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Top 45 Choke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Choke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish i was Delhi's air

    Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

  2. Are you a noose?

    Because i want you to choke me daddy

  3. Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

  4. If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

  5. Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??

    Cause I want you to choke me

  6. It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.

  7. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  8. Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

    You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.

  9. Damn, are you water?

    Because I'll choke on you at 3 am

  10. Are your thighs a cop?

    Cuz I want them to choke me.

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Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

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Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

Are you Darth Vader
Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands

Are you jewish ?

Cause i wanna choke you

If you’re a turtle

call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

Hey I found this necklace which is perfect for you...

*show them your hand*
Do you wanna try it?
*Choke em*

Call me a kid's toy

Coz l am Choking Hazard

Damn girl are you the Atlanta Falcons?

Cause you seem to have a thing for choking

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

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Are you a boba tea?

Coz you can choke me with your balls anyday

Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

I’ll eat your ass like a Popeyes biscuit

And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke

Do you like bread?

Do you like being choked?

Would you like to have sex with me?

Are you a rope?

'Cause baby, choke me hard

Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.

Girl are you a carbureted engine

Cause imma choke you

Hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me

Do you like Star Wars?

Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.

Boy, are you Nazi?

Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.