Top 50 Happen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Happen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Happen conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

   But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

2. Roses are red, my face is too...

   That only happens when I am with you.

3. Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

   Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

4. I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

   "U and I"
   Exactly so let's make things happen

5. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

6. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

7. If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

8. What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

9. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

10. My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

Funny happen pickup lines

What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

In my robe is where the magic happens!

Hey girl are you fault?

Cause no matter what happens, you're mine

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Roses are red

So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes

This one never let me down
All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

You know what will happen in zero gravity...

I'll still fall in love with you ️

Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?

Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you

Roses are red, my face is too

But it only happens when I talk to you

Wade: What's going on here? Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

Could we please go see where the magicians hang out…

Cause I’d love to see the room where the magic happens

Hey girl were you born on a highway

Cause thats where accidents happen

Sup girl I'm digging your phenotype

Let's see what happens when we mix our genotypes.

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name