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Top 42 Pipe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pipe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  3. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  4. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  5. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  6. Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

  7. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  8. Do you know why women call me the plumber

    Because of how well I lay the pipe down

  9. Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

    Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  10. Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

    Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)

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Funny pipe pickup lines

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

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Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?
Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Did you just rip out my wind pipe?

Cause you leave me speechless

I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.

Long and hard ;)

Tomatoes are red, Cheetos are hot...

My friends said you're piping hot, they said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot

- Day 26

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

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Working Pipe tinder opener

Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I'll show you my black iron pipe

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat.

That's some nice pipe you got there. Mind if I go deep and see where that leads us?