Top 43 Square Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Square conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Square pickup lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Are you the square root of 100?
Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

Are you the square root of 1?
Cause your unreal

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

I wish I was cosine squared and you sine squared
Because together we would be one
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You are like a sponge to my square pants.
Girl are you the square root of 1 because you are entirely imaginary.
Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something  his phone number.
Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?
My favorite square on the chess board are the Gspots.
Are u the square root of 16?
Cause you got me in all fours
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.
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Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!
Are you the square root of a negative number?
Because I can’t believe you’re real
Girl, are you a square?
Cuz you got all the right angles
I'm a Square, You're a Triangle
You're the top of my house
Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.
Are you the square root of 100
Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
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Are you square root of 1
Bcz you can't be real
Hey girl, are you square brackets
Because i want to do you before any of my operations
You know what’s a shame
You have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.
Hey girl you must be the square root of 1
Cuz you can't be real
Are u the square root of 100
Because you are a solid 10 but also imaginary
I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!
Are you the square root of 36?
Because you are 6i
1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?
2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.
1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.
2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.
1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.
2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.
1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.
2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.
1. Ouch.
You must be the square root of 1.
Because you can't be real.
If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...
Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!
Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?
Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
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You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.
My exgirlfriend is like the square root of 1,.... she's imaginary.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sunwith a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you
By looking at you I can tell you're 362536, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you cannot be real.
At commencement you wear your squareshaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
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