Top 50 Crash Pick Up lines

Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island. Want to make out?

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing



At my place

Are your legs 9/11? Because I wanna crash my plane in between your twin towers

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Hey I am crypto, can I crash at your place tonight

Or hey I am crypto throw some money on me and I'll go down

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

*Dangerous curves*

Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing s**....

Hey there! My name is microsoft windows! Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey are you 9/11?

Because I wanna crash in between your twin towers

Hey girl wanna play 9/11?

You can be the towers, and I'll crash my cockpit into you.

Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk.

Cause I could she you crashing at my place

Cause I'd like you to go down on me

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.

Did it hurt when you crashed?

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

Hey let’s roleplay the Titanic

I’ll be the water and you’ll be the ship, you’ll crash and go down on me
(Or vise versa)

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you that nasty motorcycle crash I saw earlier?

Cause I can’t take my eyes off you

Are you a mitsubishi zero?

Because you can crash into me anytime.

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’m trinna crash into you

Hey there, I'm Al-Qaida.

I'll crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

You're like a test crash vehicle...

Cause I'm a dummy that wants to be inside you 🤪

- Day 43

Is it 9/11?

Because I want to crash my plane into your buildings

Hey, My name is internet explorer

Is there any chance I could crash at your place tonight??

If you were a video game...

You would be Crash Bandi-cute

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?