Top 45 chick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Chick chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

   Idk but I tried googling it

2. Well, I may not be good at dancing but....

   Complete this pickup line. i chick i've been chatting with likes to dance and goes to classes for the same. i want it to be a little flirty and clever but nothing comes to mind except telling you a nice flirty jokes

3. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.

4. So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

5. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

6. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

7. Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

8. What are some mild sexual things to say?

   Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way.
   
   
   So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good

9. Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

10. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:
    
    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."
    
    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Latest chick chat up lines

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick
If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

Someone really used this on me

How to respond

Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a ‘I’d like to take care of you’ way)

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Are you a mermaid?

Because your pussy is so wet.

P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.

Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.

Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p

Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.

Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.

Go forth and conquer, my friends.

Any for Vivian?

I’m trying to bang this chick pls help

I need one

For a chick named Cindy

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

The fun of false assumption in conversation

I don't know how to describe this style of conversation but I'll just put it as "assuming" style of conversation. When I use this method, I get more positive reactions from girls. What I meant by this assuming style is, Let's say, this girl said she's gonna be at a night club and later on, the clock hits 4 in the morning and I'm home. I could text her like, "Are you having fun in the night club?" And she could just reply with one word "Yes" or "No". But when I just **assume** something and send her a text like, "Did you have fun in the night club?", something interesting happens like, she sent me a drunk voice message to me which is far better than just text saying "yes" or "no". Instead of her saying "no", she wanted to show me that she was still having a party. Do you follow what I'm conveying here? False assumption can create an interesting situation is what i'm saying.


I'm not here to say I'm a master of this assuming conversation style. I'm more like, here to ask "I think this style is pretty good esp when the conversation with this chick is about to die." **"Are there any PUA materials that deal with this type of style?"**


Hope you guys get what I'm trying to ask here.

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.

Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.

What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."