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Top 22 Afford Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Afford pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Afford conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  2. Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

  3. Now I can afford you!

  4. Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?

  5. Are you a Rolex watch?

    Because I can't afford you, but I would love to have you.

  6. Hey girl are you an iPhone?

    Coz I can't afford you

  7. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

  8. Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie

  9. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  10. Are you a house

    Because it looks like i cant afford you

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Funny afford pickup lines

Hey girl, are you on a diet?
Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a Lamborghini?

Because I'd love to have you but can't afford you.

Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.

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Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am DEBT FREE!
Now I can afford you!

Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.