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Following is our collection of Screw chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  2. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  3. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  4. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  6. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  7. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

  8. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  9. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  10. Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

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Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Hey girl, I'm jealous of 2020

Because it's screwing you and I'm not

Roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy

So screw all the rules, and come get to know me

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

Screw Area 51

On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.

Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want
>
> to install my own firmware
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> into your wetware

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you a wood?

Because I want to screw you

Are you a screwdriver?

Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!

Hey girl, are you a lightbulb?

Cause I want to screw you in.

Will you be my light bulb?

Coz I want to screw you.

You're like a fancy screw for me.

Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.

Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw."

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.

So I think we should screw.

Screw Meth. Love is my drug.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket....go to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...