you a flower? Because every time I see you, I can't help but bloom with joy.

"Is your volume always turned up? Because your laughter hits the highest note in my heart, you stunning firecracker."

I'm not cupid but i'll hit that kiss with my arrow.

"Are you a melody in the concert of my life? Because your classmate seems to be hitting all the wrong notes."

Excuse me, is your name Soya? Because you're the missing ingredient in my recipe for happiness.

"Is your name Sniper? Because every time my heart beats, it feels like a direct hit."

"Are you a cupid? Because your smile has hit my heart faster than any arrow this Valentine's."

Is that photo on Instagram? Because you are definitely #flawless and I can't resist hitting the like button.

Are you a track star? Because every time I see you, I feel like I just hit a personal best.

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Are you made of diamonds? Because every time I see you, I feel like I hit the jackpot."

Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you. Let's hit the gym together sometime.

"If hitting you with my car brought me to a stop, crashing into your smile has me totally smitten."

Are you a supply drop? Because when you're around, I feel like I've hit the jackpot.

"You mock my pursuit, but I see it clear, beneath that tough exterior, is someone dear."

"In calculus of love, you're my equation, your intellect at 45, pure fascination."

"You're hitting the gym later? Well, I must be a dumbbell, because I can't resist your gravitational pull."

Hey girl are you a pinãta?

Cuz id have to be blindfolded to hit that

"Are you a witch? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like I've been hit with a love spell."

"Your smile hits harder than a power chord. How about we form our own hard rock duet tonight?"

"Are you a bullet? Because every time I hear your voice, it hits straight to my heart."

"Yelanshe, your beauty is the business deal I'm trying to finalize. Ready to negotiate?"

"Are you the 'like' button on my Instagram crush's posts? Because I can't help but keep hitting on you."

"If you were a song, you'd be the hottest hit on the charts and I'm all tuned in for your love."

"Are you Virat Kohli's bat? Because every time I look at you, I hit a six just like him."

"Before you hit block, just remember: even your bra can't contain your charm as well as it does everything else."

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

Are you a sigma ohio skibidi? Because you're making my heart hit the griddy!

If I were a bee, I'd be buzzing around you all day, because you're the sweetest flowver around.

If The Weeknd wrote a song about you, it would be the number one hit on my playlist.

"Like a sharpshooter's aim, your beauty's no game; hit me with your smile, ignite this flame."

"You must be a home run, Miles, because you've hit it out of the park with that charming smile!"