Top 9 Stab Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stab pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stab conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Han Solo won't be the only one getting stabbed tonight.

2. Are you Tom Riddle's Diary?

   Cuz I wanna stab you with my Basilisk's Tooth

3. Hey, are you a toaster?

   Because I wanna stab you with a fork while you're turned on

4. Is that a fork in your back pocket?

   Cause I'm tryna stab that meat.
   
   (Not getting any better at this)

5. Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?

   Because I would stab somebody over you...

6. I will stab three men for you.

7. Are you an egg?

   Cuz imma stab you

8. Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.

9. Your gums looks sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.