50 Lawyer Pick Up lines

Are you a lawyer or working with a lawyer? Use these pick up lines to help you flirt and impress. Use these lawyer-themed pick up lines to help you score the love and affection of other professionals like yourself. These clever pick up lines feature common themes such as court room, trial, and legal terms. Make your loved one laugh and smile with these lawyer pick up lines that work.

Best Working Lawyer Pickup Lines

A good Lawyer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a lawyer?

Because you're the proseCUTEST
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.
Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.
Let me point you in the direction of...my place.
You don't wanna go home with me?

Objection!
Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

Short and cute lawyer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lawyer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I must be Amber Heard's lawyer

Cus I just can't get over your muffins

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Cheesy lawyer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I got your jurisdiction right here.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

I'll search your grabbable area..

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

Corny lawyer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Lawyer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Why not missing out in my writing?

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

Want to make some motions together?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

Let's do it....by agreement.

Would you like to see my briefs?

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

How about a notice of motion?

I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?” “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

A good lawyer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Lawyer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

I'm a lawyer... t**... me.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I have an oral argument for you.

You better find yourself a lawyer soon

As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be s**... me.

If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much kiss appeal.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

I won't object to your excited utterances.

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of the things.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lawyer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lawyer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.