50 Crash Pick Up lines

Are you broken down on the side of the road or stuck in a traffic jam? Do you see a hot girl or guy that you want to pick up? Use these pick up lines that relate to car crashes or traffic accidents. These funny and cheesy crash related pick up lines can help you score that person that you have your eye on.

Best Working Crash Pickup Lines

A good Crash hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey are you 9/11?

Cuz I wanna crash my plane between your twin towers
Hi I am Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.
Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Here are 50 crash pick up lines for her and flirty crash rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your crash rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny crash pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty crash joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute crash pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about crash are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island. Want to make out?

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?
Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Cheesy crash Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing

At my place

Girl are you 9/11?

Cuz I wanna crash my airplane between your twin towers

Are your legs 9/11? Because I wanna crash my plane in between your twin towers

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Hey I am crypto, can I crash at your place tonight

Or hey I am crypto throw some money on me and I'll go down

Hey are you the twin towers?

Cuz I’d like to crash into you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Corny crash Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Crash conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Dangerous curves

Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing s**....

If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}

Hey there! My name is microsoft windows! Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey are you 9/11?

Because I wanna crash in between your twin towers

Hey girl wanna play 9/11?

You can be the towers, and I'll crash my cockpit into you.

Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk.

Cause I could she you crashing at my place

Cause I'd like you to go down on me

Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

A good crash Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Crash hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.

Did it hurt when you crashed?

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

Hey let’s roleplay the Titanic

I’ll be the water and you’ll be the ship, you’ll crash and go down on me
(Or vise versa)

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a 737
Cause I wanna crash at your place

Are you that nasty motorcycle crash I saw earlier?

Cause I can’t take my eyes off you

Is it 9/11?

Because I want to crash my plane into your buildings

Hey, My name is internet explorer

Is there any chance I could crash at your place tonight??

Are you a mitsubishi zero?

Because you can crash into me anytime.

If you were a video game...

You would be Crash Bandi-cute

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’m trinna crash into you

Are you a computer program?

Because my heart just crashed and I need a reboot, your smile is the debug code!

Hey there, I'm Al-Qaida.

I'll crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

You're like a test crash vehicle...

Cause I'm a dummy that wants to be inside you 🤪

- Day 43

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Crash love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Crash chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.