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50 Plumber Pick Up lines

Do you work as a plumber, know a plumber, or trying to pick up a guy or girl who works or who is a plumber? Use these pick up lines about plumbers to help you flirt and get the attention. These dirty and funny pick up lines about plumbers will help!

Best Working Plumber Pickup Lines

A good Plumber hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
    Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  3. Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

    Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

  4. I hope you’re a plumber

    Coz my pipe is leaking

  5. Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

  6. Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.

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What is a good Plumber pickup line?

Short and cute plumber pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about plumber are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.

Your n**... are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

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Smooth Plumber pickup line

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?


Cheesy plumber Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You have just the joint I need.

Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping.

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.


How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

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Working Plumber tinder opener

Babe, I see our point of connection.

Corny plumber Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Plumber conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.

Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.


Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.

Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

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A good plumber Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Plumber hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.

Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down

I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.

Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.

Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.


I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

Are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to come fix this leak.

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Baby your kiss is rounder than a motor's rotor.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Plumber love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Plumber chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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