Top 6 August Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty August pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Can’t believe it’s August

   We got a whole month for entanglements
   —Plz rate this one
   Edit: it worked

2. I feel like a mosquito in August around you

   Because I’ve got you hot and bothered.

3. My dick is called California

   Cuz it’s been burning since August ;)

4. Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

5. You're hotter than a tin roof in August.

6. Is your birthday in August? Because you are a peridot.