You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.

"Are you afraid of Wednesday nights? Because with me, every night is like a Saturday full of adventure and fun."

"Hope your Saturday's as stunning as you, maybe we can spend it exploring the map to your heart?"

"Is your calendar free this Saturday? Because I hope to be the unforgettable date you'll be taking home."

"No worries at all! Let's keep this conversation going here. What's your favorite way to spend a Saturday?"

"Usually, I'm conquering mount laundry or playing guitar - it's a sexy balance of domestic and rock star, don't you think?"

"Your allure is so captivating, even a trip to Australia can't keep me away - want to explore it together?"

"I hope on Saturday, you'll have time to get lost...in my eyes, as intoxicating as the finest wine."

Here's a Raisin

Sorry about that but I can give you a date on Saturday

Boy: So, what's your favorite way to spend a Saturday night?

Oh, you know, just the usual... Netflix and staying in with my cat.

"You're more captivating than my journey, would you mind if we explore each other's hearts instead?"

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

"Haha, glad you think so! Always a good day when I can impress with my charm. What's your favorite way to spend a Saturday?"

"I might be away in December 2023, but nothing compares to the gift of your presence; will you date me?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sun, how about a date when I return from my December travels?”

"Excuse me, miss, but your beauty outshines Christchurch's views; would you brighten my journey until December 2023?"

"This Saturday, how about we turn hope into a reality? I promise to take my time...especially with you."

"Your beauty eclipses even the breathtaking sights in Christchurch, would you be my date?"

"Even my travels to Australia can't match the adventure of knowing you, let's start our journey before Christmas 2023, shall we?"

"Definitely! Just like old records, some things never lose their groove. Ever fancy yourself doing a Saturday Night Fever dance?"

"Hey beautiful, this Saturday, how about we play 'home' and 'time'? You'll be 'home' and I'll take my 'time'."

"Your beauty outshines even the starlit skies of Christchurch, may I take you on a date before my journey?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, but come December 2023, they'll have to compete with Christchurch's skyline."

"I may be away in Christchurch, but I'd travel the world to spend a moment with your beauty."

"Well, how about we start with your favorite way to spend a Saturday. Do you prefer adventurous hikes or cozy movie marathons?"

"Are you a map? Because even when I'm in Christchurch or Australia, I find my way back to you."

"Hope your Saturday evening is as enchanting as you are, because a dazzling damsel like you deserves the best."

"Well, that's a relief! I was worried you'd expect me to fit into a tuxedo by Saturday."

"I'll be in Christchurch and Australia, but your smile is the only sight I want to see."

"It's Saturday night, darling - hope you're not in a rush...because I'd love to take my time getting you home."

"How about a slow Saturday night at home, where I can admire the masterpiece that you are, in unhurried delight?"

There’s a basketball game on Saturday.

Want to go?

"Well, between mastering my culinary skills and salsa dancing at home, Saturdays can be quite an adventure. How about you?"

"On your way home this Saturday, mind taking an extra stop? My heart seems to have found its destination in you."

"This Saturday, I hope time slows down, because every moment with you feels like a thrilling, sexy adventure."

"Hope your Saturday is as exciting as the journey home, because a beauty like you deserves the perfect ride."

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, fancy a trip there with me in December 2023?"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together... debating Netflix vs Hulu on a Saturday night."

"Your beauty outshines Christchurch's sunrise, miss. Fancy exploring the rest of 2023 together?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, can I share that view with you when I return?"

"Just like my journey to Australia, falling for you is an adventure I'd love to embark on before Christmas 2023."

"Your beauty is as stunning as Christchurch in spring, care to be my travel memories before I leave this December?"

"Hope your Saturday is as enchanting as you, can I add some spice by escorting you home?"

"Can I be your chauffeur on Saturday? I promise to take my time, so we can enjoy every breathtaking moment together."

"Before I jet off to Australia, could I steal a date with Auckland's most stunning treasure?"

"It's Saturday, sweetheart. Take your time as I'm eager to memorize every step towards your doorstep."

Roses are red, violets are blue, If you’re free Saturday night I'd love to spoil you

My best attempt but still hasn’t worked

"Is your home on Saturday as inviting as your smile? Because I'm hopelessly drawn to both."

"Your beauty surpasses all the wonders I'll see in Christchurch, can we date before I take off in December 2023?"

"Gorgeous, your smile is my favourite journey. Mind if I return from Australia to it after Christmas?"

"Bad one, huh? Maybe we should spice things up a bit. Tell me, what's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?"

"Your beauty shines brighter than the summer sun in Christchurch, can I be lucky enough to bask in it when I return?"

"I hope your Saturday's not too busy, because I can't resist spending more time exploring your captivating beauty."

"You're so enchanting, I'd gladly trade my trip to Australia just to spend Christmas with you."

Boy: I'm invisible. Girl: No, you're not. Boy: Can you see me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Okay, how about this Saturday at 8pm?

What are you doing this Saturday?

I’ve got a rugby match, but I’d rather ruck with you

Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

Happy Sexy Saturday!

Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

Black Friday = Broke Saturday

Boy: I'm invisible.
Girl: No, you're not.
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Okay, how about this Saturday at 8pm?

Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked--you're not.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday?