Top 19 knife Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Knife chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. If you were a knife...

   You'd be a BaeBlade.

2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

3. Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?

4. Hey, are you a knife

   Cuz I really want you inside me.

5. Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?

6. Hey baby, are you a knife?

   Because your looking sharp!

7. Rose's are red, violets are blue

   I have a 12 inch knife, get in the van NOW!!!

8. Roses are red, Violets are Blue

   I have a knife...get in the van

9. Girl, are you a power socket?

   Cos I would love to stick a knife into you
   
   (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

10. I’ve got a knife and a dick

    And one do hem is going into you tonight

Latest knife chat up lines

I got a knife and a penis
One of them will go inside you

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto)

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My knife throwing is usually better, but I got distracted by you.