Are you a fine?

Cause it looks like i’m going to be fighting you in court eventually.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

"Watching you master the volleyball court was captivating, but your championship smile truly won my heart."

"If you want to learn pickleball, I'd be your perfect match on and off the court."

Banished from the court for setting hearts on fire, your smile is the only thing I desire.

Are you a basketball? Because when I look at you, Hannah, my heart makes a full-court shot!

Are you a pickleball court? Because I want to learn the game and get lost in your lines.

"Your eyes, they outshine the court's glow, like a three-pointer, straight to my heart, you throw."

Are you a judge? Because every time I see you, you hold court in my heart.

"A laugh like a melody, on the court you stand tall, in the game of my heart, girl, you've won it all."

"Are you a basketball? Because I can't stop dribbling over how fine you are on the court."

"In a court full of servants, you stand out as the gem so fervent."

Well, if you're wearing a crown, does that make me your loyal subject or your trusty court jester? 🃏👑

Want to experience a clear high into your court?

"Watching you master the volleyball court was like seeing poetry in motion, champ, you stole my heart with each serve."

Sounds like a fun game! I'm in. But be warned, I've got some serious skills on the court. Get ready to lose! 😜🏀

"Babe, just like in basketball, my heart's always on a full-court press for you."

"Watching you conquer the volleyball court was enchanting, how about we win at this game of love together?"

"Watching you conquer the volleyball court stole my breath away, just like you stole that junior championship."

"Your serve at the volleyball court is good, but your charm, darling, is unbeatable."

"Is there a court order, Your Honor? Because every time you enter the room, my heart stands in recess!"

Want to see how I can drive my serve to your back court?

"I bet you play basketball, but can we play my favorite song while you dominate the court of my heart?"

Babe, I want to play a forehand drive straight down your court and win your point.

Are you a TikTok dance? Because you've got all the right moves on and off the court.

"If you’re the dungeon queen, then consider me your humble jester, here to brighten your royal court with laughter."

"Ever played a game of love and badminton? I can't promise a shuttlecock, but my heart's already in your court."

Are you a lawyer? Because I need representation in the court of love!

Want me to be your coach on the court? I'll make sure you have a slam dunk time.

"Is it because my smile keeps distracting you on the court? You're such a sweet distraction."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I dribble by again on the court?

Princess, I like that! Does that make me your charming court jester ready to entertain you whenever you need a smile? 😄

Are you a basketball? Because I can't stop bouncing back into your court.

"Are you a gavel? Because every time I look at you, my heart holds a session of 'Order in the Court'!"

Let me be your coach on and off the court, together we'll make a winning team.

"Maybe I'm mean on the court, but off it, I promise to make every shot with you."

"Ever thought of playing hockey on ice? Because you've already melted my heart on the basketball court."

"Are you a Bollywood track on Spotify? Because your moves on the badminton court are making my heart dance."

"You serve aces on the court, how about we try some off-court doubles?"

Like a skilled lawyer in court, you argue for my heart's support.

Are you a lawyer? Because you've got me pleading for a second date in your court.

"You're not a mommy princess, but your beauty makes every room feel like a royal court."

Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

"Is it a legal play in volleyball if you just stole my heart from across the court?"

"Do you believe in love at first slam dunk? Because when it comes to you, I'm always ready to play ball - off and on the court."

Sure thing! I'll bring my A-game. Get ready to be schooled on the court, I hope you can handle the heat 🔥🏀

Are you a basketball court? Because every time I see you, I want to dribble all over.

"Watching you conquer the volleyball court was mesmerizing, but winning your heart would be my greatest championship."

1-on-1 with you would be a lot more fun than any game on the court.

"Are we on a basketball court? Because everytime I see you, I'd love to take a shot."

"I must be your racket because my heart swings every time I see you on the court."

"I may not be a ketchup fan, but I'd love to catch you on the court and serve up some fun."

"Do you play basketball? Because I can see you've got game, and this gym rat is ready to play in your court."

"Is it hot in this badminton court or is it just your killer serve that's raising my heart rate?"

Naughty basketball, huh? Sounds like a fun time! Maybe we should team up and see who can score the most points off the court? 🏀

Like a skilled player on the court, your beauty shines effortlessly in every sport.

"Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging your style and I'm ready to serve my heart on the court of love."

"If basketball is a game of love, consider me your biggest fan. Your dark beauty on the court is mesmerizing."

"You're a storm, always raging, yet my heart you free, is this your twisted way of courting me?"

"Hannah, on the court or off, you're a slam dunk, my heart races at your sight."

"Are you accusing me of perjury? Because every time I say you're sexy, it feels like I'm testifying in court!"

"If beauty were a kingdom, surely, princess, you'd rule the throne, for in the court of my heart, you shine alone."

"Are you a basketball? Because every time I see you, my heart does a full-court press."

If I were a pickleball, I'd let you swing me anytime. Let's make a smashing duo on the court.

Are you a jury? Because I find you guilty... of stealing my heart!

"Are you a dumpling? Because with my badminton skills, I'd love to sweep you off your feet and into my court."

