Top 24 Afford Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Afford rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Afford pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?
Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
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Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.
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Now I can afford you!
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Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?
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Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.
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Are you a Rolex watch?
Because I can't afford you, but I would love to have you.
Working short afford pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "b**... Street."
Hey girl are you an iPhone?
Coz I can't afford you
Are you a parking ticket?
Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
Are you a house
Because it looks like i cant afford you
Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?
Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.
Hey girl, are you on a diet?
Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.
afford Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you a Lamborghini?
Because I'd love to have you but can't afford you.
Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?
Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.
I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.
I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?
afford Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am DEBT FREE!
Now I can afford you!
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Afford phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Afford lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.