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Top 50 Spend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

    Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  2. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  3. Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

    Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

  4. Girl if I had all 7 dragon balls I'd spend my one wish on you.

  5. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

  6. If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

  7. Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?

  8. If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

    Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

  9. I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.

  10. I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

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Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.

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I'd give an arm and a leg just to spend one night with you.

Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

I spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but I want to spend every other day with you.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Let’s spend some koala-ty time each other.

Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...

I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.

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Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

The only privilege I'm interested in is spending time with you.

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

But spending time with you would be priceless

Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.


Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.

Are you my smartphone?

Cause I should sleep rn but I would rather spend my time doing you all night

- Day 61

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

Are you a prison?

Because I could spend alot of time in you