The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Plumber Pick Up lines

Do you work as a plumber, know a plumber, or trying to pick up a guy or girl who works or who is a plumber? Use these pick up lines about plumbers to help you flirt and get the attention. These dirty and funny pick up lines about plumbers will help!

  1. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  2. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
    Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  3. Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

    Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

  4. I hope you’re a plumber

    Coz my pipe is leaking

  5. Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

  6. Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.

  7. I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

  8. Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

  9. Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

  10. Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.


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Working plumber pickup lines

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

You have just the joint I need.

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This is a funny Plumber pickup line!

Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping.

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

Babe, I see our point of connection.

If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

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Working Plumber tinder opener

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.

Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.

Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.