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Top 40 Female Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Female pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Can the females please rate this

    Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

  3. Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: Female impersonator.

  4. If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.

  5. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  6. *Walks up to female*

    You’re my girlfriend.

  7. A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

    Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  8. Damn girl are you a female?

    Because I feel the biological need to reproduce with you as the Norepinephrine testosterone Serotonin and Dopamine are racing through my brain. Making me feel the need to tell you I love you and Fuck you.

  9. My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

    I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.

  10. Gemini

    I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

    "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

    tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

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Help with a pickup for Geneva
She’s a female on tinder plz and thank you

The female body is a work of art

And you belong in the Louvre

Got the seal of approval from my female friend

If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

Hey, are you a female dog?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in that bitch

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Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

Are you a female Caucasian
Cause polly wanna cracker

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.

Are you a female dog?

Yeah you’re a bitch but i know you’ll never leave my side.

Hello person of the female gender, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me?

Because i would like to with you.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus 🦛

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.

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So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)