Don't worry, I've got my body surveillance schedule all set up! Gotta keep an eye on this masterpiece at all times, right? 😂

Are you a Snitch? Because I'm seeking the golden opportunity to catch you in my arms!

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

"I create opportunities for greatness, just like this conversation. What's your passion? Let’s elevate each other."

"Some see a wet rat, I see an opportunity to show you how well I clean up."

If you're a gift from God, then I must be the luckiest person alive to have this opportunity to get to know you.

Absolutely, I'll keep a close eye on your stunning physique to ensure it stays in top shape. Can't wait for more exciting moments together.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest rising...and trust me, I love investment opportunities.

Absolutely! It’s all about making smart choices. What’s your secret sauce for spotting golden opportunities in life?

"Are you a scam call? Because I'd never ignore an opportunity to hear your voice."

Your body is like a work of art that I never want to stop admiring... Consider me your personal bodyguard, watching out for every detail.

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other, and I promise I won't flounder this opportunity!"

Imagine the adventures we could have together if you give me the opportunity to build a life with you.

"Single, huh? Lucky me—an opportunity! Any chance you have room for a charming distraction in your life? 😏"

"Meeting up doesn't have to be a commitment, just an opportunity for you to experience an irresistible charm."

"I guess nobody seized the opportunity with those cheap twitch bits, just like I can't miss the chance to know you better."

Let's dive in and see where it takes us. Life's too short to let opportunities slip away.

Oh, I'll make sure to keep a close eye on your stunning body. Can't let such beauty go unnoticed.

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

"Are you a door? Because you're always opening up new opportunities for me."

Absolutely, I'll take that responsibility very seriously 😉. Your body will be in good hands, I promise.

Consider it done. I'll make sure to give your stunning figure the attention it deserves. Can't wait!

Is it just me, or does saying goodbye to you always feel like a missed opportunity?

"Feeling hungry? Let's turn that into an opportunity for a beautiful meal and even better memories together."

"Breaktime sounds fun! Guess it's a perfect opportunity for a virtual coffee date then? 😉"

"Just appreciating an intriguing beauty, would you like to take this opportunity to explore something exciting together?"

"What I want? I just want the opportunity to turn your 'maybe' into 'yes' over a delightful phone conversation."

"Oh no, I hope everything is okay now! Remember, problems are just opportunities wrapped in work clothes."

"Are you the opportunity I’ve been waiting for? Because I’d hate to miss out on getting to know you."

Consider it done! I'll make sure to appreciate every inch of your hot body, I wouldn't want to miss out on that opportunity.

Boredom is just an opportunity to discover something new. How about we brainstorm some exciting things to do together? 😊

Oh, I'll definitely keep an eye out for your well-being. Your hot body will be in good hands, don't worry.

Oh, I'll definitely keep an eye out for that invitation to check on your stunning body. Can't wait!

Trust me, I won't miss a single chance to admire your irresistible figure. Your body is like a work of art - simply captivating. 😏

Haha, I'll try not to miss any "body check-ins"! Can't have this hot body falling apart on me now, can we? 😜

"Rare to find another G Eazy fan as enchanting as you. I had an extra fantpit pass, missed opportunity, huh?"

"I create opportunities for success, but I can’t help but feel you’re the best one I've encountered today."

Are you the opportunity rover?

Because you’re unforgettable and out of this world

"With you, every swipe left feels like a missed opportunity. Shall we make our own adventure?"

"I just couldn't help myself when faced with such a delightful opportunity to talk to you."

Mooo-ve over boring dates, a cow farm sounds fun! I'll milk this opportunity to get to know you better.

"I'm just embracing the opportunity to showcase my charm and admiration for someone as captivating as you."

"I thought I was here just to handle business but meeting you seems like an opportunity I don't want to miss."

"Rather than wait for a follow back, how about an opportunity to show you my worth over coffee?"

A bubble bath? Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a relaxing evening together. I'll bring the candles.

Moody days are just opportunities for extra cuddles and comfort food. I've got Netflix and ice cream on standby!

I'll be your bodyguard, always checking in, making sure you're glowing and in good condition. Your hotness is undeniable, a true vision!

Your wish is my command, I'll keep you in my sight. Your beauty's captivating, a vision day and night.

