Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

After tonight, there will only be seven planets in solar space. Because I will smash Uranus.

You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

"How about I cook for you when the planets align? Or maybe when I finally figure out how to boil water without a meltdown!"

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

"If you were a planet, I'd explore every inch of your surface… no space suit required."

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

"And you should, because there's no one else on this planet quite like you. I'm intrigued and want to know more."

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your beauty is clearly not from this planet!"

"Are you Uranus? Because your beauty's undeniable, making all other planets seem quite unreliable."

"If I were a planet, I'd orbit around you because, just like Earth, you're out of this world!"

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

"Are you a star? Because my planet Go-trax revolves around you, babe."

"Are you from another planet? Because your beauty is out of this world and totally cosmic."

If you were a planet, I'd orbit around you forever - because you are my universe.

If beauty were a planet, you'd be its radiant sun, illuminating the universe with your mesmerizing blue gaze.

"If you were a planet, I'd want to be your moon, always orbiting around your radiant being."

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Is your bikini made from recycled material? Because our chemistry feels like it could save the planet."

"Are you a mom? Because you've got the beauty that keeps life on this planet thriving."

"If I were a planet, I'd orbit around you, Red Dwarf, because you're the center of my universe."

Did you invent the spaceship? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm on another planet.

That's awesome! I'm in a happy mood too! Must be the alignment of the planets... or just the coffee kicking in. ☕️😄

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

"Ya habibti, law el najm gawak, enti ahlam kawkab fi sama'i."
Translation: My darling, if stars are beautiful, you're the most dreamy planet in my sky.

"Is your name Recycle? Because I feel an irresistible urge to save our planet together."

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Are you a planet? Because you've got me orbiting around Uranus in the best way possible.

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

"Isn't it poetic how our love story could begin with us, saving the planet one shared shower at a time?"

If beauty were a planet, you'd be the brightest star in the universe with those captivating eyes.

Oh, I'm a pro at this! I'm going to go with... the planet Mars. Nailed it, right? 😉

"Girl, did you fall from a candy tree? Because you're the sweetest thing on this planet."

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

"Do you believe in love at first bark, or should I orbit around you like a very confused planet?"

Are you made of methane and helium? Because you take my breath away like a planet in the sky.

If I were a planet, I'd orbit around you like a red dwarf captivated by your gravitational pull.

Are you a scientist? Because when I look at you, I feel like I just discovered a new planet. 🪐

"I may not be your sibling, but if I were a planet, I'd orbit around you and not just 'brother' Earth."

If beauty was a planet, you'd be the brightest star in the light blue galaxy of my heart.

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

"Sure, I'd love to travel to Mars, but only if they have pizza delivery. Which planet would you visit?"

If beauty was a planet, you'd be its brightest star shining in the enchanting light blue galaxy.

"Like stars across the cosmos, your smile shines so bright, eclipsing every planet in my universe tonight."

"Because you light up my world like no other planet ever could. Sweet dreams, beautiful."

"Are you a planet? Because you're out of this world, especially when it comes to Uranus."

Haha, let me put on my detective hat and guess... Is it the mystical land of Pizza Planet? 🍕👽

"Girl, your energy outshines the sun. Can I be the planet that revolves around you?"

Girl r u a planet?

Because im atrracted to your heavenly body

You know your eyes shine like the twin suns on my home planet.

"You're so breathtaking that even Venus is envious, care to make other planets jealous tonight?"

I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you

Hey cutie, are you a planet?

Because I work at Nasa and I want to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

"Chloe, are you an alien? Because you've abducted my curiosity—and I have no idea what planet you're from!"

Sometimes I wish planets were edible

Because I wanna eat Uranus

If beauty were a planet, you would be the brightest star in its orbit with those mesmerizing eyes.

"You might be from another planet, but you've got my heart feeling like it's in zero gravity."

"Sizing up already? It's more like an unexplored planet - out of this world and full of mystery."

Did you know you're as rare and precious as a diamond, just like our beautiful planet Earth?

You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem

If I were an archaeologist, I would dig you because you are truly a gem on this planet.

HEYY!! do you know what my favorite planet is?

UR'**...!!!

"If beauty were a book, you'd be a bestseller on every planet's list."

Do you believe in aliens? Because I think you must be from another planet, stealing all the stars.

"If beauty were a planet, you'd be the brightest star in Uranus' orbit."

"Well, that's okay because my interests are more 'universal' than just NASA. Ever heard of the Galactic Federation of Planets?"

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet

If I could go to any planet it would be Uranus

"Just like Juice WRLD said 'Let's get high and watch Planet Earth,' Let's get lost in our own universe."

Are you from another planet ?

Because you’re head is massive just like an aliens

What is your favourite planet?

Mine is definitely Uranus

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

Are you even from this planet?

Because 4.54 billion years of evolution is just not enough for such beautiful creation!

Aye girrrrl, what planet are YOU from? Can I get yo galactic coordinates?

Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

Girrrllll... I just wanna be inside...

The 7th planet away from the sun

Are you a planet?

Because im inside your sphere of influence

Do you enjoy studying the planets

Because I want to touch on Uranus

Even if there was no gravity on planet Earth

I would still fall for you.

Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus

Hey girl is your kiss a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

You know what planet I want to go to

Uranus

My planet exploded. Wanna repopulate?

Dr Who

On my planet, we need three different beings to have kiss ... but for you, I'll make an exception

Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.

You know your eyes shine the the twin suns on my home planet.

My planet wasn't big enough for my d***.

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

I'm like planet neptune. I'm attracted to the gravitational pull from uranus since it is so big and I cannot lie.

There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with Uranus

You must be the seventh planet in the solar system, because I love Uranus.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

You're sweeter than an ice planet.

I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

You can explore my planet anytime.

How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filling my head with such thoughts. (Galaxy Quest)

You make me feel like I could touch the planets. You want the moon, girl? Watch me grab it. (Rocketeer)

This wouldn't feel like a Lonely Planet if I were with you.

Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)

Are you a planet? Because I can see your Halo

I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.