Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
Response:


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No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right

It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

Are you sugar that's been processed past a granulated texture, but not to the point of confectionary consistency?

Because you are super fine.

Hey baby....do you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

You make me raise my point of order.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you,

my possession arrow would always point your way!

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

Can you be the spawn point for my children

My possession arrow would always point your way!

You know what's the melting point of human heart?

Not sure about others but for me it's "your smile".

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Babe, how about we build some rapport points back at my place.

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

I love our mornings together, because it points to another day with you in my life.

Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.

You are the only one for me, because all of my data point to you.

Try my eggbeater s**... technique to score some points.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You want to win at Scrabble? Try getting some j**... on your board for 29 points.

If we were playing tennis, you would score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

Babe, it's Love at first sight. Ready to score the first point?

Girl you must be good at Scrabble, because I see points in everything you say.

It's not any point, if you could just have a little taste of the tip of my arrow.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Love is overrated, it's only 5 points.

Out of all the stars in this club, you are the only star pointing me the way.

Girl, do I have enough influence points with you to send envoys yet?

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Your name is only worth so many points in Scrabble, but really you are definitely a 10 in my rule book.

"Are you a save point? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart feels like it's been fully restored."

"You're not just scoring points in badminton, you're also winning hearts - particularly mine."

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

"Are you a 10? Because you've just scored perfect points in capturing my heart's attention."

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

"Do you do ballet? Because when I look at you, everything else in the room goes en pointe."

"Are you a treasure from One Piece? Because my heart's compass always points towards your irresistible charm."

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Lost in this island, I've found my compass – it always points towards you, my favorite island girl."

"Challenge accepted! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

"You've got permission to ask me anything, but isn't it clear that all my answers point to you being irresistible?"

"Did you know my heart has built-in GPS? It always points to you when I'm feeling lost."

"Well, I was thinking more along the lines of a feather duster, but I suppose a hammer would really drive the point home!"

"Your style is on point with those colorful trainers, just like how you've brightened up my day."

"Wow, straight to the point! If I'd known you wanted to talk about farming tools, I would've brushed up on my pitchfork knowledge."

"Is your name North? Because every time I look at you, my heart points in your direction."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"My heart may have skipped a beat in the past, but now, it races when you're around. Fancy a race together?"

"Are you a summoner from Final Fantasy X? Because whenever I see you, my Heart Points (HP) are fully restored."

"Are you running a fever? Because you just raised my heart's temperature to boiling point."

"Thanks for the brownie point. If coolness was beauty, you'd be off the charts, way past any scale."

"Are you a compass, Gyatt? Because my heart always points towards your enchanting presence."

"Is your name Goalpost? Because every time I see you, my heart kicks in for extra points."

"How about joining my Lola Bunny world? We can score more than just points, beautiful."