Top 50 Weather Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weather pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weather conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

2. Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.

3. The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

4. This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

5. Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

6. I'm no weather man but

   You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

7. The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.

8. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

9. Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

10. I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

Funny weather pickup lines

I'm not a snowman,

but you make my heart melt.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

I'll be the weather to your climate.

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

Hey, how’s the weather? Just kidding, I don’t care.

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Girl, you're like this weather, gorgeous.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

Are you the weather report?

Because I want to see you in my mornings everyday.

There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

"Why?"
Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.