Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Hey girl are you my bathroom floor?

Cause i want to break my pelvis hitting you.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Hey girl, nice teeth

They would look better on my bedroom floor

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.

Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

I really like that shirt on you. But I think it would look better in the morning on my living room floor.

That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Girl, your beauty if flooring me tonight.

Hey girl, are you a PDQ? Cause I need to get you out on the floor immediately.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Are you a chair? Because every time you walk by, I'm floored by how well you support my sitting jokes."

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

"Your energy outshines any disco ball; let's light up the dance floor together, what do you say?"

"Are you a dance floor? Because every time I see you, my feet can't help but move in your direction."

"Mind if I have the honor of solving the mystery of who's been stealing your dance floor spotlight tonight?"

"Sorry if I stumble, your radiance has me floored, in the sonnet of life darling, you're the chord I've been longing for."

"Well, would you mind if we turn the ice into a dance floor as you teach me those slick hockey moves?"

"Is your name Fuego? Because your beauty turns every backroom into a passionate Spanish dance floor."

"Want to join me in the bunny hop? Because honey, our chemistry could set the dance floor on fire."

"Like a lovely melody, your cuteness strikes a chord, with just one glance, my heart's forever floored."

"Forgot me, did you? Well, let's fix that with a dance; unforgettable moments are best shared on the dance floor."

"Is it a catwalk or a dance floor? Either way, I'm tripping over your stunning moves and model-like grace."

"Is your name Party? Because those dazzling blue eyes keep inviting me to the dance floor."

"Just like a carpet, you've completely floored me with your stunning beauty."

"You make every dance floor glow, but with those moves, how about we create our own private dance?"

"You must be a knockout in the ring, because you've already floored me with your beauty."

"In the game of love, who needs a dance floor when our chemistry is like a well played chess game?"

"Your dance moves set the floor on fire, but it's your eyes that truly light up my world."

Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.”
Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.

"Forget the dance floor, girl, your smile just lit up my entire world."

"Your words struck a chord, sweet as a hummingbird. In your intellect, I'm floored; truly, you've been overheard."

"Lady, your captivating curves and mesmerizing waist whine could write sonnets on the dance floor."

"How about we turn up the heat on the dance floor? Your moves could make a stripper pole blush."

My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

"Are you a dance floor? Because whenever I see you, my heart does the salsa and my knees go wobbleboard."

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

"Your rhythm on this dance floor is intoxicating, how about we step it up a notch in a more private setting?"

"Baby, whether we're on the dance floor or a pool table, you always make my balls roll in the right direction."

"Like tequila, you've got me spinning on the dance floor and seeing stars."

"Are you a sniper? Because every time I look at you, I'm completely floored by your shot at my heart."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your graceful moves on the dance floor. Care to teach me some steps?"

"Your dress would look even better on my bedroom floor - it's a compliment to both my taste and your beauty."

"Wow, you're making me blush! If there's an award for being charming, you've surely swept the floor with it!"

I like your dress...

I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

"Kiyo, like a sonnet so pure, your smile I adore, can we take this dance onto life's golden floor?"

"Just like a classic vinyl, your curves have me spinning on the dance floor tonight, darling."

That dress looks great on you

But will look better on my bedroom floor

"Seeing those strong muscles, babe, makes me want to be the reason your shorts hit the floor tonight."

"With you on the dance floor, love, the rhythm of my heart won't sway for anyone else."