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Top 35 Female Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Female pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Female conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Can the females please rate this

    Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

  3. Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: Female impersonator.

  4. A female friend of mine gave me this...

    "I don't really use pickup lines, I'd rather pin you down than pick you up"

  5. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  6. *Walks up to female*

    You’re my girlfriend.

  7. A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

    Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  8. My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

    I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.

  9. Gemini

    I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

    "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

    tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

  10. Help with a pickup for Geneva

    She’s a female on tinder plz and thank you

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Funny female pickup lines

The female body is a work of art
And you belong in the Louvre

Got the seal of approval from my female friend

If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus 🦛

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.

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A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?
Cauz I wanna see you more often.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

You have just one question to answer for. Can I be your gay female Macklemore? Girl, I don't mind if you cry on Sunday. If you don't mind getting down with THIS gay.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

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Working Female tinder opener

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"