I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Ladies, what are you doing with your life if you're not serving your men?

You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I'm the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

Hey baby let’s get together like Lady Gaga and # 1 record!

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Why don't you slip into something more edible...

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

Carlos Olivera: All the foxy ladies love my accent, but do you?

Know why the ladies call me Nozdormu? It's definitely the 8/8 dragon part.

Babe, are you a lady Loki variant, because you have just enchanted my mind away.

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your s**....

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

Get ready, little lady. h**... is coming to breakfast.

I'm a magician,

If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

Are you Lady Paramount? Because you are in charge of when I'll be shooting.

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

So many ladies on the single line but your beauty is incomparable to them.

I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!

You got some balls, lady. Do you have a number too?

Aren't you that lovely lady from Madrid? 'Cos you make me want to Spain all my life with you.

Sweet lady, in a world of sinners, your grace shines like a king's treasure, forever enchanting.

"Are you a cat lady? Because my heart purrs every time I see you."

Are you made of graphite? Because you've got leadin' lady written all over you.

"Your charm may rizz me up, but my heart beats for you alone, Lady X. Let's rewrite our story."

"You're so good at organizing, can you fit into my life as the leading lady?"

"If your smile is as mesmerizing as the rest of you, I hope to see it soon."

Sweet dreams, lovely! Rest well, and I’ll be here, eagerly waiting to hear more of your amazing energy tomorrow. 🌙✨

"Only if I get to be your first lady. We’d throw the best parties, don't you think? 😉"

"Are you a fire? 'Cause I'm ready to dive in and get burned by your heat."

"A pretty name for such a lovely lady; it's like every time I say it, I'm reciting poetry."

"Our heights may differ, but my admiration for your beauty is immeasurable, pretty lady."

Definitely saving the best for last! You've got me intrigued with your charm and wit. Can't wait to learn more about you.

"I guess I can't hide my sixth sense for charming ladies like you anymore."

"Is your name Oscar? Because you've got 'Best Leading Lady in a Romance' written all over you."

"If throwing me in cold water is the plan, I hope you're ready for things to get steamy."

"Your photos are a masterpiece; I’m curious how much more beauty you can capture—send me another?"

"If beauty was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Care to commit another offense together?"

"Your surrender, dear lady, is my heart's command, let's paint the world together, hand in hand."

"In the garden of passion, you bloom fragrant and sweetest; your allure, dear lady, makes every heartbeat complete."

Patience you must have my young lady.

"With grace like Catwoman and a smile so divine, would you please, sweet lady, be my feline?"

"I made it safe and sound, thanks to your sweet concern. Maybe next time, I'd enjoy a personal escort from a beautiful lady like you."

"Unmatched before to add more suspense. Now it's like a thriller movie with an irresistible leading lady. 😏"

Haha, only for the special ones like you! Your smile must light up the room everywhere you go.

"Sleep well, gorgeous! Dream of all the adventures we could have together. Can't wait to hear about them in the morning 😉."

Haha, I must admit, you caught me! But there's something about you that makes me want to step up my game. 😉

"Sweet dreams, beautiful! Just know that I'll be thinking of your amazing energy while you rest—imagine the fun we’ll have when you're awake! 😏"

"Is this the DM of the mesmerizing enchantress? Because your vibe is making my heart race in all the right ways."

"I appreciate it! With such a caring message from a gorgeous lady, I might recover faster than expected. How about we celebrate afterwards?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, pretty lady."

"I just received a notification on WhatsApp; it says I've found the most interesting conversation with an enchanting lady."

"Ever met a human who can make your heart race faster than a hundred-night parade? That's me, babe."

"Are you a fashion icon? Because every horror movie would be lucky to have you as its leading lady."

"Don't let me miss the chance to admire a lady with a personality as captivating as her curves."

"Don't worry, handling double the charm for two lovely ladies like you is a delightful challenge I gladly accept."

"Watching The Sopranos without you feels like a show without its leading lady."

