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Top 28 Noose Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Noose chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a noose?

    Because i want you to choke me daddy

  2. Hey girl, are you a noose?

    Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

  3. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  4. Are you a noose?

    Cause I want to go inside you.

  5. Are you a noose?

    Because you take my breath away

  6. Are you a noose?

    Cause I have a sudden urge to hang myself...

  7. If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

    A great way to tell if the person you're talking to likes dark humor and doesn't take everything so seriously.
    WHY SO SERIOUS is usually my response if they get offended. I'm an asshole ik.

  8. Are you a noose?

    Because I want to hang with you

    Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you

    Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

    Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now

    Anyone got anymore in this same vein?

  9. Hang on, are you a noose?

    Because I'd love to have your arms around my neck

  10. Hey girl, are you a noose?

    Cause I'd love to hang with you ;)

noose pickup line
What is a Noose pickup line?

Funny noose pickup lines

Are you a noose?
Cos I want to hang with you.

Are you a noose?

'Cause I wanna hang out.

Hey girl, are you a noose

Cause I want to hang out with you

Are you a noose?

Because we should hang sometime.

Are you a noose?

Bc I want to be inside you

Girl are you a noose

Cause I want to get in you

Are you a noose
Because I wanna hang with you all day

Are you a noose?

Because I want to hang from your strands.

Hey girl are you a noose

Because I want you around me

Hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me

Are you a noose

Cus i want to kill myseld when i see you

(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me tonight

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Cuz i want to hang with you

Are you a noose

Because I wouldn't mind your hands around my neck

Hey girl are you a noose

Cause I want to stick a head through you

Is your hand a noose?

Because I want it around my neck

Are you a noose?

Because i feel breathless when i'm around you

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Cause you take my breath away