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Following is our collection of Woman chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you an upset woman?

    Cause i think you’re fine

  2. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  3. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  4. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  5. Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

  6. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  7. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  8. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  9. You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

  10. So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

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Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


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