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Top 15 Criminal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Criminal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  2. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  3. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  4. Hey are you a police officer

    Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

  5. Hey girl, is your heart made of diamond?

    *Because I'm a smooth criminal*

  6. Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

    Because I want your arson my lap

  7. Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

    ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

  8. Damn girl, is there a criminal on the loose?

    Cause I'm tryna cuff that.

  9. Damn girl are you a cardiologist AND a criminal?

    Cuz you just stole my heart <3

  10. The perfect line for anyone named Annie

    “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”

    *awkward silence*

    “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

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You girl, are you a major criminal?
Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Hey, are you criminal

Because you're cuming with me ;)

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

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