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Top 38 Female Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Female chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: Female impersonator.

  3. If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.

  4. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  5. A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

    Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  6. This is legit the worst pickup line I've ever heard

    Today my friend (female) was walking across campus when this guy and some little kid that was with him walked up to her. She reacted like most girls do around toddlers, she said he was cute and stuff, and the guy says "yeah he's my brother. He could be your brother too if you want," and he winked at her.

    Her reaction was a straight-up "nope" and she walked away without any further conversation

  7. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  8. Gemini

    I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

    "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

    tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

  9. The female body is a work of art

    And you belong in the Louvre

  10. Got the seal of approval from my female friend

    If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

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A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Are you a female Caucasian

Cause polly wanna cracker

Hey, are you a female dog?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in that bitch

FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus 🦛

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey there cutie
Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Hello person of the female gender, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me?

Because i would like to with you.

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

Are you a female dog?

Yeah you’re a bitch but i know you’ll never leave my side.

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.

You have just one question to answer for. Can I be your gay female Macklemore? Girl, I don't mind if you cry on Sunday. If you don't mind getting down with THIS gay.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)