Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
Response:


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No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right

It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

Are you sugar that's been processed past a granulated texture, but not to the point of confectionary consistency?

Because you are super fine.

Hey baby....do you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

You make me raise my point of order.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you,

my possession arrow would always point your way!

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

My possession arrow would always point your way!

You know what's the melting point of human heart?

Not sure about others but for me it's "your smile".

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Babe, how about we build some rapport points back at my place.

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

I love our mornings together, because it points to another day with you in my life.

You are the only one for me, because all of my data point to you.

Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.

Try my eggbeater s**... technique to score some points.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You want to win at Scrabble? Try getting some j**... on your board for 29 points.

If we were playing tennis, you would score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

Babe, it's Love at first sight. Ready to score the first point?

It's not any point, if you could just have a little taste of the tip of my arrow.

Girl you must be good at Scrabble, because I see points in everything you say.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Love is overrated, it's only 5 points.

Girl, do I have enough influence points with you to send envoys yet?

Out of all the stars in this club, you are the only star pointing me the way.

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Your name is only worth so many points in Scrabble, but really you are definitely a 10 in my rule book.

Wow, someone's getting straight to the point! Your boldness is refreshing, but I'm more interested in getting to know the person behind that message.

"Are you a save point? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart feels like it's been fully restored."

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

"Are you a compass? Because every time I look at you, my heart points in your direction."

"You're not just scoring points in badminton, you're also winning hearts - particularly mine."

Right? Their loss for sure! I’m just glad we matched—your vibe is contagious and makes this whole thing feel special! 💫

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Wait, I mean cucumber, but you get the point.

"Do you do ballet? Because when I look at you, everything else in the room goes en pointe."

"Are you a treasure from One Piece? Because my heart's compass always points towards your irresistible charm."

If beauty were XP points, you'd be leveling up faster than a character in an RPG.

"Are you a 10? Because you've just scored perfect points in capturing my heart's attention."

"Lost in this island, I've found my compass – it always points towards you, my favorite island girl."

"Your style is on point with those colorful trainers, just like how you've brightened up my day."

"You've got permission to ask me anything, but isn't it clear that all my answers point to you being irresistible?"

Haha, I get what you mean! Well, let's make our own inside jokes that will always keep us laughing together.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like your contour is on point!

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real, but girl, you still scoring points with me.

"Did you know my heart has built-in GPS? It always points to you when I'm feeling lost."

"Well, I was thinking more along the lines of a feather duster, but I suppose a hammer would really drive the point home!"

"Wow, straight to the point! If I'd known you wanted to talk about farming tools, I would've brushed up on my pitchfork knowledge."

"You might have a point! I’ll grab my tiny throne while you bring the snacks. Just promise to share your kingdom’s best treats!"

"That nose ring and those brows are on point! Got me curious—do I need to compete for your attention?"

"Is your name North? Because every time I look at you, my heart points in your direction."

"Wasting my breath? Maybe, but even jesters know that a smile is worth every word—care to take that chance?"

"Challenge accepted! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

"Those eyebrows are on point; I’ll need them as my GPS for finding my way to your heart."

I get that! Sometimes love feels like a puzzle. What do you think makes it so tricky for you?

"Are you a netball? Because you've just scored a point in my heart with those adorable curls!"

Totally agree! Let's create our own unique language of laughter and fun that's just between us. 🌟

"Are you a summoner from Final Fantasy X? Because whenever I see you, my Heart Points (HP) are fully restored."

"Are you a netball star? Because your straight hair and killer moves just scored a point in my heart!"

Haha, fair point! I guess they do come in handy for stress relief... But have you tried bubble wrap? 😂

"Your style is on point! Just curious, does your heart come with a nose ring or is it still open?"

"Just like a touchdown, every moment with you is worth six points in my heart."

"My heart may have skipped a beat in the past, but now, it races when you're around. Fancy a race together?"

"Are you running a fever? Because you just raised my heart's temperature to boiling point."

Are you a save point? Because every time I look at you, my determination meter fills up!

