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Top 27 Brothers Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Brothers chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

  2. Hey Girl

    Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

  3. Testify my brother!

  4. I just gave birth to a shadow baby sweetheart. How about we make it a brother?

  5. Hey girl. Do you have an older brother?

    Because I'm gay.

  6. This is legit the worst pickup line I've ever heard

    Today my friend (female) was walking across campus when this guy and some little kid that was with him walked up to her. She reacted like most girls do around toddlers, she said he was cute and stuff, and the guy says "yeah he's my brother. He could be your brother too if you want," and he winked at her.

    Her reaction was a straight-up "nope" and she walked away without any further conversation

  7. Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

    ...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

  8. You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

    Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.

  9. What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

    What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
    They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
    They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
    This is a lose-lose situation.
    So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

  10. Hey girl, you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

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Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak.

Hey girl you look so good

I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Damn Gurl you Space

Beacause you killed My brother

The best pickup line my brother and I made up

Cannibalism is the worst, but you would taste the best.

Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry you brother just to get in your family

I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

I still love you in the year 3000 (Jonas Brothers)

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.

It's no wonder Big Brother's watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 1984.

Hey, you look just like my brother. I could get into that.

(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.

I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vageta.

I'd cross every rez, even trade my best horse and fight all your brothers and cousins just to take you out on a date!

Is your brother Peeta Mellark, cause you have a nice set of buns.