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Top 50 Valentines Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Valentines pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Valentines tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Happy Valentines Day.

    Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

    How you doin'?

  3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

  4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

    Will who? Will be my Valentine?

  5. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

  6. Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.

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Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

ii'd wish you were mine.

The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

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I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

No Leon, just because it’s Valentines does NOT mean you can stick it up the WONG hole.

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For Valentine's Day,

I'll give you my arc!

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

Jill Valentine: I’ll always be your valentine.

I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

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Rooks are five. Queens are nine.

Will you be my valentine?

(5 + 9 = 14)

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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?

(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine?
Cause I want you.


Tell them
you are my one and only valentine the other's can wait in line ;)

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

Any for a Katie

Her nickname is Valentine

I know that its not valentines day

But I want you to be valen-mine-bae

For Valentine's, get a girl some flowers


Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

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You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline

Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wandering if you would y=mx+b my valentine

Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wondering if you’d help me with y=Mx+b my valentine?

Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?

Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will r**... you in a phone booth....

I choo-choo-choose you.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.

I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.

I'd melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Valentines phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.