Top 24 Spit Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spit pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spit tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*
Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)
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My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it
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Can I teach you how to spit like a man?
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When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
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You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
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Babe, you want to eat my watermelon tonight? You could either spit or swallow my fine seeds.
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I'm like a fine wine
At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow
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If I was a watermelon..
Would you spit or swallow my seed?
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If it was summer and I was a watermelon...
Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
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Watermelon
If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?
Working spit pickup lines
I Love you like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I love it when you swallow. ;)
Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
Hey girl, are you a vape?
Because you can spit in my mouth anytime
I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick
I might even spit some game on you
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.
Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
