Top 50 Direction Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Direction pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Direction conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.
Let me point you in the direction of...my place.
How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?
Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.
Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.
Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Funny direction pickup lines

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.

Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.

Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!

There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

Hey there! Can I get some directions?

Because I think I got lost in your eyes.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me loose direction

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Hello, miss, can you help me with directions?

I got lost in your eyes.

Do you like One Direction?

Because baby you light up my world like nobody else.

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

Honey you're so hot, i thought the sun was shining from your direction.

I will implement your directive anyday, baby!

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"