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Top 50 Storm Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Storm pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Storm conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'd like to storm your castle!

  2. My name is storm and I wanna blow you.

  3. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

  4. Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.

  5. Sup, bae. I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

  6. Baby, I don't need the Song Of Storms to make you wet.

  7. Have you thought about storming the capital?

    Because you're inciting an erection

  8. Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!

  9. Hey girl are you a storm trooper

    Couse you keep hitting everything exept me ;-;

  10. I'm like a storm trooper...

    Cuz I keep missing you. *Pew pew*

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What is a Storm pickup line?

Funny storm pickup lines

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

Are you a road after a snow storm?

Because I’d love to plow you

For the Zelda fan

I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

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This is a funny Storm pickup line!

Grandad: Hey ladies, there’s gonna be a storm tonight,

Ladies: omg how do you?
Grandad:Coz my joints are sore, but that won’t stop me moving for you.

Are you a tree
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…

This storm didn't match up to the one that was in my pants when I saw you.

Hey baby

I'm gonna storm your beaches like Normandy

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

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Working Storm tinder opener

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

I'd like to get on your waterspout.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.