I must be Amber Heard's lawyer

Cus I just can't get over your muffins

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

I'll search your grabbable area..

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

Why not missing out in my writing?

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

Want to make some motions together?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Let's do it....by agreement.

Would you like to see my briefs?

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

How about a notice of motion?

I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?” “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

If you were a legal document, you'd be a motion to dismiss my loneliness.

Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

Are you a lawyer?

Because I'd love to be your guilty verdict and get sentenced to a night in your chambers.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I have an o**... argument for you.

You better find yourself a lawyer soon

As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be s**... me.

If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much kiss appeal.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of the things.

Hey baby wanna submit to binding arbitration.

"Is it legal to look that good? Or will I need a lawyer like you to plead my case?"

"Are you a contract? Because I've been studying you and I think it's time to seal the deal."

"From Georgia to USA, your beauty's rare. A singing lawyer with lustrous black hair."

"Are you Ross's divorce lawyer? Because I can't deny the connection we have, even though it's a little unexpected."

Girl, I'll let you be the judge; I'll be the case.

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good without a defense."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just stole my heart without any objection."

"Do you have a gavel? Because I've got a case of love that needs addressing immediately."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my law degree?"

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my heart."

How’d you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?

"Is it legal to be as stunning as you, or should I prepare my defence now?"

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, everything else is suddenly... acquitted."

"Do I need a lawyer? Because it has to be illegal to carry that much beauty without any license."

"You must be the constitution, because every time I look at you, I see life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look as good as you do."

"I may be a lawyer, but the only case I'm interested in is your love case."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, I feel guilty... for not asking you out sooner!"

Wanna examine my brief?

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't stop thinking about you even though my lawyer says it's incriminating."

"Is it a crime that your smile just stole my heart away, because I might need a lawyer now."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, all my objections become overruled."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my attorney's badge?"

Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?

Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

"Are you a lawyer? Because whenever I see you, my heart files an appeal of love."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my highest expectations."

"Are you a legal document? Because I find myself completely drawn to your fine print."