Top 50 Plumber Pick Up lines
Do you work as a plumber, know a plumber, or trying to pick up a guy or girl who works or who is a plumber? Use these pick up lines about plumbers to help you flirt and get the attention. These dirty and funny pick up lines about plumbers will help!
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I hope you’re a plumber
because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
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Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t. -
Hey Baby, are you a plumber?
Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.
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I hope you’re a plumber
Coz my pipe is leaking
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Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
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Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.
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I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
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Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.
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Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.
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Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.
Working plumber pickup lines
How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.
I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.
Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.
You have just the joint I need.
Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping.
Girl, I would tap your water line any day.
Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.
I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.
How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.
I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.
Babe, I see our point of connection.
If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.
Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.
I want my pipes through your O-ring.
I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.
Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.
I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.
Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.
Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.
I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.
Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.
You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.
