Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

I like pajamas like I love my woman, comfortable and tight.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

Hey are you a woman’s bladder?

Cause I’d love to fill you up in about 30 mins

You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

Will you be my Iron Woman?

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

I want to make a spider woman out of you and make you mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

You a real kiss woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"Your beauty leaves me speechless, but your eyes speak to my soul, did they tell you I'm falling for you?"

"Your smile is like a radiant moon in the night sky, always lighting up my world."

"Oh, you like sarees? A woman in a saree has an elegant charm that's simply timeless. What's your favorite color to wear?"

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven into that golden egg, because you're truly angelic.

"A woman with good taste in shows, I like that. Ever thought about starring in your own rom-com? Spoiler: I'd be the leading man."

"Just like Wonder Woman's lasso of truth, your beauty captivates me and makes me want to reveal all my secrets."

"You know, I believe in quality over quantity, especially when it comes to satisfying a woman's deepest desires."

"Who needs siblings when I could have a captivating woman like you light up my world instead?"

"Definitely not from some cheesy pickup line website, if that's what you're thinking. I reserve the best lines for a woman like you."

"Your beauty is an art masterpiece, but it's your eyes that have me completely mesmerized."

"Are you a Fijian dictionary? Because every time I look at you, all I see is 'Itaukei Lewa' (Beautiful Woman)."

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"Just like a saree drapes a woman's beauty, your kurti accentuates your allure in the most tantalizing way."

"Did you know your stunning beauty is the secret behind these captivating eyes? Care to share more secrets?"

"You must be Wonder Woman because your smile is more powerful than any Lasso of Truth."

"Sure thing, no baby talk here. I like a woman who knows her worth. And you, dear, seem priceless."

"I must have hit the jackpot, because being with you feels like winning the ultimate prize."

"Is your major Fitness? Because your body is sculpted like a work of art that defies all laws of physics."

Your understanding is sexy. I appreciate a woman who gets it. Can't wait to unravel more about you.

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

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"Haha, you're bold, aren't you? I prefer getting to know a woman's mind before admiring her other...assets."

If loyalty was a currency, you'd be the richest woman alive because your commitment shines brighter than any diamond.

"Is your name Diana? Because you've got the strength and beauty of Wonder Woman, and you're my only weakness."

"Are you a cake recipe? Because you're mixing up my heart with your irresistible curves and delectable cooking skills."

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

"Oh, a woman who knows her mind, quite intriguing. But are you right about us having an excellent time together?"

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"Girl, you're like the Proverbs 31 woman, only difference is, you can cook and I can't even boil water without supervision!"

Your mother sounds like an amazing woman. Family is everything. I bet she's proud of the person you've become.

Are you a golden egg? Because you're one in a million and I want to crack you open!

"I promise no tricks or manipulation, just an honest attempt to get to know the most intriguing woman in this room."

Hey there, care to show me your dominant side? I'm intrigued by a strong and confident woman like yourself.

"Is your major Fitness and Nutrition? Because your body is a masterpiece that's clearly a result of meticulous study."

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"Is your boyfriend a thief? Because he stole my perfect woman before I could meet her."

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Are you the mayor? Because you've got my vote for being the most stunning woman in town.

"Has the Tickle Monster advised you yet about the man who's utterly enchanted by your radiance and charm? That would be me."

"Excuse me, but your confidence is as stunning as your smile; can I get to know the amazing woman behind it?"

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."

"Just like in my Jolene song, no woman can compete with your captivating beauty."

"Well, I love a woman who's not afraid of a challenge. Consider your European drinking skills officially admired and accepted!"

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"Your lips are my dream, as irresistible as a siren's call; can I explore the taste of my fantasy?"

"I bet you're like a fine wine, getting better with age. Let's leave the past behind and focus on the now, shall we?"

"Your smile lights up the room, and your eyes sparkle like diamonds. Can I get to know the woman behind them?"

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing smile under the night sky.

If I had a golden egg, it would definitely be you - precious and irresistible.

"If that dress had a tag, it would say 'Made for the most beautiful woman in the room'."

"Hey, mystery woman, your smile could light up even the most chaotic set of letters, like 'oihkjabsddnasf'."

"Are you a professional photographer? Because every time I look at you, I see a picture-perfect moment."

"Well, darling, if I could line up stars, I'd pick millions just to match your beauty."

"Well, I must say, a confident woman like you is undeniably attractive. However, I am looking for something genuine and long lasting."

"Well, I'm no married woman, but I can promise a lifetime commitment to bad puns and dad jokes."

"Do you use yoga mats for hot yoga? Because you've got me in a perfect Downward Dog of admiration."

"Your honesty is refreshing, and I must admit, a woman with curves is my Achilles' heel. Life's surprising, isn't it, former classmate?"

"You know, being a leader myself, I can appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. A little mystery only adds to the excitement."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because someone as heavenly as you must be worth a fortune.

Are you a dragon? Because you're fire-breathing hot and I can't resist your charm.

Are you Jessica Rabbit? Because you're the most stunning woman in the room.

"Stumbled upon your Facebook profile, got lost in your eyes; but I bet your OnlyFans journey has more to mesmerise."

"Your beauty outshines every star, but nothing compares to the spark in my blue eyes when I see you."

"A married woman? That's intriguing. I must say, I appreciate a woman who knows her worth."

"Is your name Yoga? Because I feel so flexible whenever my heart stretches towards you."