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Top 32 Court Pick Up lines

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  1. Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

  2. Hey girl, the court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.

  3. If I court you, will it be a love match?

  4. Your court or mine?

  5. If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much kiss appeal.

  6. There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

  7. Are you a fine?

    Cause it looks like i’m going to be fighting you in court eventually.

  8. Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

    Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

  9. Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

  10. I don’t know if I have waiting for you, but I would love that you Court.

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Baby I like it, the way you move on the court.

Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.

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Are you a parking ticket?

Because I'll fight you in court in a year

If I can set you up good on the court, I'll definitely set you up in bed.

Should I go for Cross Court Shot or Cut Shot to score with you?

You must be a volleyball because baby I just want to dig you right out on this court now.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

If my heart was a netball court, you'd be centre.

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

When I saw you walk on the court tonight wearing WD, my heart said 'Wife Dat'.

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I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

Girl, where do you prefer my bump? Attack line or back court?