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Top 50 Screw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Screw pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Screw tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  2. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  3. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  4. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  6. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  7. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

  8. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  9. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  10. Screw me if I'm wrong, but we've met before?

    They reply no ....


    * mic drop


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Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

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Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.

Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Ima. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest screwing me in the stacks.

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Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing because I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

Roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy

So screw all the rules, and come get to know me

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Screw Area 51

On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.