Top 50 Humans Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Humans pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Humans conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?
Wanna wrestle?
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If there are 78 organs in the human body
can you help and make it 79?
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If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.
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I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.
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Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.
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Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.
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Do you know the melting point of a human heart?
Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)
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Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected. -
I see a human! Want to hide together?
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Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.
Funny humans pickup lines
I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.
Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?
Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!
*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.
Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Do you want another one?
I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.
Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty
I heard that the human body is 70% made of water
It's perfect because I'm thirsty
Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body
Except right now, I have 207
Humans are 70% water
I'm thirsty
An average human heart costs about $450,000,
Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
I could give you a 207th
Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?
Humans have 206 bones in their body
And you just gave me one more
How many bones are there in a human's body ?
207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.
Are you an alien?
Because you barely look human.
There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...
Why waste it on talking?
Are you the second coming of Christ?
Because your fully human, but that kiss is fully divine.
Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?
But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.
Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being