Top 50 Plumber Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Plumber pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I hope you’re a plumber

   because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

2. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
   Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

3. Do you know why women call me the plumber

   Because of how well I lay the pipe down

4. Are you a plumber?

   Cause I need you to come fix this leak.

5. Are you a plumber?

   Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

6. Call me a plumber

   Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

7. Hey girl, are you a plumber?

   Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

8. I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

9. Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

10. You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

Funny plumber pickup lines

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

I have a job for you.... but it blows

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.

Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

Can I tinker with your pipes?