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Top 28 Plate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Plate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

  2. They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.

  3. I’d love to dig into a plate of you...

  4. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

  5. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  6. If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

  7. I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

    Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge

  8. Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

    Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

  9. Hey girl are you an explosive charged touch sensitive plate?

    Cause i can call you “mine”

  10. Are you a tectonic plate?

    Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.

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You're rice and I am the beans.

Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)

Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

Girl I'm a dog,

Cuz I wanna lick your plate when everyone's finished.

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When I see you my heart is achin'

'cus you smell good like a plate of bacon

Are you a plate at a greek wedding?
Cause I'd smash

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

I know you’ve got a lot on your paper plate right now, but could we ketchup alone sometime?

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.

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Working Plate tinder opener

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Will you teach me about plate tectonics?