Top 50 Weather Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys during boring weather days like during a rain or a storm? Use these weather pick up lines that are related to different weather phenomenon like tornado, hurricane, rain, storm, sunshine, and more. These weather pick up lines will surely help you get that person's attention towards you.

I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.
Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.
The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.
This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.
Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.
I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Working short weather pickup lines to impress a girl

The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

weather Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as h**....

Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side s**... of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.

*Less like a pickup line though*

It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the c**... out.

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

weather Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna s**... me later.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly h**...!

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

The weather's calling for 5 inches… But I can show you 12.

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest p**....

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Save water. Shower in my c**......

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

weather Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly h**... with a chance of doing “it”.

Hey, how’s the weather? Just kidding, I don’t care.

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

Girl, you're like this weather, gorgeous.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

Are you the weather report?

Because I want to see you in my mornings everyday.

There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

Using smooth Weather phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Weather conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Weather phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Weather lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.