Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

I see a human! Want to hide together?

Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Are you hungry? How about turn my human into titans.

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

So, have angels and humans ever fallen in love? (D3)

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

Sure, I’m not human any more, but just look at the love I’ve gained!

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

Spicy? Please, I'm basically the human version of hot sauce—adds flavor but also makes you question your life choices afterward! What's your go-to dish?

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

"Even in chains, I see a spark; maybe we can break free together and create our own adventure."

"If you were a dragon, I'd brave any fire just to be your favorite human—sorry, sister!"

Are you a fallen human? Because I'm willing to risk a few resets to be with you.

Are you a human resource manager? Because you've got the perfect blend of professionalism and sexiness.

"Ha, nope! The only thing I traffic is good vibes and occasional dad jokes. How's your sense of humor?"

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

You must be from a dreamland, because no human could be as perfect as you are.

"Well, I think we just hit the jackpot then! My dog would be thrilled to have you as his second favorite human."

"Four heroines bold, a sight to behold, breaking the mold. Your bravery has my heart sold, a tale to be told."

"Bring on the shock! Just don’t blame me if I accidentally turn into a human lightning rod—my hair might need a new style! ⚡️😄"

"Your love is like a mushroom shield, protecting me from the dangers of a lonely heart."

"Being human never looked as tantalizing as it does on you; let's explore this chemistry further."

You must be sunshine in human form, because being with you instantly brightens my day.

"Ever met a human who can make your heart race faster than a hundred-night parade? That's me, babe."

Your intelligence is as captivating as your beauty. You're the perfect blend of brains and beauty.

You must be a valuable asset, because you've got all the right qualifications to steal my heart.

"Relax Kaylee! It's not a crime to turn into a human traffic light!"

"Well, that certainly is a unique ice breaker! No, I'm just a regular guy looking for extraordinary connections."

It's true, feelings can be complex and that's what makes us human. What's something you're passionate about that others might not understand?

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

Well, lucky for you, I'm basically the human equivalent of changing your phone wallpaper from plain black to a vibrant sunset. 🌅

You must be the perfect fit, because I can't imagine this workplace without you.

Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207

Are you a humanities student? Because you've mastered the art of stealing hearts effortlessly.

Paul: You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!

"Well, we're all a bit delusional in our ways, aren't we? It's what makes us human, and uniquely intriguing."

"If your presence could make the temperature rise, you must be the sun in human form."

"You must be majoring in International Relations, because those are the most 'diplomatic' assets I've ever seen!"

"Do you study human anatomy? Because my love for you is as deep as the vaginal canal!"

"You're my favorite kind of mushroom - beautiful, beneficial, and perfectly parasite-free."

"Yes, being human, I desire many things. But at this moment? All I desire is the taste of your lips."

"Haha, nope! Just an ordinary guy with an extraordinary charm who's captivated by your beauty."

Are you a dog from Snowdin? Because I wanna be the human that pets you every day!

Thanks! I like to think of myself as a human space heater. Just call me the cozy king! 😄

"Haha, no, I'm just a regular guy with a great sense of humour and an appreciation for good conversation."

"Wow, your coding skills are impressive! But I'm more into deciphering the human code, what's your story?"

"Are you an international sanction? 'Cause my heart just got embargoed by your beauty."

Freyja, your beauty shines like the northern lights, a goddess in human form, captivating all in sight.

"Even the fiercest queens need a jester; care to let me lighten your dungeon with my smile?"

Are you a humanities student? 'Cause your intellect and beauty have me truly smitten.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You can be my pet human, leash included!

If Hello Kitty had a human form, it would look just like you - adorable and charming.

"I may be just one human, but I promise I could be your most intriguing subject."

"Feeling down? Well, can I be your emotional support human? I've got jokes and comforting hugs on demand."

Is your name Shakespeare? Because with those "human titties" you've got, it's like a sonnet come to life.

Haha, well that's a bit of a dealbreaker for me! I prefer my dates to be a tad more single... and human. 😂

"Only in the game of 'Monopoly,' darling. I promise I've never traded Park Place for a person."

"Did you know the human body has 206 bones? Well, mine just got an extra one because my heart skipped a beat for you."

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

"Hey Goku, are you a super saiyan? Because you just powered up my heart with your presence."

Your beauty is like a masterpiece, captivating every gaze in the room. Can I be your devoted patron?

Are you stressed? Because I'm like a human stress ball - just squeeze me anytime.

"Hey there, I'm a human version of Netflix, 'cause when you're with me, there's no more room for boredom."

