Top 50 Happen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Happen chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Roses are red, my face is too...

That only happens when I am with you.
Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.
Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?
If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.
What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.
What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?
In my robe is where the magic happens!

Funny happen pickup lines

Do you happen to have pet insurance?
Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Roses are red

So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.

Does your dad happen to be a boxer?

Because you're a total knockout

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?

Roses are red, my face is too

But it only happens when I talk to you

I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

Sup girl I'm digging your phenotype

Let's see what happens when we mix our genotypes.

They say nobody’s perfect...

Does your name happen to be nobody?

Are you a book?

Because i noticed most pages have numbers but i didn’t happen to catch yours

This dude

So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Her: what happens then?

Me: I would be holding a galaxy

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.

So what are you doing after the funeral?

This actually happened to my mom at a funeral.

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

My favorite place in the world is.....

Wherever you happen to be.

Do you happen to have a bandage?

I seem to have skinned my knee when I fell for you