"Appendicitis twice and still standing? Clearly, nothing can take down an enchanting lady like you."

Little lady, even in your height so slight, I can't help but be captivated by your light.

"I'm much better now that I've met an enchanting lady who surely brightens up my day, how about you?"

"Interesting, usually I'm the one sweeping ladies off their feet. Want to experience a role reversal tonight?"

"Is this seat taken? Because I’d love to get to know the beautiful lady sitting across from me."

Your strength in carrying burdens makes my heart light, my dear lady.

You must be the leading lady in this scary movie, because you've captured my heart with your charm.

"On your birthday, you're the queen in that black saree. Let's rule the night together, my elegant lady."

"Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making taken ladies feel single when they're around me."

"Excuse me, but how does a lady as radiant as you turn night into day? Goodnight, sweet dreams."

"Are you a ladybug? Because I can't help but spot the beauty in you every time you flutter into my day."

"Oqo na gauna dina, ia kau sa vakacurumi tiko vei iko, lewa itaukei? (Is this destiny, or am I just lost in your eyes, Fijian lady?)

"Like a ladybug to a rose, Ben can't resist your charm, Mary."

"Capricorn lady named Moon, sweeter than cotton candy in June, your pretty face makes my heart swoon, hope to make you mine soon."

"Well, I promise to keep all lizards at bay. Wouldn't want anything to scare a brave and beautiful lady like you."

Persephone's grace, oh lady fair, in your eyes I see a beauty rare.

"I couldn't help but notice your phone case. Is it as unique and intriguing as the lady who holds it?"

"Is that right? I'd say you're rather charming... but don't you think a lady deserves a proper date before the first kiss?"

"Well, isn't it my favorite lady? It's commoners like me who know how to treat royalty like you."

"Moonlight's beauty pales, when compared to your sight, may dreams embrace you tight, sweet lady of the night."

"Lady, your charm is off the charts. Surely, no man could be so fortunate to call you his own?"

"Do you ladies always come as a package deal or can I make an exception for a beauty like you?"

"My schedule may be packed, but there's always special time reserved for a fascinating lady like you."

"Breathtakingly stunning lady, when I stand with you, everything else fades away, except your irresistible charm."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I'd land only on the most beautiful flower - that's you."

"How about we share a blanket and exchange stories until dawn, captivating lady?"

"Your kiss is my favorite sin, so lovely lady, would you mind making me a sinner tonight?"

"Your backflip caught my eye, lady so fine, in beauty and grace, will you be forever mine?"

"Is this the DMs of a stunning goddess? Because your beauty deserves a crown and my undivided attention."

"Is your name Nicolepeachy? Because you're as sweet and juicy as a ripe peach in that bikini."

You caught me red-handed! I just couldn't resist using my best lines on someone as intriguing as you.

Well, maybe we can create our own love story, even better than the one they know. Care to be my leading lady?

"Au sa qara niu kilai iko vakadodonu, lewa itaukei, se ko sa sega ni vinakata na qaqa? (Can I get to know you better, Fijian lady, or do you like to keep things mysterious?)

"I love that idea! Nothing beats a good chat, especially one with a charming lady who can make me blush."

"Like a ladybug brings luck, your presence, Mary, turns up the heat and brightens my day."

"If you were a ladybug, I'd traverse thousands of roses just to find you."

"Seeing such a beautiful lady upset is my kryptonite. How about we turn that frown into a smile tonight?"

"I don't know you, but my dreams have already cast you as the leading lady in my life."

"Just as Jackson's brilliance never lacks, your beauty, dear lady, stops all in their tracks."

"In your eyes, galaxies reside, kiss me sweet lady and be my cosmic guide."

"Oh, a game of risk and revelation? Prepare to be amazed and intrigued. Your move, lady daredevil! 😏"

"I've been writing a love story in my head, but it's missing its leading lady. Would you mind filling that role?"

"Worry not, fair lady, romance isn't late, it's just taking a scenic route. Your life's canvas awaits its poetic hue."