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Top 50 Point Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Point chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble.

    Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.

  2. Girl, you must be uranium 235

    Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  3. Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

    The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

  4. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  5. Let me point you in the direction place.

  6. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  7. Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

  8. Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

  9. If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

  10. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

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Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at penis]

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you looking right.
Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
Just let me supplement that ass.

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

Hey you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.

You make me raise my point of order.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you, my possession arrow would always point your way!

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.


Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.

(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?

Are you my market equilibrium point?

Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

Come to my house...

... so we can change your spawn point

Are you the gun I'm pointing at my head?

Cause i want you to blow me away

- Day 123

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?


Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)