Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be sure to catch you.

Girl, I want to slip into comfortable Pajamas, you.

Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

"Is your name Bubble Bath? Because I'm 'soaked' in your charm and it's making me 'slip' into laughter."

You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?

In the vast sea as one, our love shall never slip, for you're the sea king and I'm your sea demon ship.

I'll bring the uniform, you bring the detention slip. Let's see where this "lesson" takes us 🍎

Are you a cup of tea? Because one sip of you is enough to make my day perfect.

"Like an oil slick, you've got me slipping and sliding right into your heart."

Babe, I will slip my DT in undetected.

"I appreciate your honesty! Just enjoying getting to know you is my end game. You're way too interesting to let slip away! 😊"

"In a world so bright, you're the star that won't slip, keep those nips on guard, for love’s sweetest trip."

No need for reminders, I've already got your profile pinned to the top of my favorites list! Can't let this banter slip away.

"I’d make a dramatic exit, slipping on a rubber duck. Next time, let’s stick to FaceTime in more... dry locations, yeah?"

Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

"Is your name Banana? Because you have great appeal that makes me slip head over heels for you."

Let's dive in and see where it takes us. Life's too short to let opportunities slip away.

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

You must be a professional dancer, because every time I see you, my heart does a little slip and dip.

"You slipped an 'I love you' there, darling. Should we celebrate with champagne in my place or yours?"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see you slipping me a ring!"

Time slips like sand through fingers fine,
Your smile ignites a spark divine.
How long can I resist this magic you weave?
With each word exchanged, it's hard to believe.

Like the sea king and sea demon, our love will never slip, let's rule the waves together, hand in hand ship by ship.

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I feel myself slipping for you every time I see you."

"Just slipped out of bed, but your beauty is making me want to dive back in."

"Unlike that guy who disappeared into the mud, I'd never let a chance to know you slip through my fingers."

"Maybe I'm just too captivated by your charm that other things seem to slip my mind."

Like a powerful sea demon, your beauty never slips, let's sail our ships and rule as one.

"Can you decode dreams, darling? Because last night, you were the Freudian slip that made mine worth remembering."

Just thought it was a good excuse to keep the conversation going. Plus, I sensed some great vibes—couldn't let that slip away!

"Slipping into your DMs but dreaming of slipping right into your heart, while making it flutter with passion."

"You've never had an ex? That's impossible, how could anyone ever let a gem like you slip away?"

"I’m all in! Just promise you’ll catch me when I inevitably slip on the glaze! 😂 What’s the most ridiculous food challenge you’ve attempted?"

Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

"Well, lucky for you, I can dance pretty well even without a permission slip! Ready to take a twirl with me?"

"As the sea demon's power slips, your grace eclipses all ships, ruling the waves with perfect bliss."

"In a world of stumbles and slight disarray, your grace ignites the messiest day. With every slip, I sense your spark—let’s embrace the beauty in the dark."

"Like static and kinetic friction, our connection is dynamic - we may slip and slide, but we always stick together."

It’s all about balance! Like a tightrope walker on a unicycle—one slip and I'm either disciplined or diving into a pizza buffet!

"I'd probably start a game of 'Guess the shampoo scent' while trying not to slip on your soap. Spoiler: it’s a slippery slope!"

"Is your robe made of silk? Because my heart slips every time I see you wrapped in it."

"You may have deserted them, darling, but I'd be a fool to let such an interesting plot twist slip away."

Well, lucky for me, I thrive in competition. But just know, I don't plan on letting you slip away that easily.

"Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling and I can't help but slip into your charm."

"Are your pockets made of velvet? Because my hand feels like it's slipping into a dream."

"Are you made of baby oil? Because I just can't help but slip into your DMs!"

"In a world full of stumbles and slips, your beauty stands out as the perfect eclipse."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my dopamine levels go all Freudian slip 'n slide."

If you were a cup of tea, you'd be the kind I'd want to savor slowly, enjoying every drop.

Did your friends slip you a note saying "For a good time, call Miami"?

"Well, darling, the quickest route to my heart is through your smile, but I could slip you my street address too."

"You must have been a Rizz, for you've slipped into my life and made every moment feel like a love song."

"You've heard of the cat's meow, but how about the cow's moo? Slip into a cow costume with me and let's start our own barnyard rhapsody."

"Are you a banana? Cause I've never seen anyone slip into my life so easily and make it so fruitful!"

"Well, since love has slipped from your lips, can I be the luckiest man and seal it with a passionate kiss?"

"Sounds intriguing, just like a good adventure should be. Looking forward to slipping into a great conversation with you. 😜"

"I might think I'm smooth, but with a girl like you, I’m definitely ready to slip into something more."

This snake is ready to slip right in you babe.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I can't help but slip up and fall for you.

"As you slip off your dress with such grace, the beauty of Venus pales compared to your face."

I hope you're not a bar of soap, because I'd never let you slip away!

"I must have slipped into your dreams last night because I woke up with your number in my mind."

"I apologize for the slip-up earlier; can I make it up to you with a more refined approach?"

"Sure, you won't buy me that hoodie, but how about slipping into my dreams instead? That's much warmer."

"Ever tried arm wrestling? I bet you have a grip that could make even my phone slip...right into your contact list."

"You must be a soap, because you've got me slipping into thoughts of you in that steamy shower."

"Are you a fart? Because you just slipped out and made my day a whole lot funnier!"

See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in

Are you a fan of cupcakes? Because I heard you're always up for a good nip-slip!

Found you really beautiful

So beautiful that i lost my balance and slipped into your dms!

"Are you a bath soap? Cause I find myself slipping into the thought of you every time I'm naked and wet."

"Hey, did you just slip out of your clothes or my dreams? Either way, it's a clean sweep."

You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet.

This one is more for the ladies to use.

"Forget a star from the sky? I could never. You're far too radiant to ever slip my mind."

Careful not to slip in there, wouldn't want such a fine view going to waste. 😉

"Did you slip a post-it note into my heart? Because you're so unforgettable, it's like I've been stickified!"

"Is it too soon to ask for your number before saying goodbye? Because I'd hate for that opportunity to slip away."

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.

"Did your name just slip from my mind? Don't worry, I'd love to spend the whole night trying to remember it."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I keep slipping up in all the right ways.

"Are you made of slime? Because you just slipped right into my heart effortlessly."

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

Your remind me of my favorite slippers...

Always there when I want to slip into something more comfortable.

Since it's getting hotter outside

Do you want to slip out of those clothes?

Permission Slip

You don't need a permission slip to go on an excursion to my body

Hey girl, are you my mom?

Cause I'm about to have a Freudian slip.

*barfs*

Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's

Are you a guitar?

Cause I'd like to slip my cable into your input jack.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

Can I slip one past your tendy?

Want me to slip some o**... meat into your chili?

How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!

What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

What happens when a polar bear slips and falls

He breaks the Ice, how was your day beautiful?

What do you say we get out of these pajama bottoms and slip into something more comfortable?

Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

You make my heart slip 'n slide.