110 Woman Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 woman pick up lines for her and flirty woman rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about woman that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your woman rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny woman pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty woman joke for a great chat response.

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A good Woman pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I like my woman like I like my castle

Bouncy
Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.
Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

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Short and cute woman pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about woman are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

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Cheesy woman Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

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Funny woman Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Woman conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

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Clever woman Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Woman hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

This one never let me down
All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

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Smooth woman Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Woman pickup lines make her give you her number.

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

I like pajamas like I love my woman, comfortable and tight.

I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

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Flirty woman Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Woman pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

Hey are you a woman’s bladder?

Cause I’d love to fill you up in about 30 mins

Will you be my Iron Woman?

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

I want to make a spider woman out of you and make you mine.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

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Cringe woman Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

You a real kiss woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

"Just like Wonder Woman's lasso of truth, your beauty captivates me and makes me want to reveal all my secrets."

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Don't worry, it's for a good cause: getting to know the most stunning woman here."

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"Is your name Diana? Because you've got the strength and beauty of Wonder Woman, and you're my only weakness."

"You know, I believe in quality over quantity, especially when it comes to satisfying a woman's deepest desires."

"Oh, a woman who knows her mind, quite intriguing. But are you right about us having an excellent time together?"

"Who needs siblings when I could have a captivating woman like you light up my world instead?"

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Woman love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Woman chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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