Top 44 Choke Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Choke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I wish i was Delhi's air
Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
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Are you a noose?
Because i want you to choke me daddy
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Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.
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If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
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Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??
Cause I want you to choke me
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It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.
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Hey girl are you a turtle
Because I wanna choke you with my straw
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?
You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
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Damn, are you water?
Because I'll choke on you at 3 am
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Are your thighs a cop?
Cuz I want them to choke me.
Funny choke pickup lines
Call me a kids happy meal
Because I'm a choking hazard
Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick
You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?
1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time
2) Because I want you to choke me
Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D
Are you Darth Vader
Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands
Are you jewish ?
Cause i wanna choke you
If you’re a turtle
call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me
Damn girl are you the Atlanta Falcons?
Cause you seem to have a thing for choking
Call me a kid's toy
Coz l am Choking Hazard
Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?
Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!
Call me Darth Vader
Because I’d love to choke you tonight
Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.
I'm so proud I thought of this.
Are you a turtle?
Bc i want you to choke on my straw.
Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.
Do you like bread?
Do you like being choked?
Would you like to have sex with me?
Are you a rope?
'Cause baby, choke me hard
Did it hurt?
When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Hey girl are you a noose?
Cause I want you to choke me
I’ll eat your ass like a Popeyes biscuit
And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke
Boy, are you Nazi?
Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.
Eyy gurl, are you a rope?
Cause I want you to choke me