42 Choke Pick Up lines

Get your hands on the best choke pick up lines. Choke pick up lines that work. Use dirty choke pick up lines for him or for her. Get your airways open & make your romantic life choke free. Take advantage of cheesy choke pick up lines.

Best Working Choke Pickup Lines

A good Choke hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I wish i was Delhi's air

Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
Are you a noose?

Because i want you to choke me daddy
Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.
If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??

Cause I want you to choke me
F.A.N.G: Am I too big? Oh, my my! It looks like you're already choking!

Here are 42 choke pick up lines for her and flirty choke rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your choke rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny choke pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty choke joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute choke pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about choke are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.

Babe, I cook the best alphabet soup. Because you gonna be choking on my D.

Do you eat cherries? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

Hey girl are you a turtle

Because I wanna choke you with my straw

Yoda only one I want to force choke.

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

How the h**... do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

Cheesy choke Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

Are you Jeffrey Epstein?

Because I wanna choke you.

Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

If you’re a turtle

call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

Corny choke Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Choke conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you Darth Vader

Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands

Call me a kid's toy

Coz l am Choking Hazard

Hey I found this necklace which is perfect for you...

*show them your hand*
Do you wanna try it?
*Choke em*

Girl, are you Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Call me Darth Vader
Because I’d love to choke you tonight

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

Hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me

Do you like bread?

Do you like being choked?

Would you like to have kiss with me?

Eyy gurl, are you a rope?

Cause I want you to choke me

Are you a rope?

'Cause baby, choke me hard

Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.

Girl are you a carbureted engine

Cause imma choke you

A good choke Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Choke hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me tonight

Do you like Star Wars?

Because Yoda only one I want to force choke.

I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.

If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Do you like Alphabet soup...Because you gonna be choking on the D

I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube.

I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Choke love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Choke chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.