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Top 34 crash Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Crash chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hi I am Microsoft.

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

  2. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  3. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  4. Hey, is your name Microsoft,

    Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.

  5. Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

  6. Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

    Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

  7. Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

    This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  8. Hey are you the twin towers?

    Cuz I’d like to crash into you.

  9. *Dangerous curves*

    Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...

    Girl: Why?

    Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

  10. I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

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If you were the stock market
Could you crash on me ;}

Are you 911? Cuz I’m tryna crash my plane in between your towers

Idk if this has already been made but fuck it

Hey are you 9/11?

Because I wanna crash in between your twin towers

Hey girl wanna play 9/11?

You can be the towers, and I'll crash my cockpit into you.

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?
Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

Did it hurt when you crashed?

Hey let’s roleplay the Titanic

I’ll be the water and you’ll be the ship, you’ll crash and go down on me
(Or vise versa)

Are you a 737

Cause I wanna crash at your place

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you that nasty motorcycle crash I saw earlier?

Cause I can’t take my eyes off you

Are you a mitsubishi zero?

Because you can crash into me anytime.

You're like a test crash vehicle...

Cause I'm a dummy that wants to be inside you 🤪

- Day 43

Is it 9/11?

Because I want to crash my plane into your buildings

Hey there, I'm Al-Qaida.

I'll crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

Hey, My name is internet explorer

Is there any chance I could crash at your place tonight??

If you were a video game...

You would be Crash Bandi-cute

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’m trinna crash into you

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?