"Is basketball the only court we'll be in? Or can I also score in the court of your heart?"

Hey there, are you my rival on the court? Because I can't stop thinking about defeating your heart.

"Are you a basketball player? Because you've got some mad skills on the court and off."

"Your beauty's more enchanting than a winning slam dunk, in this court of affection, it's you who sunk my junk."

"You serve grace on the court, with every hit and twirl, you've spiked my heart into a whirl."

"Do you believe in love at first serve? Because I felt a connection the moment I saw you on the court."

"In the court of love, you're my MVP, your moves in life, simply enchant me."

"I may not score in the court, but when it comes to winning your heart, I'd never miss my shot."

Did you just steal the ball? Because you've got my heart running a full-court press.

Did it hurt when you fell from the royal court? Because you're a princess in my eyes.

"Shitala, in beauty's court, you're the chief officer,
With your allure, even a convict would be an offer."

"Do you have a gavel? Because every time I see you, my heart says 'Order in the court!'"

If I were a judge, I'd sentence you to a lifetime of being my sexy court jester.

Are you a tennis ball? Because I can't wait to smash you all over the court.

Your moves on the handball court are impressive, but the way you catch my eye is even better.

"Are you a shooting star? Because you light up the court with your dark complexion and killer basketball skills."

"Sue me? Only if it means we're negotiating a long-term contract in the court of love."

"Is it legal to look that stunning, or should we take this case to the court of attraction?"

Haha, I guess he'll have to stick to hosting reality TV shows instead of reality court shows! 😂

Let me be your pickleball coach and teach you all the right moves on and off the court.

"Is your name LeBron? Because I can't help but feel a strong attraction every time you approach the court."

"In the court of love, beautiful cop, you're the judge. Is it legal to steal hearts with just one smudge?"

"Girl, just like a perfect three-pointer, you make my heart race from the moment I spotted you across this court."

Are you ready to shoot some hoops and steal my heart on the court?

Your skills on the court are impressive, but your smile is the real game changer.

Sounds like a fun challenge! I'm in. Get ready to be defeated on the court 😉🏀

Did it hurt when you fell from the basketball court? Because you've slam dunked into my heart.

Like a rose amidst thorns, you shine bright, fair maiden, a gem in the king's court.

"Watching you conquer that volleyball court, I realized champions aren't just made of gold, but also sugar and spice."

Are you a basketball court? Because I can't stop dribbling when I'm around you.

"Like a perfect serve, I may have just fallen for your ace smile across the court."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I submit another motion for your heart?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your form is angelic on the volleyball court.

Are you a judge? Because every time I see you, I'm guilty of melting under your gaze.

I don’t know if I have waiting for you, but I would love that you Court.

Are you a basketball? Because when I see you, I just want to dribble all over the court.

"You must be a sharpshooter on the court, because you've certainly scored big points with me."

"Ever had a personal chef who's as good on the basketball court as he is behind the stove? Care to play some tunes?"

"Are you a three-pointer? Because I can't help but take a shot at stealing your heart from across the court."

"Just like Lola Bunny, you've got moves that aren't just charming but also set the court on fire."

"Do you like dumplings? Because I'm good with my hands, be it on the basketball court or rolling out your favorite treat."

Are you a judge? Because you just gave me a life sentence... of love for you.

"Your skills on the volleyball court won you a championship, but your smile won my heart."

"Watching you ace the volleyball court was enchanting, but winning your heart would be my greatest championship."

"Are you the goalpost? Because I can't take my eyes off you on and off the court."

"On the court of my heart, you're the ace, girl, with your every spike, you grace my world."

"Well, maybe I can't score on the court, but I'd love to score a chance with you."

You're as cute as a devil in the king's court, your blush is a work of art.

"I don't need a full court to prove my love, girl, every glance at you is a slam dunk."

"Short king, huh? So does that mean I have to start a royal court for my loyal subjects? Where’s my crown? 👑😂"

"Do you prefer the pool or the court? Because either way, I'm drowning in your eyes."

"Can I call you my 'Honour'? Because every time I'm in court, it's your face that keeps me on good behaviour."

"Your concentration on the volleyball court stole my focus, because all I could see was your captivating beauty."

Are you ready to serve up some love on the pickleball court? Because I'm ready to be your perfect partner.

"Watching you ace the volleyball court is like watching poetry in motion, you're a champion in my eyes."

"I may spend my time on the court or lifting weights, but it's your sweet melody that truly dominates my senses."

"Though thieving's a sin, your beauty I'd steal, for in the court of my heart, you're the only appeal."

"Your focus in volleyball stirs my heart, can I be the reason for your sweet distraction off the court?"

"Ever been court-martialed by desire, darling? Because my attraction to you could violate the Geneva Convention."

"Your body's more toned than my basketball skills, and trust me, I don't miss in both departments."

Are you a lawyer? Because your grace in court is truly divine, appealing and fine.

I can be your personal coach on and off the court, ready to show you some winning moves! 🏀

"Just like badminton, you always serve up happiness; together, we make the perfect team on and off the court."

"If love is a crime, I'd gladly serve a lifetime to prove my innocence in your heart's court."