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Top 50 Humans Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Humans pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?

    Wanna wrestle?

  2. If there are 78 organs in the human body

    can you help and make it 79?

  3. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

  4. Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

  5. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  6. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  7. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  8. Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

    'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?

  9. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

  10. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

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On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

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Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

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An average human heart costs about $450,000,

Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!

Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?

Humans have 206 bones in their body

And you just gave me one more

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Are you the second coming of Christ?

Because your fully human, but that ass is fully divine.

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

Are you an alien?

Because you barely look human.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?

But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

Hey, are you some drugs?

‘Cause I wanna use and abuse you

(Just for future reference, no I do not support abuse - it is humanly and morally wrong)

Hey, human are you...

Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).