The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as h**....

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the c**... out.

I'll be the weather to your climate.

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna s**... me later.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly h**...!

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest p**....

"As pious as the heavens, with God upon your coat, your sweet caress is my infinity, on that love, I do dote."

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Save water. Shower in my c**......

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

"Are you an umbrella? Because you've got me feeling under the weather whenever you're not around."

"Under the weather, yet so sleek, your charm is strong when you're at your weak."

"Just like the rain, you bring a refreshing change to my everyday monotony."

"Don't know about the weather, but you certainly turned up the heat when I met you yesterday."

"Is it a sudden climate change, or did you just raise the temperature with your hotness?"

"Even when you're under the weather, your beauty outshines every star in the sky."

"Our love can quell any stormy weather, I'd risk eternal hell to be together."

"Is it raining or is it just you dropping some serious hotness over here?"

"Well, if you're as cool as the weather, we both could use a witty joke to melt the ice!"

"Let's weather any storm together, just like how the rain blends with the sea."

"It's not the weather, it's your smile that's making my day so hot and bright."

"How's the weather up there handsome? Because you’re turning my world into an endless summer."

"Is it raining or are you crying? Because either way, you're creating a beautiful storm worth weathering."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after the rain?"

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

"I'd gladly weather any storm, just to keep your web of beauty from buffering in my heart."

"Well, I must say, even the coldest weather wouldn't stand a chance against your stunning charm. Let's heat things up a bit 🔥"

"In this chilling weather so bold, your heart's warmth outshines the gold."

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly h**... with a chance of doing “it”.

"Lucky you! Soaking up the sun and sipping drinks, such a perfect combo. Keep charming the waves, handsome!"

Hey, how’s the weather? Just kidding, I don’t care.

"You caress nature sweetly, a Godly spell you cast, in your infinite charm, I've found my forever at last."

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

"Is it just the weather or did you turn up the heat with your gorgeous looks and irresistible vibe?"

"That sounds incredibly relaxing! Enjoy the sunshine for me while I'm stuck indoors, Mr. Beach Bum."

"Feeling under the weather? Well, your smile is my sunshine and it could cure any illness."

"Is it just the weather, or did you just raise the temperature with that smoldering smile?"

"How's the weather up there? Just kidding, I'm tall enough to make you fall for me."

"Emily, you're more captivating than the sunrise at Mines View Park. How about we heat things up in this chilly Baguio weather?"

"You're like a tornado, you've got my heart spinning and my temperature rising."

"Ah, so you don't live here? Must explain why the local weather isn't as hot as you."

"You might feel under the weather, but your smile still brightens up my day."

"Is it just the weather, or are you responsible for this heat wave? Because girl, you're scorching hot."

"Rain, your rudeness is just another charming reason to fall for your unpredictable weather."

"Is it just the weather, or are you responsible for this sudden rise in temperature?"

"Just like rain, meeting you was unexpected, but now I just want us to create our own rainbow together."

"Is it just the weather or did you just turn up the temperature in here with your radiance?"

"Feeling under the weather? How about I be your sunshine, brighten up your day with a smile?"

"Is it just the weather or did you just raise the temperature with your smoldering hotness?"

"Are you a storm? Because my heart is racing like the wind every time I see you."

"Can I get a prescription for your love? It's the only cure when I'm feeling under the weather."

"Even when you're feeling under the weather, you still manage to outshine every star in the sky."