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Top 47 Crash Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crash pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you 9/11?

    Cuz I wanna crash my plane between your twin towers

  2. Hi I am Microsoft.

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

  3. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  4. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  5. Hey, is your name Microsoft,

    Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.

  6. Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

  7. Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

    Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

  8. Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

    But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

  9. Hi, my name is Windows

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

  10. Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

    I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

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Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?
Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing

At my place

Girl are you 9/11?

Cuz I wanna crash my airplane between your twin towers

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Hey I am crypto, can I crash at your place tonight

Or hey I am crypto throw some money on me and I'll go down

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?
This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Hey are you the twin towers?

Cuz I’d like to crash into you.

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

*Dangerous curves*

Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}

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Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk.

Cause I could she you crashing at my place

Cause I'd like you to go down on me

Hey girl wanna play 9/11?

You can be the towers, and I'll crash my cockpit into you.

Hey are you 9/11?

Because I wanna crash in between your twin towers

Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

Did it hurt when you crashed?

Hey let’s roleplay the Titanic

I’ll be the water and you’ll be the ship, you’ll crash and go down on me
(Or vise versa)