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Top 50 Screw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Screw pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  2. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  3. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  4. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  6. Knock knock! Who's there? Ima.

    Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

  7. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  8. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

  9. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  10. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

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Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

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Hey girl, I'm jealous of 2020

Because it's screwing you and I'm not

Roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy
So screw all the rules, and come get to know me

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Screw Area 51

On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.

Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want
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> to install my own firmware
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> into your wetware

Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.

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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Screw the alphabet

Cuz damn U R A Q T

Are you a screwdriver?

Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. (Arizona)

Hey girl, are you a lightbulb?

Cause I want to screw you in.

You're like a fancy screw for me.

Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw."

Will you be my light bulb?

Coz I want to screw you.

Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts