"Are you a thief? Because you've just stolen my heart and I'm actually considering not reporting it."

"That outfit of yours? It's criminal. It should be illegal to look that enticing."

"Are you a death row sentence? Because meeting you feels so good it should be criminal."

"Are you a psychopath, or just criminally sexy? Because your allure has me pleading insanity."

"You've got the right to remain gorgeous, anything less would be a violation of my heart's desires."

"Just like a thief, you've stolen my heart, leaving me breathless, right from the start."

"Ever used your handcuffs on a heart thief? Because you've just stolen mine with those killer abs."

Are you a detective? Because you've caught me red-handed stealing glances at you all night.

"Your photo must be a criminal, because it stole my breath away and left me longing for more."

"You must be studying criminal psychology, because you've definitely got me under your spell—mind if I explore your motives?"

Are you a criminal? Because I've already sentenced myself to be captivated by you forever.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - without clothes, you'd be downright criminal."

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good without a defense."

You move with such finesse, like a smooth criminal dancing through the night. You're captivating and oh so bright.

Are you a smooth criminal? Because your beauty is a perfect crime, stealing hearts all the time.

"Hey girl, are you a Smooth Criminal? Because you've definitely stolen my heart with that moonwalk!"

"Is your name Evidence? Because I just can't seem to get rid of you from my mind's crime scene."

"Like a master of disguise, your beauty has stolen my eyes, in this love heist of the night."

"Do I need a lawyer? Because it has to be illegal to carry that much beauty without any license."

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because you've got me wanting to break the law tonight, officer."

"Is it illegal to look that beautiful? Because you're definitely breaking the law."

Just like a smooth criminal, you've got me feeling some serious heat...in a good way.

"For breathtaking beauties like you, it's a pleasure that feels almost criminal to resist. But remember, the real magic happens when our minds connect."

"That black dress isn't just stunning, it's criminal. Cause every time you wear it, you steal my heart away."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're definitely a smooth criminal in my dreams.

"Are you a high-profile heist? Because my heart's security system just reported a serious breach!"

"Got any contraband? Because looking into your eyes, I feel like I'm smuggling diamonds."

"Are you a prison break plan? Because I can't escape your captivating beauty, it's criminal."

"If looks could kidnap, girl, you'd be a top-rated criminal; stealing hearts without even trying."

"Is your name Al Capone? Because you've stolen my heart with a criminal charm."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't stop thinking about you even though my lawyer says it's incriminating."

"Do you believe in crime? Because it's illegal to look that good without sharing the secret."

"Your beauty should be outlawed, it's criminally stunning."

"Stealing hearts isn't a crime, else you'd be most wanted, for your allure is a sweet rhyme."

Are you a criminal? Because you stole my heart and now I need to sentence you to love me.

"Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart with your captivating charm."

Are you a smooth criminal? Because stealing hearts is definitely your specialty, gorgeous.

You must be a smooth criminal, because just one look from you is enough to make me feel weak.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd definitely be guilty. I'd love to get to know the criminal."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I must be a dangerous criminal, destined to be locked away there forever."

"You must be a cop, because you just arrested my heart with those killer abs."

You must be a smooth criminal, because you've got me feeling guilty for wanting you.

Are you a detective? Because you just caught the criminal... of my heart.

Are you a smooth criminal? Because stealing hearts is definitely your specialty.

Are you a smooth criminal? Because you've stolen my heart without leaving any evidence.

You've stolen my heart you criminal, but it seems that I've felon love with you.

"Are you a thief? Because whenever I look around, you seem to have stolen all my attention!"

"You've got the right to remain silent, but your beauty's speaking volumes, Officer."

If sleep were a crime, you'd be the most wanted criminal. Time to surrender in dreamland.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like a smooth criminal.

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for taking mine at first sight, Officer."

Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

(A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

"How about the time I rescued an old lady? Or should I save my heroics for our first date?"

"You're so sexy, it's almost criminal. Should I be looking for a psychopath or a heart stealer?"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, though I promise I won't rob your heart without consent."

"Seeing you work so diligently, it's almost criminal to interrupt. But, can you spare a moment for some stolen kisses?"

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? If so, I'm ready for a life sentence in your arms."

"Is it a crime to be this attractive? If so, I plead guilty as charged, officer."

"If seriousness were a crime, you'd be the ultimate criminal because you're always breaking it with your charm."

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because my heart seems to have been stolen!

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't help but feel the need to secure you before you're gone without a trace."

"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes, and it's criminally attractive."

"Ever heard of a crime of passion? Because when I saw your abs, my heart committed a high-speed chase."

"Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart and I'd love to press charges of love."

"Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart and made it your most charming accomplice."

I may not be a detective, but I can already tell you're guilty of being irresistibly sexy.

"You must be a felon, for your smile's a crime, stolen my heart and made it chime."

