Top 15 Tube Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Tube chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?
Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you
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Do you want some breakfast?
Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine
We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
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What do you say the three of us get together this weekend
You, me and your red tube top
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Hey, are you a tube of shaving cream?
Cuz I wanna fuck you
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I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.
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If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.
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I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.
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I will show you my twinkle tube.
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I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.
Funny tube pickup lines
I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.
Ay girl, you must have tight lego tube because I can't be detached from you.
Does my stud fit in your tube? The only way to tell is test it out.
I feel like we really connect when we attach our studs and tubes.
Clean out my tube good girl.