Top 50 Weather Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weather pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. My pussy is like the weather

   When it gets wet you should come inside

2. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

3. Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.

4. The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

5. This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

6. Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

7. I'm no weather man but

   You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

8. The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.

9. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

10. Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

Funny weather pickup lines

I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

I'm not a snowman,

but you make my heart melt.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll be the weather to your climate.

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

Hey, how’s the weather? Just kidding, I don’t care.

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

Damn you're so cool in this hot weather

That my freezer is jealous of you

Are you the weather report?

Because I want to see you in my mornings everyday.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

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