Why don't you come t**... your hips on my ez bar?

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

I don’t know about you but sharing this bar with you feels absolutely right.

Forget about s**... on the beach, how about some s**... behind the bar?

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Want to share this lovely candy bar with me and possibly a lifetime?

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Don’t bother putting the bar down because I’ve already fallen for you.

Are you wifi? Because Imma get you to full bars if I move closer to you.

I can’t handle-bars but I’d love to go on a cycling date with you.

I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.

I hope you like limbo

Because I set a pretty low bar.

You must have strong signals, because the cell phone in my pants just got full bars.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Do you want some raisin cookies? Perfect for someone who’s always raisin’ the bar.

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Better get the safety bar down quick ‘cause I am worried about falling… for you.

Are you a hotel room mini bar? Because I want to snack on you tonight for lots of money.

You are making my attack bar go up and I'm about to make my move!

You hug me so tight, I'd lose my entire HP bar.

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

"Your parents may have barred football, but no defense could keep me from scoring a date with you."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

If I were a pull-up bar, I'd be honored to have you hanging around me, Esther.

"Is it possible for twins to be any more stunning? Because you and your brother have truly set the bar high."

Context: A girl you are interested in is standing at the bar looking beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I take you out for another round to find out?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to share some time behind bars?"

"Without needing a search bar, I know you're the best result I've ever found."

"If you were a chocolate bar, I'd savor every bite, but I'd definitely want to share some heat!"

Are you part squirrel? Because you've been nibbling on those bars like you're storing up feelings for me!

"Are you a Kit Kat bar? Because I want to take a break with you while playing Overwatch and eating shawarma."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after another round of these cocktails?"

"They say confidence is sexy, but I think your thick thighs just raised the bar even higher!"

Haha, nice! At this rate, we’ll be gym buddies. Just promise not to judge my impressive collection of protein bars—I like to call it "art."

"Are you a candy bar? Cause I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I'd risk it all just for a taste of you."

I'll need to consult my crystal ball for this one! I sense your native place is a mystical realm where WiFi signals never drop below full bars! 🔮📶

Context: A girl is at a bar and catches the eye of a guy she finds attractive.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because damn, you're looking like an angel tonight."

"In a galaxy of beauty, you’re the brightest star, with a smile so sweet it’s raised the bar."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky, or are angels like you just naturally good at pouring pints?"

Context: A girl is at a bar and a guy approaches her with pick-up lines.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my heart."

Your wild spirit is as fierce as your beauty. Can I be the one to set you free?

"In that case, fancy meeting me at the rooftop bar, Friday at 7?"

"Did we just share a spark, or is it your eyes igniting the bar's vibe? Let's explore this chemistry."

"Are you a candy bar? Because you're sweet, petite and I'm having a hard time resisting your wrapper."

Did it hurt when you fell from the bar stool? 'Cause you look like a top shelf catch!

Are you a KitKat bar? Because I'd love to break you off a piece of this.

"If texting was a rap battle, you'd be the sickest beat, Chloe. Let's drop some bars together."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together - just like the space bar."

Did it hurt when you fell from the zoo exhibit? Because you're a cute animal escapee.

Baby I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I want us to make some suds-ational memories together."

You must be a space bar, because you're the perfect key to my heart and typing needs.

Are you training for a role in a zoo escape movie? 'Cause I'm ready to help you scheme.

"Mind if I make your night more sparkling? Because nothing at this bar shines as bright as your smile."

Context: A girl is at a bar and sees an attractive guy she wants to approach.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I don't mind staying lost."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the beer tap? Because you just intoxicated me at first sight."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it seems like you've landed a perfect smile."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection that could turn my sad signal into full bars."

"Did you break your space bar? Because our chemistry is out of this world!"

"Well, your comment did raise the bar on my post and made it extra special."

"Are you a candy bar? Because your sweetness could give me a sugar rush any day."

"Well, I must admit your standards are high, how about we raise the bar over coffee tomorrow?"

"In this bar’s glow, your smile’s a delight, mixin’ magic with spirits all through the night."

"Are you a protein bar? Because when I'm with you, I feel like I've just hit my daily target of happiness."

