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Top 20 Afford Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Afford chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

  2. Now I can afford you!

  3. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

  4. Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?

  5. Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie

  6. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

    ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

  7. Hey girl, are you on a diet?

    Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.

  8. Are you a parking ticket?

    Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍️

  9. Are you a Lamborghini?

    Because I'd love to have you but can't afford you.

  10. Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

    Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.

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Funny afford pickup lines

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you

Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am DEBT FREE!
Now I can afford you!

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.