Top 36 Court Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Court pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Court tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.
Hey girl, the court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Your court or mine?
If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much kiss appeal.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

Working short court pickup lines to impress a girl

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Are you a fine?

Cause it looks like i’m going to be fighting you in court eventually.

Want to experience a clear high into your court?

Want to see how I can drive my serve to your back court?

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

I don’t know if I have waiting for you, but I would love that you Court.

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Baby I like it, the way you move on the court.

Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you
-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I'll fight you in court in a year

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

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When I saw you walk on the court tonight wearing WD, my heart said 'Wife Dat'.

Babe trust me the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.

Girl, where do you prefer my bump? Attack line or back court?

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were o**....

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries

If I can set you up good on the court, I'll definitely set you up in bed.

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

Should I go for Cross Court Shot or Cut Shot to score with you?

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You must be a volleyball because baby I just want to dig you right out on this court now.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Court phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.