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Top 50 Smash Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Smash chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Molotov?

    Cause you’re hot enough to smash

  2. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  3. I may not be hulk

    But im tryin to smash

  4. Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

    Because I want to smash you.

  5. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  6. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  7. Roses are red, wither roses are black

    I can't rhyme

    Lets smash

  8. Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.

  9. Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

  10. Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

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Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Will you be the burger to my smash.

Pots aren't the only things I smash well.

Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out

- Day 120

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

HULK SMASH you with love.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

Are you that mf like button?

Cause i’d definitely smash

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash

Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

Hey Girl

Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

Hey, girl. How about we go home and smash patriarchy?

Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

Are you a badminton shuttle?

Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!

Wanna smash the patriarchy with me, then afterwards smash me in bed?

Hey giiiirl, you have a GameCube?

Her: ummm... No...

Me: Damn... I was really hoping we could smash ;)

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Hey baby, are you an alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you until you shut the fuck up ;)

Are you a hydraulic compressor

Because I really want to get smashed

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus