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Top 36 Choke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Choke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Choke conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I wish i was Delhi's air

    Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

  2. Are you a noose?

    Because i want you to choke me daddy

  3. Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

  4. If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

  5. Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??

    Cause I want you to choke me

  6. It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.

  7. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  8. Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

    You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.

  9. Are your thighs a cop?

    Cuz I want them to choke me.

  10. Call me a kids happy meal

    Because I'm a choking hazard

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Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

Are you Jeffrey Epstein?

Because I wanna choke you.

Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

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Are you Darth Vader

Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands

Are you jewish ?
Cause i wanna choke you

Call me a kid's toy

Coz l am Choking Hazard

Hey I found this necklace which is perfect for you...

*show them your hand*
Do you wanna try it?
*Choke em*

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Call me Darth Vader

Because I’d love to choke you tonight

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me tonight

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Eyy gurl, are you a rope?

Cause I want you to choke me

Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.

Do you like Star Wars?

Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.

Girl are you a carbureted engine

Cause imma choke you

Hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me

Do you like bread?

Do you like being choked?

Would you like to have kiss with me?

I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.

If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!

I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!