Top 50 humans Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Humans chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

2. Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

3. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

4. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
   You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

5. I see a human! Want to hide together?

6. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

7. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

8. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?

9. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

   Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

10. How much do you know about astronomy?

    Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!
    
    *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Latest humans chat up lines

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

An average human heart costs about $450,000,
Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!

Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?

Humans have 206 bones in their body

And you just gave me one more

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Hey, are you some drugs?

‘Cause I wanna use and abuse you






(Just for future reference, no I do not support abuse - it is humanly and morally wrong)

Hey, human are you...

Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).

Jeffery dahmer said that tattoos make human flesh taste bad.

But I bet you still taste delicious.

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Are you the ISS?

Because I'm SpaceX and I wanna put a human in you.

Need some help on the wording ngl🤣

ISS = International Space Station btw

You are the human equivalent of a page in a book

Too bad I dont know your number.

Most humans are frail and weak - but you've got admirable heft, girl.

From Borderlands 3, FL4K

I got a few...

Do i know you? Cause you look like my next girlfriend.
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
If i had a garden id put your tulips and my tulips together.
Your lips look lonely... Would they like to meet mine?
AND THE BEST ONE YET
hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?

You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob

Damn girl, are you a human being?

Cause I sure am lonely...

They say the human body is 96 degrees...

But for you it's Celsius.

Here's one based on the Iran-Iraq war. Iran's soldiers came in human waves

Are you Iraq? Cos I want to send my human waves into you

My best pickup line

On a scale of one to the human centipede, how close am I to getting that ass?