Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.

Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

Roses are red, wither roses are black

I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.

Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Will you be the burger to my smash.

HULK SMASH you with love.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash

Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

Hey Girl

Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

Are you an iceberg? Because I'm the titanic and I'm looking for something to smash

Babe, how many exp would I get if I smash that p**...?

Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you.

Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.

Is your ass a watermelon? Because I'd smash that.

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Hey, girl. How about we go home and smash patriarchy?

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Girl, I can smash my shuttlecock into your alley every time.

Do you need a badminton shuttle? Because I want you to flick me and then smash me.

Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.

Girl, are you a train? Because a head on encounter with you would be smashing.

Let's play the smashing pumpkins.

Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.

Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

Are you a deer

Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Girl, this pick up line is my Approach before I go for the smash.

You could counter smash me any time.

Are you a badminton shuttle?

Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!

Wanna smash the patriarchy with me, then afterwards smash me in bed?

Are you a pumpkin ?

'Cause I'm looking to smash.

;)

I will make you c**... out to the world with my Smash moves.

Be with me, and I guarantee we’ll have a smashing time.

People say Bayonetta has a nice ass, but I like yours better.

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your p**....

Stop smashing me or i will whip out my dangling c**...!

Are you Deku?

Because i'm tryna smash.

After tonight, there will only be seven planets in solar space. Because I will smash Uranus.

Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.

Hey girl, are you a mirror? Because I get the feeling that smashing you is bad luck.

Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

"Do you play Smash Bros? Because you've already smashed my expectations with your beauty."

Let's do pumpkin tonight, you are my smash goals.

"Well, I'm more of a 'risk or reward' guy myself. Care to play? The risk is a dad joke, the reward is... another dad joke!"

"Just like a cat, you've got me smitten, your claws have sunk deep into my heart, kitten."

Do you prefer a gentle push shot or a powerful smash?

Do you play Duck Hunt in Smashbros? Because my duck would ride you to smash.

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"Are we playing Smash Bros? Because your beauty just K.O.'d my heart."

Are you the Hulk? Because my heart is smashing uncontrollably whenever I see you.

"Just like in badminton, I'm ready to serve my all for a girl as smashing as you."

Forget about grinding for Spirit Points in Smash Bro, time to grind for s**... Points.

"Do you play badminton too? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to do rapid-fire smashes."

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's begging for a password.

Are you a badminton racket? Because you've got me feeling like I just scored a perfect smash with you.

Are you a hydraulic compressor

Because I really want to get smashed

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

"Watching you smash that volleyball is like watching my heart win the championship every time."

Are you a switch?

Because i wanna play smash with you all night long

"Well, who says touching is required to make sparks fly? Our chemistry over chat is already explosive, don't you think?"

*hands you an envelope*

You are invited to smash

"Are you a game of Smash? Because every moment with you is a thrilling combo I never want to end."

These fingers can do more than wave dash

"Well, unlike a cat, I promise not to scratch...unless you want me to."

HEY GIRL - ARE YOU A POTATOE?

Cause im bouta smash you.

"Like a Smash tournament, my heart races faster every time I see you, ready to knock me off my feet."

"You must be a feline, with claws so fine, for you've hooked onto my heart like a feline."

If I were a pickleball, I'd let you swing me anytime. Let's make a smashing duo on the court.

"Are you a shuttlecock? Because I can't resist giving you a good smash with my wicked backhand humor."

I'm not an angina but I wanna smash your throat...

Hey girl are you the like button? Coz I wanna smash you

"Touching is overrated when you can touch someone's mind. Let's focus on the verbal 'smashing', shall we?"

Do you play volleyball? Because when I see you, all I want to do is spike it.

Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven

Are you a spotted lanternfly?

Because I'm tryina smash.

Are you a Terry’s chocolate orange… because I’d smash you on the table

Are you a controller

Cuz I wanna smash on a table

"Is your name Smash? Because my heart can't handle your powerful shots."

Hey are you a bug?

Because I’d smash you anytime I find you in my room.

I must be under the influence cuz I wanna smash into u like a wall

Want to get intimate with some personal melee actions?

Hey girl when I see you I turn into The Hulk

Cuz I get bigger and I only think about smashing.

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

Hey girl are you a coconut

Cause I wanna smash you till white stuff comes out

"Your smashing skills in badminton are impressive, but your gym-toned body is a real game-changer."

Are you the Hulk in disguise? Because you're smashing through my heart with those strong, green locks!

Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.

Girl, you make me feel like the Hulk

Because when I see you I want to smash

"I see you're into games...how about we play one? Guess my favorite city, and if you're right, I'll tell you a secret."

Are you a tennis ball? Because I can't wait to smash you all over the court.

"Well, who said anything about touching? For now, I'm just enjoying this riveting chat. The 'smashing' part can wait."

Are you a pumpkin?

Because i’m tryna smash

"Are you a Smash Bros controller? Because every time I press your buttons, my heart starts racing."

"Just like in a Smash game, you've got all the right moves to make my heart race."

Are you bedrock?

Cause i could smash you forever

"Your ability to capture my attention is like a feline's skill, you've pounced your way into my thrill."

Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?

Hey girl are you a pumpkin?

Cause I would like to smash you.

When i see you, i feel like the hulk.

Cause i wanna smash.

With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife

- Day 88

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

Call me the hulk because i wanna smash

If you were a demolishing worker..

I'd smash that all day.

"Like an expert smash player, I'm ready to take a risk and hope you won't break my heart with your super moves."

"Touching might be off the table, but I bet I can still make your heart race just with words. Challenge accepted?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. Let's explore each other."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Ready to get snowed in together?"

Want to leave this bar and go smash clams on our tummies?

Because there are no otter girls like you

Are you a watermelon?

Because I’d smash that.

Hey girl do you like the avengers

Because we should make like hulk and smash

I think I'm the Hulk

Cuz i wanna smash you

Are you a pumpkin cause I wanna smash you and leave you there for someone else to clean up

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash

Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?

Cause I’d smash.

Hey boy are you a bug?

Cos I’m tryna smash

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the establishment makes me super attracted to you.

"You may have won at badminton, but you've already won my heart with that smashing smile."

"Your charm is like a cat's, so sleek and sly, you've crept into my heart with a seductive cry."

"Instead of playing smash or pass, how about we play 'plan or cancel'? Get your calendar ready, but beware of my pun-filled events!"