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Top 43 Pipe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pipe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  3. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  4. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  5. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  6. Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

  7. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  8. Do you know why women call me the plumber

    Because of how well I lay the pipe down

  9. Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

    Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  10. Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

    Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)

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My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Do you like playing Mario?

Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

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Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

Call me a plumber
Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Did you just rip out my wind pipe?

Cause you leave me speechless

I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.

Long and hard ;)

Tomatoes are red, Cheetos are hot...

My friends said you're piping hot, they said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot

- Day 26

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I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I'll show you my black iron pipe

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat.