Top 50 Pipe Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Pipe rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Pipe pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

I hope you’re a plumber

because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!
Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.
Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.
Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.
I hope you’re a plumber

Coz my pipe is leaking

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Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

Your n**... are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

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Two to one says you blow the wrong pipe.

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

Girl, do you work in construction? Because you know how to work my steel pipes.

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Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

I bet you can hit a half pipe, but are you ready for the full pipe?

Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Do you know why women call me the plumber
Because of how well I lay the pipe down

Babe, you make this half pie into full pipe.

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Do you like playing Mario?

Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

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Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe

Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.
Long and hard ;)

Did you just rip out my wind pipe?

Cause you leave me speechless

Tomatoes are red, Cheetos are hot...

My friends said you're piping hot, they said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot

- Day 26

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.

I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

Can I tinker with your pipes?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pipe phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Pipe lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.