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Top 38 Pipe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pipe chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  3. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  4. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  5. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  6. Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

  7. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  8. Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

    Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  9. Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

    'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

    (Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

  10. Are you a plumber?

    Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

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Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe

Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.

Long and hard ;)

Did you just rip out my wind pipe?

Cause you leave me speechless

Tomatoes are red, Cheetos are hot...
My friends said you're piping hot, they said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot

- Day 26

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I'll show you my black iron pipe

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat.

That's some nice pipe you got there. Mind if I go deep and see where that leads us?

Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

Revenge might be a dish served cold, but I'll make sure the sex is piping hot.

My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Can I tinker with your pipes?