"Those heels are on point; they make me think you could walk straight into my heart."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"Are you a compass, Gyatt? Because my heart always points towards your enchanting presence."

You must be a try-scoring machine, Izzy, because you've definitely scored points with me.

True! My fingers are basically an art installation at this point. Call it “The Struggle of Tying Shoelaces: A Modern Dilemma.” 🤣🎨

Haha, I get what you mean! Let's promise to keep it fresh and exciting with our own inside jokes, deal?

"Is your name Goalpost? Because every time I see you, my heart kicks in for extra points."

Are you a tangent? Because you always touch my heart at just the right point.

"Is your cow lick a compass? Because every time it stands up, it points me straight to the girl of my dreams."

"Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection, even though you're driving my patience to the point of buffering."

"Your mirror selfie game is on point, but nothing compares to the real-life beauty you possess."

Smoothness is just my starting point. Let's see if you can keep up with my charm and wit.

Babe, I want to play a forehand drive straight down your court and win your point.

"Well, I promise to be the plot twist you didn't see coming in this saga of online matchmaking."

"Fair point! In the spirit of sharing, my answer would be 'a spontaneous road trip with good company'. Your turn?"

"Your eyebrows are on point! Quick question—do they have a favorite partner, or are you still exploring?"

"How about joining my Lola Bunny world? We can score more than just points, beautiful."

"If I had a nose ring, it would point straight towards you because you're my piercing beauty."

Man we steppin' out like whoaaa, cameras point and shoot. Ask me what's my best side? I step back and point at you.

"Well, I suppose the point is discovering if there's chemistry, right? With you so far, it feels like we're about to start a science experiment."

"Fair point! But sometimes the wrong turns lead to the most interesting stories. Ready to create an adventure together? 🌟"

From my POV, you light up the room like a star. Can I orbit around you?

"I was hoping to get a few karma points for making an angel laugh. Ever tried stand-up?"

Are you a compass? Because I can't think straight when I'm not pointing towards you.

"Even if your stream overlay is shaky, your charm and charisma are always on point."

"Well, let's make our chat a symphony of new and unique notes, not just echoes of the past."

"Well, prepare to hear something you haven't yet. I can juggle while riding a unicycle, how's that for unique?"

Ravenclaw here, ready to outwit you in intellectual battles! Maybe we can sneak into the Restricted Section together? 😉

"I did, thank you for checking in. Scored some points in the gentleman's league, didn't you?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching 'I love you' and all the results point to you."

"If love was a match, I’d never let you drop; together, we’d always score the winning point."

Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Your eyes sparkle like diamonds."

Haha, fair point! How about I make it up to you by taking you out and proving that my charm is more than just lines? 😉

Hey girl, are you a tangent line? Because you're always on point and I can't resist touching you.

Haha, Laura's recommendations are always on point! I asked for your number because I couldn't resist getting to know you better. 😉

Spawn point set in my bed. Girl use that magic mirror now.

"There's beauty in openness, but I understand your point. Let's take it slow and enjoy getting to know each other better."

"Can you help me with something? I think I've caught feelings and they're all pointing your direction."

Haha, well, I guess I'll have to start calling you the wise big sis! By the way, your sense of humor is on point!

"Those eyebrows are on point! They must be framing a stunning masterpiece—mind if I admire it up close?"

"I must be a puzzle because every time I see you, I want to solve your beautiful mystery."

"Is your cowlick a compass? Because every time it stands up, it points me straight to my true north— you."

"Let's break the monotony together, shall we? With your charm and my wit, we're bound to create stories that are worth retelling."

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed me in the right direction... straight to you.

"Your lipstick might be smudged, but your beauty is perfectly on point—how about I help you fix that?"

Totally understand where you're coming from! Maybe it's about finding the right kind of connection. What do you enjoy most in friendships?

Your intuition must be on point, because you already knew how to steal my thoughts and heart.

Are you a save point? Because every time I see you, I feel like my heart's been restored.

Forget about grinding for Spirit Points in Smash Bro, time to grind for s**... Points.