Top 50 Direction Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Direction chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.
Let me point you in the direction of...my place.
How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?
Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.
Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.
Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Funny direction pickup lines

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.

Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?

Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!

There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.



Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

Hey there! Can I get some directions?

Because I think I got lost in your eyes.

Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me loose direction

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Honey you're so hot, i thought the sun was shining from your direction.

I will implement your directive anyday, baby!

You’re like the sun

Because I can’t look directly at you

You must work in management...

Because you sure know how to direct that booty

Person 1: Can you help me with the directions

Person 2: Sure, To where.

Person 1: Directions to your heart!

Cheesy one.

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Grab your coat. You've pulled

Direct and clear no need for bullshit

Are you a compass?

Because you give me new direction

Cheesy one - Excuse me woman

I search Google for nearby restaurants and it pointed in your direction because you look a whole meal