The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Pipe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pipe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pipe conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  3. Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

    Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

  4. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  5. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  6. I hope you’re a plumber

    Coz my pipe is leaking

  7. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  8. Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

  9. I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

  10. Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.


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Working pipe pickup lines

Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

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I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

Figuring out how to skateboard is simply half-pipe the fight.

Girl, do you work in construction? Because you know how to work my steel pipes.

Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

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Working Pipe tinder opener

Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down

Babe, you make this half pie into full pipe.

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Do you like playing Mario?

Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.