Are you a dog? Because you're the alpha female I want to hump with.

"You may be dangerous, but with me, you'll always have a safe place to land. Let's explore that hope together."

Are you a cursed object? Because you've cast a spell on me with your charm, Sukuna.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, all wrapped up in a gorgeous female package."

"Your beauty shines brighter than a siren at night,
Shitala, in this world of chaos, you're my only right."

"You must be actin, because every time I see you, my heart starts dancing like it’s in motion!"

"Are you a microtubule? Because you’re making my heart race and I can't seem to keep it together!"

*Walks up to female*

You’re my girlfriend.

"With your beauty at 24, who needs a MILF when I can have a GILF - Gorgeous Incredible Lovely Female."

"At 24, you're not a milf, but a SIF- Stunningly Irresistible Female. Can I be the lucky guy in your life?"

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

"Even though you're always skipping class, it's impossible to skip a heartbeat when I see you."

"If I were a cytoskeleton, I'd support your structure all day long—let's build something beautiful together!"

"You must be actin, because every time I see you, my heart starts to move in perfect rhythm."

Hey, are you an alpha female? Because I'm willing to be your loyal little poodle.

"Are you a microtubule? Because you’re making my cytoskeleton stand tall and ready for action!"

Is your name Sukuna? Because you've stolen my heart like a powerful curse.

My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

Gemini

I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

The female body is a work of art

And you belong in the Louvre

Help with a pickup for Geneva

She’s a female on tinder plz and thank you

Got the seal of approval from my female friend

If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Are you a female Caucasian

Cause polly wanna cracker

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent o**... into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

Walk up to a female and look at her c**... then look at her face back to c**... to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.