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Top 31 Court Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Court chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

  2. Girl dont be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.

  3. Hey girl, the court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.

  4. If I court you, will it be a love match?

  5. Your court or mine?

  6. If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much sex appeal.

  7. There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

  8. I don’t know if I have waiting for you, but I would love that you Court.

  9. Baby I like it, the way you move on the court.

  10. Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

    ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you
-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.


I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I'll fight you in court in a year

Should I go for Cross Court Shot or Cut Shot to score with you?

You must be a volleyball because baby I just want to dig you right out on this court now.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

If my heart was a netball court, you'd be centre.

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

When I saw you walk on the court tonight wearing WD, my heart said 'Wife Dat'.

Babe trust me the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

If I may invite the courts attention to my dick, you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

Girl, where do you prefer my bump? Attack line or back court?

If I can set you up good on the court, I'll definitely set you up in bed.