The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 15 Tube Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Tube conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Tube pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

    Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you

  2. Hey babe, wanna see my rescue tube?

  3. I love YouTube

    But the tube is silent

  4. What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

    You, me and your red tube top

  5. When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

    We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

  6. If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

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What is a Tube pickup line?

Working short tube pickup lines to impress a girl

I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.

I will show you my twinkle tube.

I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.

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Does my stud fit in your tube? The only way to tell is test it out.

I feel like we really connect when we attach our studs and tubes.

Clean out my tube good girl.

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I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tube phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Tube lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.