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Top 19 Spit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  2. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

  3. You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

  4. If I was a watermelon..

    Would you spit or swallow my seed?

  5. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

    Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

  6. Watermelon

    If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

  7. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

  8. Hey girl, are you a vape?

    Because you can spit in my mouth anytime

  9. I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick

    I might even spit some game on you

  10. Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

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You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

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Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!

Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?