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Top 50 Screw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Screw pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Screw conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  2. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  3. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  4. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  6. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  7. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

  8. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  9. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  10. Screw me if I'm wrong, but we've met before?

    They reply no ....


    * mic drop

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Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

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Roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy

So screw all the rules, and come get to know me

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Screw Area 51

On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.

Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.

Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want
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> to install my own firmware
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> into your wetware

Are you a wood?

Because I want to screw you

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. (Arizona)

Hey girl, are you a lightbulb?

Cause I want to screw you in.

Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you

You're like a fancy screw for me.

Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.

Will you be my light bulb?

Coz I want to screw you.

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw."

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket....go to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No) Wink.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to