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Top 50 Woman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Woman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my woman like I like my castle

    Bouncy

  2. Damn girl are you an upset woman?

    Cause i think you’re fine

  3. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  4. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  5. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  6. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  7. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  8. Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

  9. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  10. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

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Funny woman pickup lines

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

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Working Woman tinder opener

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.