Top 20 Knife Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Knife chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. If you were a knife...

   You'd be a BaeBlade.

2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

3. Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?

4. Hey, are you a knife

   Cuz I really want you inside me.

5. Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…

   You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife

6. Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?

7. Hey baby, are you a knife?

   Because your looking sharp!

8. Rose's are red, violets are blue

   I have a 12 inch knife, get in the van NOW!!!

9. Roses are red, Violets are Blue

   I have a knife...get in the van

10. Girl, are you a power socket?

    Cos I would love to stick a knife into you
    
    (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

Funny knife pickup lines

I’ve got a knife and a dick
And one do hem is going into you tonight

I got a knife and a penis

One of them will go inside you

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto)

My knife throwing is usually better, but I got distracted by you.

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?