Top 44 Chick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

   Makes me wanna cry.

2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

   Idk but I tried googling it

3. Are you a N95 mask?

   Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath
   
   
   Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

4. So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

5. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

6. Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

   Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

7. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

8. Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

9. Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

10. Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

Funny chick pickup lines

This dude
So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

Someone really used this on me

How to respond

Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick

If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

Are you a mermaid?

Because your pussy is so wet.

P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

I need one

For a chick named Cindy

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.