Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island. Want to make out?

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

"Stumbled across your profile, and it seems like destiny's app has finally crashed into me."

"If your smile was a plugin, my heart's PC would crash from the overload of beauty."

"If your smile was a program, it could crash any computer, because it's far too stunning to handle."

"Are you Jack8's debugger from Tekken? Because every time I see you, my system crashes with love."

"Like the ocean to the shore, my heart crashes with adoration, your beauty it deeply implores."

"Looks like your game crashed, but don't worry, I'm here to hit the restart button on your heart."

"Is your name Windows? Because my heart crashes every time you flash that stunning smile."

"You must be a powerful plugin, because just one look and you've got my heart.exe stopped working."

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

"Are you a thunderstorm? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like the sound of crashing waves."

"Is your name Moana? Because your moans send waves of desire crashing through my soul."

"Are you a thunderstorm? Because whenever you're around, my heart beats louder than the crashing waves!"

"You must be a complex plugin, because whenever I'm around you, my heart system crashes from overload of beauty."

"If your beauty were a plugin, any computer would crash trying to handle its charm."

"Is your name 'Plugin'? Because every time I think of you, my heart's system crashes with affection."

"Seems like your game couldn't handle you, but I'm up for the challenge any day."

"If your PC is the universe, then running this plugin might cause a big bang because you're simply stellar."

"Your game may have crashed, but how about we reboot our own game of love?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because there's a connection so strong that it could crash any PC."

"Are you that plugin? Because my whole system crashes from your stunning charm."

"After a crash, in a world askew, I found beauty unparalleled in the hue of your blues."

"Your beauty must be causing a server crash, cause every time I see your TikTok, my heart restarts."

"Ever wondered how traffic starts? When a beauty like you steps out, hearts crash and desires cross paths."

"How about we turn studying the stock market into a date? I promise, with Morgan Stanley tips, you'll never crash."

"If your beauty was a plugin, even the most powerful PC would crash instantly."

"Don't worry about a crashing game, because you've already won my heart."

"You must have crashed from hell, because your beauty is sinfully hotter than any devil could withstand."

Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

"Did we just have a car crash? Because I'm feeling a sudden spark between us."

"Are you a software update? Because every moment without you feels like a system crash."

"So your game may have crashed but, how about we level up and restart our own adventure together?"

"Is your job at support? Because each time you smile, my system crashes from your overwhelming charm."

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

"You're so stunning, even the most resilient plugin would crash trying to capture your beauty."

"Your beauty is like a powerful plugin, it could crash the strongest PC but make it restart with joy."

"Are you a Lego set? Because when I'm with you, every piece seems to fit...even for a crash-test dummy like me."

"Sweet as your code, if you were a plugin, I'd risk every PC crash just to run you."

"Are you a song? Because just like 'Wrecking Ball', you've completely crashed into my world and I can't stop listening."

Are you a software update? Because when I see you, my heart crashes and needs a reboot.

"Zero Two, I must be a star because I've been orbiting you in anticipation; ready for a heavenly crash landing?"

"I just deleted a message, it said 'Error: Too much beauty detected,' clearly your charm has crashed my system."

"Your game crashed because even the console couldn't handle the magic you bring."

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing



At my place

"Did your car crash into my life? Because I see a beautiful accident that's painted my world blue."

"Falling for you is like a Roblox Undertale tragedy crash, a thrilling adventure I never want to recover from."

"Are you my support system? Because with you, my heart never crashes, it just keeps upgrading."

to do a skydiving session together.

"Definitely! That'd be the 'falling' part of falling in love. Just hope there's no 'crashing' part involved!"

"Babe, if beauty was measured in pixels, your picture just crashed my system."

"Hey, did your game crash or was that just my heart skipping a beat when I saw you?"

"Your smile is like a powerful plugin, it's so captivating, it could make my heart's PC crash."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for. Sorry, did I just crash your search results?"

Are your legs 9/11? Because I wanna crash my plane in between your twin towers

"Did you just crash my game? Because my heart skips a beat each time you break the Twitch stream."

"Are you a blue LEGO brick? Because even amidst this car crash called life, you're the perfect fit for me."

Girl are you 9/11?

Cuz I wanna crash my airplane between your twin towers

"Seems like your game crashed, but don't worry, you've just started a new one in my heart."

"I'd never design a plugin to run on your PC because it could never compete with the beauty of your eyes."

"Your computer might crash with this plugin but your charm could reboot any system in a heartbeat."

Hey I am crypto, can I crash at your place tonight

Or hey I am crypto throw some money on me and I'll go down

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

"In this exchange, Jenna, your smirk is the currency and my heart the market. Want to crash it?"

Hey are you the twin towers?

Cuz I’d like to crash into you.

"Like a Y2K bug, you've crashed into my heart, your beauty outshines every modern art."