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Top 21 Afford Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Afford pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  2. Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

  3. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

  4. Now I can afford you!

  5. Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?

  6. Hey girl are you an iPhone?

    Coz I can't afford you

  7. Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie

  8. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  9. Hey girl, are you on a diet?

    Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.

  10. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

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Funny afford pickup lines

Are you a Lamborghini?
Because I'd love to have you but can't afford you.

Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

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Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am DEBT FREE!
Now I can afford you!

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.