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Top 50 Floor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Floor chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

    Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

  4. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  5. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  6. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  7. It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

  8. Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

  9. Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

  10. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

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Funny floor pickup lines

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor faster than ever.

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

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Working Floor tinder opener

Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.

Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.”
Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.

My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

Hey, you must be the ocean floor

Because I would be down to spend billions to drill you with reckless abandon