Top 38 Chick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

   Idk but I tried googling it

2. Are you a N95 mask?

   Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath
   
   
   Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

3. So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

4. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

5. Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

   Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

6. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

7. Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

8. Are you a flight of margaritas?

   Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

9. Are you a school?

   Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
   (Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

10. *bust in a chick's mouth with braces..

    Now my kids behind bars

Funny chick pickup lines

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

How to respond

Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

My mother says...
There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

I need one

For a chick named Cindy

Any for Vivian?

I’m trying to kiss this chick pls help

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.

Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.

Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.

What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."