So today's 22/2/22 huh

In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

You know, I’m jealous of future me because he’s got your number and I don’t.

My lucky number is 14

Because I’m the one for you

Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Hi I’m your new math tutor…

Give me your number so we can practice multiplying!

My pronoun's are he/him, but you can call me 0123/4567890

Probably not new and it's not a real number, for clarification.

I just met you, and this is crazy but, here's my number, so call me or else.

You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.

Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?

God blessed you with everything but my number

What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

You should call me.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

Hey beautiful, could you help me get your number into this basket?

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Wanna help me win the lottery?

All I need is your 11 numbers

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

What's your dads number?

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

f**..., hydrogen ur my number one element!

EDIT : f**... hydrogen,

Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

I lost my social security number can I have yours?

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Your PR isn't the only number I want to know.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Hey baby. I'll drop your pants faster than my poll numbers.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Why don't we changement numbers.

Hey girl, Ive got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?

Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.

You make my atomic number rise.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

I’ve got my flight number but I can’t find your phone number.

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

So uh, I have this fascination with numbers

Specifically one's with 10 digits. Do you think I could have yours?

Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

You're like GSP...you're my number 1.

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Lost my phone number

Can I borrow yours?

I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

Hey baby, what's your quantum number?

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

If I get a block on you, can I get your number?

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

They say Tinder is a numbers game.

so can I get your number?

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I don’t know, but on the topic of numbers, will you give me yours?

You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?

My new favourite numbers are 1 and 4.

Cause I'm the 1, 4 you.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

Hey girl, what's your favorite number?

Mine is yours.

Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Would you like to know a little fact about me?

I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

The only fact in my life is your number.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I have a case of heartbreak and only your phone number can fix it

What’s your favorite ten digit number?

You can fill in the blank (_ _ _) _ _ _-_ _ _ _

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

There's snow way I'm not getting your number!

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.

So, what is your alrogorithm and factors to rank the number 1 lover.

I bet I can guess your favorite number

1,000,000 because you’re 1 in a million

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

Give me your phone number, I bet it would look better on my phone than in your head.

1-2-3-4-5-_ which number is missing?

Yours.

I’d give you a red card, but I don’t have a number yet.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

Sup girl, maybe I can get your phone number so I can koala you up sometime.

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down

Alright here's another

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Girl:What?
Can I get your phone number?

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Damn girl, it is important to fix Comms. How about you give me your number?

My friends over there want your number

So they’ll know where I be in the morning.

Do you like magic tricks? Give me your phone to see my number appear on it!

The alphabet begins with abc, numbers begin with 123, music begins with doremi, and love begins with you and me.

So, what’s your quantum number?

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.