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Top 50 Bars Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bars pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. I liverspotted you from across the bar?

  3. Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

  4. Are you an expert at Limbo?

    Because I hope your bar is set low.

  5. Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

  6. Why don't you come thrust your hips on my ez bar?

  7. I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

  8. Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

  9. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  10. Is your hunger bar low cause you've been running through my mind all day.

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Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Archeologist at a bar: You sure you’re old enough to be in here?

Guess I’ll have to date you to find out ;)

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

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Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

*bust in a chick's mouth with braces..

Now my kids behind bars

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?"

Me: "No, would you like to?"

Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for"

Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless"

He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

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Working Bars tinder opener

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?

Im in a bar

Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?

Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.

You should get braces

So can put some kids behind bars

I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

Want to leave this bar and go smash clams on our tummies?

Because there are no otter girls like you

Do you have braces?

Cause I wanna put my babies behind bars

A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'