Top 36 Choke Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Choke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Choke conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I wish i was Delhi's air
Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
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Are you a noose?
Because i want you to choke me daddy
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Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.
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If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
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Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??
Cause I want you to choke me
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It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.
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Hey girl are you a turtle
Because I wanna choke you with my straw
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?
You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
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Are your thighs a cop?
Cuz I want them to choke me.
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Call me a kids happy meal
Because I'm a choking hazard
Funny choke pickup lines
Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)
You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?
1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time
2) Because I want you to choke me
Are you Jeffrey Epstein?
Because I wanna choke you.
Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D
Are you Darth Vader
Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands
Are you jewish ?
Cause i wanna choke you
Call me a kid's toy
Coz l am Choking Hazard
Hey I found this necklace which is perfect for you...
*show them your hand*
Do you wanna try it?
*Choke em*
Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?
Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!
Call me Darth Vader
Because I’d love to choke you tonight
Are you a turtle?
Bc i want you to choke on my straw.
(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?
Cause I want you to choke me tonight
Eyy gurl, are you a rope?
Cause I want you to choke me
Did it hurt?
When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.
Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Hey girl are you a noose?
Cause I want you to choke me
Do you like bread?
Do you like being choked?
Would you like to have kiss with me?
I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.
If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken
I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!
I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!