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Top 15 Criminal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Criminal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Criminal conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  2. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  3. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  4. You've stolen my heart you criminal, but it seems that I've felon love with you.

  5. Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

    (A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

  6. Hey are you a police officer

    Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

  7. Hey girl, is your heart made of diamond?

    *Because I'm a smooth criminal*

  8. Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

    Because I want your arson my lap

  9. Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

    ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

  10. I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.

    Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.

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You girl, are you a major criminal?
Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Hey, are you criminal

Because you're cuming with me ;)

I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours.

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

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