Testify my brother!

I just gave birth to a shadow baby sweetheart. How about we make it a brother?

"Who needs siblings when I could have a captivating woman like you light up my world instead?"

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"Is it too cliché to fall for my best friend's brother, or does your smile make it a worthy plot twist?"

"Do you have a map? Because I can't help getting lost in your brotherly charm, my best friend's secret treasure."

"Darling, I may not be your brother but can promise to love you like no other."

"Our friendship is the best story, but your charm could be the perfect sequel—how about it?"

"Ever considered swapping our titles? From 'my best friend's brother' to 'the guy who stole my heart'."

"You know, I've always admired the bond you share with your sibling, but I'd love to create our own story."

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Instead of calling me a brother, how about we explore the possibility of becoming life's greatest lovers?"

"They may call me your brother, but in your eyes, I see a lover, unmatched beauty, none other."

"Who needs to be your brother, sweetheart? I'd rather be the protagonist of your passionate nighttime fantasies."

"Don't call me brother, for it's your love I smother. In your eyes, I see no other, our hearts destined to discover."

"You're the prettiest shade of chocolate I've ever craved, can I be the caramel to your hot fudge sundae?"

"Just like Mario, I'm on a quest; except my princess isn't in another castle, she's standing right here."

"I'm no sibling, but a suitor in truth, enchanted by your laughter and eternal youth."

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

"Is your brother running out of teammates? Because I'm ready to cheer for a new player in your heart."

"Is your smile a family trait? Because it lights up my world brighter than any star."

"Forget the family zone, with chemistry like ours, we're destined for a romantic zone."

"In this game of life, I'm definitely not your brother, but I'd love to be your player two."

"Just like my brother and I share genes, can we share a chemistry too?"

"Though I'm not your brother, sweetheart, can we try skipping the sibling part and jump straight into forever?"

"As an engineer, I'm good at fixing things, but the moment I saw you, I couldn't find a single flaw."

"You're quiet in school but online, we're a dynamic duo. Could we try leveling up our connection in reality too?"

"Forget brotherhood, darling. Let's skip straight to enchantment because your beauty radiates beyond kinship."

"I'm not looking to be your brother, I want to upgrade our friendship to 'unlimited laughs & good times' package."

"Philly, the city of brotherly love! Maybe we can find some love for cheesesteaks as well. Are you ready for an adventure?"

"Is there a map in your eyes? Because I seem to have lost myself in the charm of my best friend's brother."

"How about we skip the 'brother' part and jump straight to 'your favorite sin'?"

"Your sister calls me her best friend, but the way I see it, she just introduced me to my future."

"Seeing you always reminds me why they say 'the best things in life are worth waiting for.'"

"Although I'm not your brother, I could surely be the charming gentleman who makes your world brighter."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the charm that is my best friend's brother."

"You know, being my best friend's sibling automatically makes you family. But how about we make it a bit more special?"

"My family says I'm the best at everything. Wanna find out if that includes romance?"

"Remember, I'm not your brother, so what's stopping us from exploring the world together, my lovely?"

"Your sibling might be my best friend, but the way you smile makes me wish we were more than just friends."

"I know we're like Bowser and Mario at school, but online, we're more like Mario and Princess Peach. What do you say?"

"You might see a brother in me now, but give me a chance and I'll be the prince in your fairytale."

"Ever thought about leveling up from this brother-sister game to a romantic co-op mode?"

"You mistake me for a brother, but darling, I'm the dreamer who wants to be known as your only lover."

"Hey, I'm an engineer, so I know the stress your beauty exerts on my heart. Are you my blueprint to love?"

"Forget brotherly love, darling, because what I'm feeling for you is more like a salacious novel."

"My cousin Buddy thinks he's a catch, but after seeing you, I believe you're the real treasure."

"No sibling here, just a suitor so true, enchanted by the celestial beauty in you."

"Are we brothers? Because when I look at you, I see the 'bro-mance' of a lifetime."

"No sibling bond do we share, sweet lady, your radiance leaves others bare; allow my heart to be your bearer."

"How about we upgrade our relationship status from 'best friend's brother' to 'love interest'?"

"Ever since we first met through your brother, I can't shake off this compelling urge to know you better."

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

"I may not be your brother, but my heart, you smother; with beauty that from others, I'd never uncover."

"If having a relationship as complicated as my brother's third cousin's boyfriend makes you smile like this, count me in!"

"Are you a black hole? Because you've got me falling fast and I can't resist your gravitational charm."

"Don't worry, I'm not your brother, but if luck permits, I could be the man of your dreams."

"You may call me by any name, just not 'brother' dear, You're the poem of beauty, I've longed to hear."

"Your curves are a masterpiece, just like your faith; they're making this brother pray for a revelation."

"Forget calling me 'brother', darling. With sparks like ours, we're igniting a different kind of relationship."

"Who said anything about siblings? With that smile, you're undeniably my dream girl."

"I’ve always admired your sister, but honestly, you've taken my admiration to a whole new level."

"Your brother and I share great memories, but I think it's time you and I start creating our own unforgettable ones."

"Hey, how about we level up our bond from just virtual warriors to a real life duo?"

"I may suck at starting conversations, but in the gaming world, would you be the Player 2 to my Player 1?"