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Top 28 Church Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Church pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Church conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby wanna go to church with me?

  2. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  3. They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

  4. Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

  5. Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

    Because they gotta be separated

  6. Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

  7. Do you go to church often?

    Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

  8. Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

  9. Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body… of Christ. When are you going to invite me to church?

  10. Are you a church?

    Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you

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Funny church pickup lines

If you were church, I’d get on my knees

Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)

Hey gurl, are you a burnt down church?

Because Notre DAYUMM.

I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

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Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

"Are you the 95 theses?
Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"

Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door

I have more MASS than a church on sunday!

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…

I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.

You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.

I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

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Working Church tinder opener

The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

I know a good church where we can go and talk.

I can't wait to see your body of Chirst. When you gonna ask me to church?

Guy: there's no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I'm not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!