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Top 13 Criminal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Criminal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  2. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  3. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  4. Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

    Because I want your arson my lap

  5. Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

    ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

  6. Damn girl, is there a criminal on the loose?

    Cause I'm tryna cuff that.

  7. Damn girl are you a cardiologist AND a criminal?

    Cuz you just stole my heart <3

  8. You girl, are you a major criminal?

    Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

  9. Hey, are you criminal

    Because you're cuming with me ;)

  10. The perfect line for anyone named Annie

    “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”

    *awkward silence*

    “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

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Funny criminal pickup lines

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours.

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.