Top 39 Choke Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Choke chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I wish i was Delhi's air
Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
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Are you a noose?
Because i want you to choke me daddy
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Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.
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If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
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It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.
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Hey girl are you a turtle
Because I wanna choke you with my straw
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Are your thighs a cop?
Cuz I want them to choke me.
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Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)
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Call me a kids happy meal
Because I'm a choking hazard
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You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?
1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time
2) Because I want you to choke me
Funny choke pickup lines
Are you Jeffrey Epstein?
Because I wanna choke you.
Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D
If you’re a turtle
call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me
Are you Darth Vader
Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands
Call me a kid's toy
Coz l am Choking Hazard
Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?
Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!
Are you a boba tea?
Coz you can choke me with your balls anyday
Call me Darth Vader
Because I’d love to choke you tonight
Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.
I'm so proud I thought of this.
Are you a turtle?
Bc i want you to choke on my straw.
Are you a rope?
'Cause baby, choke me hard
(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?
Cause I want you to choke me tonight
Boy, are you Nazi?
Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.
Hey girl are you a noose?
Cause I want you to choke me
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Did it hurt?
When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.
When a girl asks "How do i know you are not a serial killer?!"
You reply with: "well, I'm not a serial killer but i can choke you during sex. Is that a good compromise?"
Worked several times good luck my fellow gentlemen.
Eyy gurl, are you a rope?
Cause I want you to choke me
Do you like bread?
Do you like being choked?
Would you like to have sex with me?
I’ll eat your ass like a Popeyes biscuit
And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke
Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke alot on this dick
How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)
I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.
If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken