Top 14 Tube Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tube pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tube conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

   Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you

2. I love YouTube

   But the tube is silent

3. When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

   We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

4. What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

   You, me and your red tube top

5. I will show you my twinkle tube.

6. I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

7. I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.

8. Ay girl, you must have tight lego tube because I can't be detached from you.

9. Does my stud fit in your tube? The only way to tell is test it out.

10. I feel like we really connect when we attach our studs and tubes.

Funny tube pickup lines

Clean out my tube good girl.

I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.

If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.