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Top 50 Spend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spend conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you reddit?

    Bc I want to spend hours of my day looking at you for no reason.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. Are you the Halloween heist?

    Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  4. Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

    I can do the job for free.

  5. If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

    Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  6. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  7. Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

    Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

  8. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

  9. If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

  10. Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?

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Funny spend pickup lines

I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

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Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

I'd give an arm and a leg just to spend one night with you.

Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

I spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but I want to spend every other day with you.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

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Working Spend tinder opener

Let’s spend some koala-ty time each other.

Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...

I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

The only privilege I'm interested in is spending time with you.

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

But spending time with you would be priceless

Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.