"Need a partner in crime? I'd love to serve my time exploring your captivating beauty."

"Are you a death row sentence? Because meeting you feels so good it should be criminal."

"Are you a psychopath, or just criminally sexy? Because your allure has me pleading insanity."

"You've got the right to remain gorgeous, anything less would be a violation of my heart's desires."

"The way your style merges with your aesthetic is pure artistry. It's criminally sexy, have you been arrested yet?"

"Ever used your handcuffs on a heart thief? Because you've just stolen mine with those killer abs."

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good without a defense."

"Did your abs get a police permit, cause they're dangerously arresting and making my heartbeat go wild."

"Like a master of disguise, your beauty has stolen my eyes, in this love heist of the night."

"That black dress isn't just stunning, it's criminal. Cause every time you wear it, you steal my heart away."

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because you've got me wanting to break the law tonight, officer."

"For breathtaking beauties like you, it's a pleasure that feels almost criminal to resist. But remember, the real magic happens when our minds connect."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I just can't seem to get rid of you from my mind's crime scene."

"Do I need a lawyer? Because it has to be illegal to carry that much beauty without any license."

"Is it illegal to look that beautiful? Because you're definitely breaking the law."

"Though stealing's a crime, your beauty I'd borrow, for it lights up my heart, in places so hollow."

"Are you a prison break plan? Because I can't escape your captivating beauty, it's criminal."

"Is your name Al Capone? Because you've stolen my heart with a criminal charm."

"If looks could kidnap, girl, you'd be a top-rated criminal; stealing hearts without even trying."

"Are you a high-profile heist? Because my heart's security system just reported a serious breach!"

"Your beauty should be outlawed, it's criminally stunning."

"Stealing hearts isn't a crime, else you'd be most wanted, for your allure is a sweet rhyme."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't stop thinking about you even though my lawyer says it's incriminating."

"Got any contraband? Because looking into your eyes, I feel like I'm smuggling diamonds."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I must be a dangerous criminal, destined to be locked away there forever."

"You must be a cop, because you just arrested my heart with those killer abs."

"Are you a thief? Because whenever I look into your eyes, you seem to have stolen all my words away."

"Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart with your captivating charm."

"Are you a criminal? Because every time I look at you, I swear you've stolen my heart."

"Are you a thief? Because whenever I look around, you seem to have stolen all my attention!"

"You've got the right to remain silent, but your beauty's speaking volumes, Officer."

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? If so, I'm ready for a life sentence in your arms."

"You're so sexy, it's almost criminal. Should I be looking for a psychopath or a heart stealer?"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for taking mine at first sight, Officer."

"Seeing you work so diligently, it's almost criminal to interrupt. But, can you spare a moment for some stolen kisses?"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, though I promise I won't rob your heart without consent."

Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

(A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't help but feel the need to secure you before you're gone without a trace."

"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes, and it's criminally attractive."

"Your beauty should be illegal, it's a dazzling crime, I'd willingly serve my time."

"Ever heard of a crime of passion? Because when I saw your abs, my heart committed a high-speed chase."

"Is it a crime to be this attractive? If so, I plead guilty as charged, officer."

"Your dress isn't just stunning, it's downright criminal. Should I call the cops or will you surrender your number willingly?"

"Your beauty is blazing, it's almost criminal. How about we cool things down and explore the mystery beneath your dress?"

"Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart and made it your most charming accomplice."

"Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart and I'd love to press charges of love."

"You must be a felon, for your smile's a crime, stolen my heart and made it chime."

"Devu Don, you must be a criminal because every time I look at you, I surrender to your dangerously sexy charm."

"Stuck in prison, huh? Well, I must say, your sense of humor is criminally attractive."

"Are you a detective? Because I think I've just stolen your heart, and you should probably start an investigation."

"Are you a cop? Because you've got fine written all over you, and I'm ready to plead guilty to your charm."

"Are you a detective? Because I just got `caught-red-handed` falling for you!"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just made off with mine like Bonnie and Clyde."

"If beauty were a sin, you'd surely be the most wanted criminal."

"Is your heart a jail? Cause I'm ready to be a repeat offender for stealing your attention."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't get rid of you, even if it means going straight to the Love Police."

"Officer, is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you've just made off with mine."

"Hay, did you know it's against the law to be that cute? You must be a smooth criminal."

"You must be a thief, with eyes like sparkling jewels, you've managed to steal my heart, breaking all rules."

"Your beauty is so intimidating, it's criminal. Should I plead guilty for trying to steal your heart?"

"Forget the law, my chiseled abs are enough to enforce attraction. Want to be my partner in crime?"

"In this world full of crimes, your smile's the most beautiful felony, stealing hearts across the mile."

"Are you a detective? Because I think I just stole your heart, and I'm ready to turn myself in."

"You must be the law of attraction because with those chiseled abs, you've got me under arrest."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be the most charming criminal I've ever seen."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't seem to get rid of the thought of you, no matter how hard the authorities try."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I've been searching for you all over my criminal love investigation!"