24 Spit Pick Up lines
Here are 24 spit pick up lines for her and flirty spit rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about spit that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your spit rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny spit pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty spit joke for a great chat response.
Best Working Spit Pickup Lines
A good Spit hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*
Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)
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My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it
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Can I teach you how to spit like a man?
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When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
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You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
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Babe, you want to eat my watermelon tonight? You could either spit or swallow my fine seeds.

Short and cute spit pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about spit are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
I'm like a fine wine
At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow
If I was a watermelon..
Would you spit or swallow my seed?
If it was summer and I was a watermelon...
Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Watermelon
If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
Hey girl, are you a vape?
Because you can spit in my mouth anytime
I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick
I might even spit some game on you
Cheesy spit Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?
Corny spit Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Spit conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spit love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Spit chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.