Top 21 Spit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

   Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

2. My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

3. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

4. You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

5. I'm like a fine wine

   At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow

6. If I was a watermelon..

   Would you spit or swallow my seed?

7. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

   Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

8. Watermelon

   If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

9. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

10. Hey girl, are you a vape?

    Because you can spit in my mouth anytime

Funny spit pickup lines

I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick
I might even spit some game on you

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits

Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!

Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?