"Is your heart as cruelty-free as your diet? Because it's been stealing mine in the most humane way."

Are you a history book? Because every time I look at you, I learn something new.

Are you a political science major? Because your charm could persuade any nation to surrender.

"If laughter is the battlefield, consider me your loyal knight, ready to slay any frown that dares approach!"

"Are you a photosynthesizing beauty? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm growing in your garden of love."

"Since you think plants farm us, can we photosynthesize a spark between us into something blooming fantastic?"

Are you a humanities student? Because your intellect is as impressive as your human titties.

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

Are you a humanities student? Because you've got the intellect and charm to be my future diplomat. Plus, those big boobs are a bonus.

Are you an art history major? Because you've got a masterpiece on your chest!

"Right? At this point, I’m considering applying for a job as a human ice cube. Do you think they offer benefits?"

"You must be studying humanities, because your big boobs are like a work of art."

"Every great escape story starts with a small spark; let me show you how I can light up this dungeon."

"Nice? I'm the human version of a puppy in a unicorn onesie!"

"If love's a game, I’d gladly be your most devoted player, ready to earn my place among your subjects."

You know a human body has 206 bones.

When im with you i have 207.

"If you were a cat, you'd be purr-fect! Can I be your favorite human?"

"I promise, my admiration is genuine—just like the spark I felt when I first saw you."

"Are you a nuclear missile? Because my heart explodes every time I see you."

"Sounds cozy! Just make sure you don't accidentally roll yourself into a human sushi roll. It's a risky move, trust me."

"Quite the conversation starter! But no, sorry to disappoint – I'm just a humble guy searching for someone special."

"Are you a history book? Because every time I see you, I feel like diving deep into your chapters."

"Well, I'm glad to be of service! Like a human version of Netflix but without a subscription fee."

"Trust me, I'm like a human version of YouTube's cute animal videos - instant mood booster!"

Did you just time travel from the Renaissance? 'Cause you've got me feeling like I'm in a masterpiece.

"If I was, I'd definitely be in the business of stealing hearts. But no, just a single guy looking for love."

"Only of smiles and laughter, I assure you. Have any hobbies you're passionate about?"

"If my words seem empty, let me fill them with the truth of how captivating you are."

Haha, don't worry, I'm like a human clock but instead of chiming, I snack. Time for lunch yet?

"So you're human? Fascinating, because your beauty seems out of this world. Are you sure you're not an angel in disguise?"

Hi, do you know you're a sunbeam in human form? Your smile lights up the room.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're Netflix in human form."

"Hey, if plants are farming us, let's be the funniest crop together, making them green with envy."

"I think we all have our own illusions sometimes, it's what makes us human. And about love, it finds its way when we least expect it."

Humans are 70% water

I'm thirsty

"Loyal and funny? Are you the golden retriever of human beings? Because that's somehow both adorable and impressive."

"Are you a missile? Because my heart is exploding with love for you."

"Well, that's definitely a first! No, just your friendly neighbourhood conversationalist here."

Goku, with power so divine, facing evil without a whine. Your might and valor are truly entwined.

Amidst the celestial show, your radiance steals the glow. Happy birthday, a star in human form!

Did it hurt when you fell from Inazuma? Because you're a shockingly attractive thunderstorm in human form.

"Are you a feline? Because our connection is as strong as a cat's bond with its favorite human."

"Are you a paradox? Because even though humans are hypocrites, I swear I can't find a single flaw in you."

"Only trafficking terrible puns and dad jokes. Are you ready to be a victim?"

"You must be a magic mushroom, because your care for humans has cast a spell on my heart."

"Were you crafted by Michelangelo? That world-class smile of yours could provoke a new era of Renaissance."

Ugh, that's the worst! I usually binge-watch shows until I feel human again. Got any favorites to recommend?

Introvert, huh? No worries, I'm like a human extrovert battery – just plug me into good vibes and watch me go!

"Whenever we meet, I feel like a tree and you're the sun - always leaves me breathless and reaching for more."

"You're like the life of the party in human form, with eyes that shine and lips that taste sweeter than celebration."

"Well, I don't just love dogs, I'm practically a human chew toy! They find me irresistible...especially when I wear bacon cologne."

"You're like a mushroom in a dangerous world, spreading kindness and protection, without room for parasites."

Are you a masterpiece? Because your humantitties are a work of art I can't stop admiring.

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

No problem at all! I'm basically a human encyclopedia, but with more sarcasm and less useful information. 😜

Your knowledge is as captivating as your chest, a perfect blend of beauty and brains.