Top 37 Fathers Day Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fathers Day pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fathers Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
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Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?
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Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.
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Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.
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I'm not a father to anyone yet.
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I'll raise you like one of my own.
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Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?
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Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?
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Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.
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I'm old enough to be your father.
Working fathers day pickup lines
I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!
Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....
Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.
I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.
Since father’s day is soon
Wanna help me become a dad?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
So where's my belated father's day gift huh? I thought I was Daddy I waited all day yesterday for it
Happy father’s day to me i guess
Coz you’re my baby
Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...
Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?
You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.
I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.
I want to spend the rest of your money with you.
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!
Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!
Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day
Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?
Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.
Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.
All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.
I want to bear all your children.