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Top 50 Planet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Planet chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  3. I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

  4. You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

  5. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  6. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  7. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  8. Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

  9. Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

  10. If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

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Funny planet pickup lines

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Girl r u a planet?

Because im atrracted to your heavenly body

I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

Sometimes I wish planets were edible

Because I wanna eat Uranus

Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus

7.594 tits on this planet

And your right one is my favourite

Edit : Billion