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Top 39 Choke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Choke chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I wish i was Delhi's air

    Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

  2. Are you a noose?

    Because i want you to choke me daddy

  3. Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

  4. If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

  5. It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.

  6. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  7. Are your thighs a cop?

    Cuz I want them to choke me.

  8. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  9. Call me a kids happy meal

    Because I'm a choking hazard

  10. You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

    1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

    2) Because I want you to choke me

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Are you Jeffrey Epstein?
Because I wanna choke you.

Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

If you’re a turtle

call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

Are you Darth Vader

Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands

Call me a kid's toy

Coz l am Choking Hazard

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Are you a boba tea?
Coz you can choke me with your balls anyday

Call me Darth Vader

Because I’d love to choke you tonight

Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

Are you a rope?

'Cause baby, choke me hard

(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me tonight

Boy, are you Nazi?

Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.

Hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me

Girl are you a carbureted engine

Cause imma choke you

Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.

When a girl asks "How do i know you are not a serial killer?!"

You reply with: "well, I'm not a serial killer but i can choke you during sex. Is that a good compromise?"

Worked several times good luck my fellow gentlemen.

Eyy gurl, are you a rope?

Cause I want you to choke me

Do you like bread?

Do you like being choked?

Would you like to have sex with me?

I’ll eat your ass like a Popeyes biscuit

And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke

Do you like Star Wars?

Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke alot on this dick

How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.

If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken