Top 17 Tube Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tube pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

   Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you

2. I love YouTube

   But the tube is silent

3. Damn girl, I think I need a breathing tube

   Cuz your beauty is breathtaking

4. Do you want some breakfast?

   Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs

5. When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

   We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

6. What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

   You, me and your red tube top

7. Hey, are you a tube of shaving cream?

   Cuz I wanna fuck you

8. Ay girl, you must have tight lego tube because I can't be detached from you.

9. Does my stud fit in your tube? The only way to tell is test it out.

10. I feel like we really connect when we attach our studs and tubes.

Funny tube pickup lines

Clean out my tube good girl.

I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.

If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.

I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.