The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Woman Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Woman rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about woman, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Woman Pickup Lines

A good Woman hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I like my woman like I like my castle


  2. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  3. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  4. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  5. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  6. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

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What is a good Woman pickup line?

Short and cute woman pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about woman are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

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Smooth Woman pickup line

So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Cheesy woman Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

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Working Woman tinder opener

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Corny woman Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Woman conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

A good woman Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Woman hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

Hey can you can you for wing woman for me?

If she says yes: thanks now the person I want to ask out is right in front of me

If she says no: damm would of made it easier to ask you for your phone number

Works the other way around aswell

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Woman love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Woman chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.