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Top 50 Lawyer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lawyer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lawyer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a lawyer?

    Because you're the proseCUTEST

  2. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  3. Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

  4. Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

  5. You don't wanna go home with me?

    Objection!

  6. Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

    That's what we do.

  7. I must be Amber Heard's lawyer

    Cus I just can't get over your muffins

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  9. Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

  10. Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

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Would you like to see my power of attorney?

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

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Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I got your jurisdiction right here.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

I'll search your grabbable area..

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

Why not missing out in my writing?

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Want to make some motions together?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

Let's do it....by agreement.

Would you like to see my briefs?

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

How about a notice of motion?

I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?” “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?