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Top 27 Church Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey baby wanna go to church with me?

  2. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  3. They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

  4. Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

  5. Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

    Because they gotta be separated

  6. Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

  7. Do you go to church often?

    Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

  8. Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

  9. Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body… of Christ. When are you going to invite me to church?

  10. Are you a church?

    Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you

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Funny church pickup lines

Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..
Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)

Hey gurl, are you a burnt down church?

Because Notre DAYUMM.

I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

Are you dungeons and dragons...

Cuzz the church wont like it when I play with you

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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"

Are you the 95 Thesis?
Cause I wanna nail you against a church door

I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.

I have more MASS than a church on sunday!

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…

You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.

I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

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I know a good church where we can go and talk.

I can't wait to see your body of Chirst. When you gonna ask me to church?

Guy: there's no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I'm not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!