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Top 50 Bars Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bars pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. I liverspotted you from across the bar?

  3. Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

  4. Are you an expert at Limbo?

    Because I hope your bar is set low.

  5. Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

  6. Why don't you come thrust your hips on my ez bar?

  7. Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

  8. I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

  9. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  10. Is your hunger bar low cause you've been running through my mind all day.

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Funny bars pickup lines

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

I hope you like limbo

Because I set a pretty low bar.

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This is a funny Bars pickup line!

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

Im in a bar

Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?

You should get braces

So can put some kids behind bars

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Working Bars tinder opener

Do you have braces?

Cause I wanna put my babies behind bars

You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

*at bar with friends*

Hey, i'll give you 50 bucks if you act like you're talking to me

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.

He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”

Hey girl will you be my Magnum ice cream bar?

So that I could lick you out while your started dripping due to all the melting. 🤤

*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*

*looks back at the girl*
“Damn girl, you just rocked my world”

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

Are you a bar of Snickers

'Cause I want to grab you

Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Because I want to put your bar and nuts into my mouth