The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Stick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  2. Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

    I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch

  3. My parents told me to follow my dreams

    Thats why i am sticking with you

  4. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

    Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

  5. I’m like a bee

    I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  6. Are you a bowling ball

    Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

  7. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

  8. Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

    Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

  9. How about I shift my stick into something else...

  10. Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

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Funny stick pickup lines

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

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This is a funny Stick pickup line!

I bet I can stick my tongue out farther than you!

I know what I'll be sticking in your cornucopia.

By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.

I want to stick my thermometer in your mouth.

I'll let you nibble my seed-stick?

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

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Working Stick tinder opener

Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.

Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

Is your name Joy? Cause I want you to jump on my stick!

My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.

I want to always be with you, like ribosomes, always stick together with rough endoplasmic reticulum.

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?