The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

36 Female Pick Up lines

Here are 36 female pick up lines for her and flirty female rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about female that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your female rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny female pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty female joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Female Pickup Lines

A good Female hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Can the females please rate this

    Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

  3. Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: Female impersonator.

  4. A female friend of mine gave me this...

    "I don't really use pickup lines, I'd rather pin you down than pick you up"

  5. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  6. I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have s**...? (Female Praying Mantis)

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What is a good Female pickup line?

Short and cute female pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about female are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

*Walks up to female*

You’re my girlfriend.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.


I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

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Smooth Female pickup line

Help with a pickup for Geneva

She’s a female on tinder plz and thank you

The female body is a work of art
And you belong in the Louvre

FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus 🦛

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.

Cheesy female Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent o**... into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Are you a female Caucasian

Cause polly wanna cracker

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Working Female tinder opener

Walk up to a female and look at her c**... then look at her face back to c**... to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

Corny female Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Female conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You have just one question to answer for. Can I be your gay female Macklemore? Girl, I don't mind if you cry on Sunday. If you don't mind getting down with THIS gay.

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

A good female Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Female hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Female love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Female chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.