Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Hey girl are you my bathroom floor?

Cause i want to break my pelvis hitting you.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Hey girl, nice teeth

They would look better on my bedroom floor

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.

Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

I really like that shirt on you. But I think it would look better in the morning on my living room floor.

That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Girl, your beauty if flooring me tonight.

Hey girl, are you a PDQ? Cause I need to get you out on the floor immediately.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

Impressive! I bet she can mop the floor with anyone who challenges her. Maybe she'll start offering mopping lessons next!

"You must be the DJ, because you've got me feeling all the right vibes tonight."

"Is it the music, or did you just make my heart skip a beat on this dance floor?"

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Are you a chair? Because every time you walk by, I'm floored by how well you support my sitting jokes."

"Do you believe in love at first dance, or should we take another twirl on the floor?"

Block party, huh? I better start practicing my Macarena moves then. Can't have you showing me up on the dance floor!

Can I be your jopping partner? Together, we could light up the dance floor with our chemistry.

"Do you believe in love at first twirl? Because I’m ready to spin you into a great time!"

You must be a star on the dance floor, because watching you move is like poetry in motion.

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

Are you a magician on the dance floor? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Your energy on the dance floor is electrifying, mind if I join in and jop with you?

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. It just hit the floor when I saw you.

That red dress looks stunning on you, but I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

That pink dress fits you like a glove, but I bet it would look even better on my floor.

"Are you a dance floor? Because my heart can't help but move to your rhythm."

"Your energy outshines any disco ball; let's light up the dance floor together, what do you say?"

Wow, compliments for dancing? I can barely clap in rhythm! Are you secretly a dance teacher or just a smooth criminal on the dance floor?

Can I take you from the dance floor to the sandy shores, Xanthe? You light up every scene.

"Are you a dance floor? Because every time I see you, my feet can't help but move in your direction."

"Are you a dance floor? Because my heart just can't help but grind closer to yours."

"Dancing with you feels electric; let's turn this pub energy into something even hotter tonight."

Sounds like we're both creatures of the night. I bet your moves on the dance floor are as mesmerizing as your late-night chats.

"Is your vibe a film? Because I can't help but replay those mesmerizing moments we shared on the dance floor."

"Is your name Fuego? Because your beauty turns every backroom into a passionate Spanish dance floor."

"Want to join me in the bunny hop? Because honey, our chemistry could set the dance floor on fire."

Are you a dancer? Because every move you make is like a graceful melody on the dance floor.

"You must be a DJ, because you're spinning me right round with those killer dance moves!"

"Sorry if I stumble, your radiance has me floored, in the sonnet of life darling, you're the chord I've been longing for."

"Excuse me, but I think I need to DM you—my jaw just hit the floor!"

"Are you a disco ball? Because every time you shine, I can’t help but dance around you!"

"Are you a dance floor? Because I can't help but gravitate toward your energy."

"Mind if I have the honor of solving the mystery of who's been stealing your dance floor spotlight tonight?"

"Forgot me, did you? Well, let's fix that with a dance; unforgettable moments are best shared on the dance floor."

Your moves on the dance floor are as hot as a thug shaker, can I join in?

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te on the dance floor tonight."

Are you a dance floor? Because I can't help but groove when I'm around you.

"Like a lovely melody, your cuteness strikes a chord, with just one glance, my heart's forever floored."

"Are you a prom dress? Because you just made this dance floor a runway of fabulousness!"

You deserve to be adored, for your beauty leaves me floored.

"That one piece lingerie looks good on you, but I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor."

Your moves on the dance floor were pure art, but it's your smile that truly stole my heart.

"Is your name Party? Because those dazzling blue eyes keep inviting me to the dance floor."

Excuse me, but I think we might have chemistry on the dance floor. Care to find out?

"I must be a DJ, because my heart skips a beat every time you dance near me."

"Are you a dance floor, cause I can't help but sweep you off your feet while paddleboarding through your thoughts?!"

She shines like a star, even while mopping up the floor. Your grace is unmatched, I'm captivated for sure.

Red is definitely your color. I bet it looks even better on the bedroom floor... Just saying. 😉

"Just like a carpet, you've completely floored me with your stunning beauty."