I'll be your loyal guardian, always ensuring your beauty shines. Your hot body's a masterpiece, a sight divine.

"I create opportunities—and it seems like I've just found one to get to know an incredible woman like you."

"Knock, knock! Who's there? An opportunity to taste the sweetest kiss of your life."

"I'll respect your space, but can't resist the opportunity to charm you from afar."

Oh, I can't wait to keep an eye on that gorgeous body of yours. Consider me your personal bodyguard! 😉

Your body must be a work of art if you want me to make sure it's always in good condition. Consider me intrigued and ready for the task!

Moody days are just opportunities for some extra TLC. How about I be your sunshine on this cloudy day?

Don't worry, I'll be the body inspector you never knew you needed. Your hotness will be under my watch 24/7!

"Breasts? Oh, you must've misheard me through text! I said 'blessed', blessed with the opportunity of meeting someone as interesting as you!"

"Lost my alarm clock, mind waking me up every day? Because a morning without you is a snoozed opportunity."

Your wish is my command! I'll make sure to appreciate and admire your beauty every chance I get. Let's make some unforgettable memories together.

Well, if you ask me, it might just be a lack of opportunity... maybe we should fix that sometime. 😉

"Well, I couldn't resist the opportunity to charm two lovely ladies like yourselves, it's impossible to resist."

Challenges are just opportunities in disguise, right? I believe we can conquer anything together with your positive energy by my side.

Boredom is just an opportunity for adventure! Tell me, what’s the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? Your vibe seems like it could spark some excitement! ✨

Absolutely, I'm all about being present and not missing out on opportunities. Tell me more about what excites you in life!

Are you a drive-in movie? Because I can't resist the opportunity to park next to you.

"I guess my arms have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to hold someone as lovely as you."

I see conflicts as opportunities to grow stronger together. It's important to listen, respect each other's views, and find a solution. Your kindness shines through in your words.

"Just us, huh? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to discover some hidden gems about you. Any unexpected hobbies or passions?"

Absolutely, I'll make sure to keep a close eye on your stunning body. Consider me your personal bodyguard, always ready to admire it!

"I must be the luckiest guy here, to have the opportunity to experience all the benefits of your presence."

"A broken heart is merely an opportunity to love again; want to turn an ending into a fresh beginning?"

"You know, in today's world, it's all about choices and opportunities for both men and women."

"A day without pancakes is a missed opportunity! Enjoy your beauty sleep!"

Oh, I'll definitely keep my eyes on your stunning body, making sure it's in perfect condition at all times. Can't wait to see more! 😉

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
Would you unzip my pants
Or just let it slip?

"Just remember, every 'no' leads to a new opportunity. Might I tempt you with an adventure or perhaps a mystery novel recommendation?"

Oh, I'll definitely make sure to keep a close eye on your beautiful body... Can't risk missing any chance to admire it! 😉

Haha, I'll make sure to keep a keen eye on your "hot body" for maintenance purposes, wouldn't want it falling apart on us! 😄

"Given your arching skills, Yelanshe, I'm confident you won't miss the opportunity to strike me with love."

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your hotness. I'll definitely be keeping an eye on your stunning figure!

"That must be hard for you. Remember, it's his loss and your opportunity for a fresh start. Everything happens for a reason."

"Do you believe in protecting what matters? Because I’d go to hell and back for someone like you."

Consider it done! I'll be the official body inspector, always ready to appreciate and ensure that hot body of yours stays in top shape! 😉

I believe in taking chances. When Laura spoke highly of you, I had to seize the opportunity to connect and see where it leads us.

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a virtual adventure! If you could do anything right now, what would it be?

"Is it too soon to ask for your number before saying goodbye? Because I'd hate for that opportunity to slip away."

Change can bring new perspectives and opportunities. I'm here to explore too. Any particular changes you're looking forward to?

Your body's a masterpiece, a sight to behold, I'll keep my eyes peeled for that beauty untold. I won't miss a chance to admire, you're truly gold!

"I create opportunities daily; care to join me in making some sparks fly together?"

If you ever get (and use) an opportunity to tell a girl "I don't bite," don't follow up with "Unless you want me to"

The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away.

Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"

Is there a rainbow? Cause the opportunity to dance with you is the treasure I've been searching for.

Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.