30 Plate Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Plate rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about plate, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Plate Pickup Lines

A good Plate hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.
I’d love to dig into a plate of you...
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....
If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

Short and cute plate pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about plate are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

Hey girl are you an explosive charged touch sensitive plate?

Cause i can call you “mine”

You're rice and I am the beans.

Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno

Are you a plate?
Cause I wanna smash you

Are you a plate boundary?

'Cause I wanna diverge those cheeks.

Cheesy plate Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)

Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

Are you a plate at a greek wedding?
Cause I'd smash

When I see you my heart is achin'

'cus you smell good like a plate of bacon

Girl I'm a dog,

Cuz I wanna lick your plate when everyone's finished.

Are you a tectonic plate?

Cause I Juan de Fuca.

They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

Corny plate Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Plate conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Will you teach me about plate tectonics?

No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.

I know you’ve got a lot on your paper plate right now, but could we ketchup alone sometime?

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Plate love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Plate chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.