50 Humans Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Humans rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about humans, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Humans Pickup Lines

A good Humans hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?

Wanna wrestle?
If there are 78 organs in the human body

can you help and make it 79?
If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.
I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.
Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.
Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Short and cute humans pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about humans are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

I see a human! Want to hide together?

Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Cheesy humans Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you hungry? How about turn my human into titans.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

You know what's the melting point of human heart?
Not sure about others but for me it's "your smile".

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Corny humans Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Humans conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

I am C-3PO Human-cyborg sexual relations.

So, have angels and humans ever fallen in love? (D3)

Sure, I’m not human any more, but just look at the love I’ve gained!

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207

Paul: You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

A good humans Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Humans hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You know a human body has 206 bones.

When im with you i have 207.

Humans are 70% water

I'm thirsty

An average human heart costs about $450,000,

Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

I could give you a 207th

He: how many bones do human body have? She: 206. He: do you mind if I add one more?

Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?

Humans have 206 bones in their body

And you just gave me one more

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

Are you the human spider?

Because I want you for 3 minutes of playtime.

Are you the second coming of Christ?

Because your fully human, but that kiss is fully divine.

Are you an alien?

Because you barely look human.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?

But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

Hey, are you some drugs?

‘Cause I wanna use and abuse you

(Just for future reference, no I do not support abuse - it is humanly and morally wrong)

Hey, human are you...

Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Humans love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Humans chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.