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Top 36 Fathers Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fathers Day pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  2. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  3. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  4. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  5. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  6. I'll raise you like one of my own.

  7. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

  8. Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

  9. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

  10. I'm old enough to be your father.

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I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Since father’s day is soon

Wanna help me become a dad?

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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Happy father’s day to me i guess

Coz you’re my baby

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

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I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

I want to bear all your children.

I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.