"You deserve someone extraordinary, but may I have the privilege of trying to reach that bar?"

"Are you a protein bar? Because you're giving me the energy to keep my heart beating at gym pace."

Are you a chocolate bar? Because your sweetness and temptation are impossible to resist.

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my workouts suddenly feel incomplete without you."

Are you a potion? Because every time I see you, my HP bar fills up.

Like a Hershey's bar melting in the sun, you've sweetened my day and made it fun.

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and my muscles feel stronger."

"Is this seat taken? Because I'd love to buy you a drink at the best spot in town."

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else in the bar disappears."

Are you trying to escape or just testing your dental strength? Either way, I'm intrigued.

"They say I'm tall, but only because you've raised the bar high. Ready to lose that bet yet?"

"Well, perfection is a high bar! But I definitely think you're up to the challenge of keeping up with me."

"Are you a chocolate bar? Because you bring sweetness to my life that makes every moment delightful."

If you were a tiger, you'd be the most captivating one in this cage.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears like a vanishing act!"

"Is your body from a parallel bars routine? Because your form has me absolutely flipping out."

"Hey little cowgirl, your height might be on the short side, but you sure raise the bar for beauty around here."

"If you ever need a break from typing, I've got plenty of space for you in my heart."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, and it's stronger than any liquor you've got."

"Are you a candy bar? Because even if our wrappers aren't picture perfect, our sweet insides are a perfect match."

"That nose ring and flawless brows? You're raising the bar for beauty—mind if I take notes from the expert?"

Are you a cocktail? Because you're a perfect mix of sweet and charming at this bar.

Are you a bartender? Because you just mixed up the perfect cocktail of beauty and charm.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged, for in your presence, all else is barred.

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because you're one feisty little monkey!

"Well, I'm just trying to keep up with your charm. You set a high bar."

"Are we at a sushi bar? Because you're the roll I've been waiting for while my heart sets like the sun."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You light up the whole keyboard.

"Are you a chocolate bar? Because I find myself always craving your sweet personality."

Girl, are you a lioness? Because you're fierce and I can't contain myself like that enclosure.

"I'm not a photographer but I can definitely picture us together. What do you think, shall we color it with cocktails?"

Are you a chocolate bar? Because I see me filling you up with my nuts.

You are the star in my life, to get to you I need to keep raise my bar.

Are you a squirrel? Because you're nibbling on those bars like you're storing up for winter.

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my highest expectations."

"Ever heard of a chocolate bar that can satisfy you forever? Get ready to taste the sweetest one."

Do you have shields? Because every time I see you, my health bar goes up.

"I'm more of a wine person myself, but I'm open to trying new things. How about we explore a cozy wine bar together?"

Do you want to have a drink and have s**... with me? No? What about just s**...?

"Books are like bars for the mind, but your vibe is way more intoxicating. What’s your favorite plot twist? 😉"

"With that nose ring and those brows, you’ve officially set the bar too high. Mind if I raise it with you?"

"In a world of grades, you're the shining star, with brilliance so bright, you've raised the bar."

"I'd give anything to be your soap bar, tracing every curve and leaving you feeling refreshed and adored."

Looks like I've found El Dorado right here in the bar - a whole city of gold.

If bars were stars, you'd be the brightest one, lighting up the night with your charm.

Are you a lioness? Because even when confined, you still manage to look dangerously captivating.

"Is your voice on a step ladder? Because every word you say just keeps raising the bar."

*bust in a chick's mouth with braces..

Now my kids behind bars

"Your beauty sets the bar so high, even angels feel insecure. Want to sin a little with me tonight?"

Are you a chocolate bar? Because you're cute and sweet enough to give me cavities!

"Is your name Bacardi? Because you're turning me into a cocktail of desire, longing, and temptation."

"Are you a chocolate bar? Because whenever I see you, all my worries seem to melt away."

"Are you a protein bar? Because when I feel weak, just one look at you instantly gives me strength."

"In a realm of iron bars, your smile's a shooting star, you're the freedom I seek, makes my heart skip a beat."

"You must be a protein bar because you're turning my soft emotions into solid feelings."

Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm not getting any bars around you, must be too stunning!

"Like a chocolate bar, your smile is my favourite treat to unwrap."