Top 20 Knife Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Knife pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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If you were a knife...
You'd be a BaeBlade.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
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Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?
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Hey, are you a knife
Cuz I really want you inside me.
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Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…
You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife
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Hey Sasuke!
How’d you like to have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken?
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Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?
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Hey baby, are you a knife?
Because your looking sharp!
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue
I have a knife...get in the van
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Girl, are you a power socket?
Cos I would love to stick a knife into you
(It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

Funny knife pickup lines
I’ve got a knife and a dick
And one do hem is going into you tonight
I got a knife and a penis
One of them will go inside you
Roses are red
I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife
Rose's are red, violets are blue
I have a 12 inch knife, get in the van NOW!!!

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."
Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?
My knife throwing is usually better, but I got distracted by you.
Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?