That black dress looks amazing on you, but it'll look even better on my bedroom floor. Wanna date?

"Are you a dance floor? Because every time I see you, my heart can't help but groove to your rhythm."

"In the game of love, who needs a dance floor when our chemistry is like a well played chess game?"

"Your dance moves set the floor on fire, but it's your eyes that truly light up my world."

"You must be a knockout in the ring, because you've already floored me with your beauty."

"Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the way you move that’s setting the dance floor on fire?"

"You make every dance floor glow, but with those moves, how about we create our own private dance?"

Your vibrant swimsuit matches your personality perfectly, but I think it would look better on my floor.

"Your moves on the dance floor are like the waves on the lake—irresistible and making me want to dive in!"

"Definitely feeling that vibe too! You have a magnetic energy. Does it also translate to the dance floor just like it does here?"

"Lady, your captivating curves and mesmerizing waist whine could write sonnets on the dance floor."

"How about we turn up the heat on the dance floor? Your moves could make a stripper pole blush."

In your presence, I never feel ignored; your beauty leaves me floored.

"Are you a dance floor? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect rhythm, Faith!"

"With those moves, I can tell you're not just dancing; you're igniting the whole pub with your energy."

Are you a dance floor? Because I can't stop swaying with you all night long.

"Forget the dance floor, girl, your smile just lit up my entire world."

Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.”
Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.

My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

"Hey Elora, that red dress is stunning, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor."

A kimono sounds sexy on you, but I'd rather see it on my bedroom floor. Just saying... 😉

Your moves are fire, like a jopping queen on the dance floor desire.

"Your rhythm on this dance floor is intoxicating, how about we step it up a notch in a more private setting?"

"Are you a dance floor? Because whenever I see you, my heart does the salsa and my knees go wobbleboard."

"Baby, whether we're on the dance floor or a pool table, you always make my balls roll in the right direction."

"Like tequila, you've got me spinning on the dance floor and seeing stars."

"That purple dress is stunning, but I bet it looks even better crumpled on my bedroom floor."

"Is it just the dance floor, or did you just make my heart skip a beat while moving like that?"

"Are you a sniper? Because every time I look at you, I'm completely floored by your shot at my heart."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your graceful moves on the dance floor. Care to teach me some steps?"

"Are you a tree? Because I’m falling for you faster than a squirrel on a slippery dance floor!"

Your smile is like a freshly scrubbed floor - bright, refreshing, and impossible to resist.

"Your dress would look even better on my bedroom floor - it's a compliment to both my taste and your beauty."

Are you a dance floor? Because you light up the room with your moves.

Your presence is as comforting as a tatami floor, inviting and serene, you leave me wanting more.

Red is definitely your color! I bet it looks even better on the floor next time we meet.

That lavender dress suits you perfectly, but I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

"Are you a dance floor? Because I can't help but get lost in your rhythm and energy."

Excuse me, but you seem to have dropped something... my jaw. It fell to the floor when I saw you.

DJ, huh? I bet you know how to keep the party going! What's your go-to song to get everyone on the dance floor? 💃

"Wow, you're making me blush! If there's an award for being charming, you've surely swept the floor with it!"

"Is it the music, or do we just have an undeniable rhythm together on this dance floor?"

"Are you a dance floor? Because I can’t help but feel the rhythm when I'm around you."

Hey, you must be the ocean floor

Because I would be down to spend billions to drill you with reckless abandon

"Are you a dance floor? Because I can't resist moving closer to you."

"Just like a classic vinyl, your curves have me spinning on the dance floor tonight, darling."

I like your dress...

I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

Your grace in that Garba dress is hypnotizing. Can I be your partner on the dance floor?

"Kiyo, like a sonnet so pure, your smile I adore, can we take this dance onto life's golden floor?"

If you were a jopping move, you'd be the most mesmerizing one on the dance floor.

"Is it just me, or did the stars align to give us this moment? Mind if I join you on the dance floor?"

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. It fell right to the floor when I saw your steezy style.

That dress looks great on you

But will look better on my bedroom floor