"If loving you is a crime, then I must be a wanted criminal—your beauty has me hooked!"

"Your dress isn't just stunning, it's downright criminal. Should I call the cops or will you surrender your number willingly?"

"Your beauty is blazing, it's almost criminal. How about we cool things down and explore the mystery beneath your dress?"

"Devu Don, you must be a criminal because every time I look at you, I surrender to your dangerously sexy charm."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Guess I'll have to settle for your mom's looks."

"Are you a crime scene? Because I can't help but leave my fingerprints all over your heart."

"Stuck in prison, huh? Well, I must say, your sense of humor is criminally attractive."

Your black dress is so stunning, it's almost criminal. You're the epitome of elegance and allure.

"If beauty were a sin, you'd surely be the most wanted criminal."

"Are you a detective? Because I think I've just stolen your heart, and you should probably start an investigation."

"Are you a detective? Because I just got `caught-red-handed` falling for you!"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just made off with mine like Bonnie and Clyde."

"Is your heart a jail? Cause I'm ready to be a repeat offender for stealing your attention."

"Officer, is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you've just made off with mine."

"Hay, did you know it's against the law to be that cute? You must be a smooth criminal."

"You must be a thief, with eyes like sparkling jewels, you've managed to steal my heart, breaking all rules."

"If being smooth was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for making me swoon."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't get rid of you, even if it means going straight to the Love Police."

You must be a smooth criminal, because you've got me wanting to commit some love crimes with you.

"In this world full of crimes, your smile's the most beautiful felony, stealing hearts across the mile."

Haha, don't worry, I promise I'm not a criminal! But if I were, you'd be the only one to catch me. 😉

"Are you a cop? Because I can't resist your arresting beauty."

"Your beauty is so intimidating, it's criminal. Should I plead guilty for trying to steal your heart?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my criminal record for charm?"

Are you a detective? Because you just stole my heart without leaving any evidence behind.

"Forget the law, my chiseled abs are enough to enforce attraction. Want to be my partner in crime?"

"I've never met a mafia boss as cute as you, it's almost criminal how your red hair is stealing my heart."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't seem to get rid of the thought of you, no matter how hard the authorities try."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be the most charming criminal I've ever seen."

"Your eyes are the culprits, they've committed a wonderful crime; they've locked up my heart, till the end of time."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I've been searching for you all over my criminal love investigation!"

Your elegance is criminal, like a smooth operator in the night - stealing my attention effortlessly.

If being a smooth criminal is a crime, then lock me up because I'm guilty of falling for you.

"Is your body from a morgue? Cause girl, your beauty is drop-dead gorgeous, it's almost criminal."

"You must be the law of attraction because with those chiseled abs, you've got me under arrest."

"Do you study criminal behavior? Because you've definitely stolen my heart without leaving a trace!"

"Are you a thief? Because whenever I look around, it's my heart you've sneakily stolen."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you and it's so nice, it's almost criminal."

"You must be a criminal, because you just stole my heart away with that smile."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because with those abs, you're guilty as charged."

"Ever been arrested by a man with killer abs? Cause I can make your heart plead guilty for skipping a beat."

Are you a smooth criminal? Because stealing hearts with your charm is your specialty.

I may not be a detective, but I can tell you're the most wanted criminal in my dreams.

"Ever tried handcuffs in a different scenario, officer? Because you're arresting my heart tonight."

"Ever had a body search done by a six-pack officer? Because darling, my abs are on duty tonight."

"Though stealing's a crime, I'd risk jail time, just to call your beauty mine."

"You must be a criminal, because your beauty just assaulted my heart. Are you always this dangerously attractive?"

"Do you specialize in criminal law? Because it should be illegal to look that good!"

You must be a smooth criminal, because every move you make has me falling for you.

Are you a wanted criminal? Because you've stolen my heart without even trying.

"Is it illegal to steal a heart? Because you just handcuffed mine, officer."

"If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence without the possibility of parole."

"Do you have a license for those killer looks or should I call the fashion police?"

"Do you have a license? Because it's illegal to look that good without some sort of permit."

"Are you a detective? Because I must confess, your smile stole my heart away faster than a seasoned criminal."

"Can you help me catch criminals? Because someone just stole my heart, and I'm pretty sure it was you."

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

"Do we need to call the police? Because it should be illegal to steal someone's breath away like you just did."

You must be the smoothest criminal I've ever seen, because you've already stolen my attention.

You must be a smooth criminal because you've got me feeling like breaking all the rules with you.

Are you a smooth criminal? Because you stole my heart with your killer smile.

"Is your name Evidence? Because I'm about to steal you away from this crime scene called singleness!"

"Are you a lawbreaker? Because your beauty just stole my breath away faster than I could cuff you."

"You're so stunning, it's criminal not to have your picture in my gallery, can I have one?"