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Top 50 Lawyer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lawyer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a lawyer?

    Because you're the proseCUTEST

  2. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  3. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  4. Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

  5. Let me point you in the direction place.

  6. You don't wanna go home with me?


  7. Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

    That's what we do.

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  9. Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

  10. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

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Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

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Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I got your jurisdiction right here.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

I'll search your grabbable area..

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

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Working Lawyer tinder opener

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

Want to make some motions together?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Let's do agreement.

Would you like to see my briefs?

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

How about a notice of motion?

Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.