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Top 16 Criminal Pick Up lines

Are you a fan of Criminal Pick Up Lines, or do you just love the show? Get the best and the funniest pick up lines that are inspired by Criminal. Use these pick up lines to flirt with others who love Criminal Pick Up Line themes. These pickup lines feature various Criminal Pick Up Lines themes including quotes, props and characters.

  1. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  2. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  3. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  4. Are you in the criminal caller track, because you have stolen my heart.

  5. You've stolen my heart you criminal, but it seems that I've felon love with you.

  6. Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

    (A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

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Working short criminal pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Hey girl, is your heart made of diamond?

*Because I'm a smooth criminal*

Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

Because I want your arson my lap

Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

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This is a funny Criminal pickup line!

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Hey, are you criminal
Because you're cuming with me ;)

I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours.

criminal Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Smooth and dirty Criminal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Criminal conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Criminal phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.