The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Smash Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smash pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you Waluigi?

    Because I'm tryna get you to smash

  2. Are you a Molotov?

    Cause you’re hot enough to smash

  3. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  4. Are you the Skip Ad button?

    Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  5. I may not be hulk

    But im tryin to smash

  6. Are you the i in Pixar?

    Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

    -or-

    Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

  7. Are you a coconut?

    Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

  8. Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

    Because I want to smash you.

  9. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  10. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

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Funny smash pickup lines

Roses are red, wither roses are black
I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.

Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

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Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Will you be the burger to my smash.

Pots aren't the only things I smash well.

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

HULK SMASH you with love.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

Are you that mf like button?

Cause i’d definitely smash

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Working Smash tinder opener

I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash

Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

Hey Girl

Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Hey, girl. How about we go home and smash patriarchy?

Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.

Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

Are you a badminton shuttle?

Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!

Wanna smash the patriarchy with me, then afterwards smash me in bed?