Top 50 Direction Pick Up lines

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.

Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

The warmth of life led me directly to you in this cold god-forsaken place

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.

Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.

Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!

There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

You must be good with directions

Because you're down right beautiful.

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

Hey there! Can I get some directions?

Because I think I got lost in your eyes.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me loose direction

Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344

Do you have a magnet in your pocket?

Cuz every time you're near, I get pulled in your direction!

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Hello, miss, can you help me with directions?

I got lost in your eyes.

Can you help me with directions?

*pretend to be blind*

Your spark is turning me blind.

Fallen hard for you already.

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

Are you a Uno card ?

Because you change the direction of my life

Honey you're so hot, i thought the sun was shining from your direction.

For my work I p**... systems can I p**... yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

I will implement your directive anyday, baby!

You’re like the sun

Because I can’t look directly at you

You must work in management...

Because you sure know how to direct that booty

Person 1: Can you help me with the directions

Person 2: Sure, To where.

Person 1: Directions to your heart!

Cheesy one.

Can you give me directions? I’m lost...

... lost in your beautiful eyes