Top 41 Chick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Chick chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

   Makes me wanna cry.

2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

   Idk but I tried googling it

3. So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

4. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

5. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

6. Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

7. Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

8. This dude

   So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:
   
   "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."
   
   I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

9. How to respond

   Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?

10. Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

    Someone really used this on me

Funny chick pickup lines

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick
If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Are you a mermaid?

Because your pussy is so wet.

P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

My mother says...
There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

Any for Vivian?

I’m trying to bang this chick pls help

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

I need one

For a chick named Cindy

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.

Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.