Top 19 spit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Spit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

2. You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

3. If I was a watermelon..

   Would you spit or swallow my seed?

4. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

   Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

5. Watermelon

   If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

6. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

7. Hey girl, are you a vape?

   Because you can spit in my mouth anytime

8. I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick

   I might even spit some game on you

9. While walking by a girl talking loudly to a wing-woman (not your girlfriend) on the phone: "Yeah, just spit on your hand and grab it, or we could do it old-school....sorry gotta run baby..."

   Followup: (to make it actually work, you gotta be in a great fucking mood, lighthearted, laughing, and smiling. This actually works better on confident smart sexy girls.
   
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   Then to the girl you want "Sorry, did you hear that? Fuck me, I was just fooling around with a friend. Would you like to talk with her? Why am I even asking you that, you don't know me.
   
   By the way, you look ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE...MOSTLY (then laugh to yourself (only if she's really hot)). Anyway I was about to head out soon, but since I can see you want to buy me a drink, we're over there" and point to your friends.
   
   Then leave and go back to your friends (if she doesn't stop you first) and ignore her 100%, but have your friends look over and smile at her occasionally while you have a raucous fun time.
   
   She will have no fucking clue and will have to find out more. "Is everyone making fun of her?" When the drink arrives at your table... play it cool and don't go over, just buy her whatever she's drinking without ever looking at her. If she doesn't make the next move, you did something wrong and it's over, or she's boring and you never wanted her anyway.
   
   Give it a go, she'll certainly remember you at the very least.

10. Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Latest spit chat up lines

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits

Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!

Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?