Top 21 Knife Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Knife pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. If you were a knife...

   You'd be a BaeBlade.

2. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

   If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

3. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

4. Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?

5. Hey, are you a knife

   Cuz I really want you inside me.

6. Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…

   You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife

7. Hey Sasuke!

   How’d you like to have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken?

8. Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?

9. Hey baby, are you a knife?

   Because your looking sharp!

10. Girl, are you a power socket?

    Cos I would love to stick a knife into you
    
    (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

Funny knife pickup lines

I got a knife and a penis
One of them will go inside you

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

Roses are red, Violets are Blue

I have a knife...get in the van

Rose's are red, violets are blue

I have a 12 inch knife, get in the van NOW!!!

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My knife throwing is usually better, but I got distracted by you.

Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."