I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?

Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

I love your curves, baby,

And your smile is my favorite one!

If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

Are you the i in Pixar?

Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

-or-

Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

My name is I love you

Now say my name

My love for you is like the stars during the day....

You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

I'm no o**... donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

Ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Are you a toaster?

Cuz I'd love to get in the bath with you

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

Are you bedrock?

Because my love for you is unbreakable <3

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Hey, are you nobody?

Cuz people have been sayin you love me since i was five.

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with Do Re Mi

So can love start with you and me

My love for you is like pi

Its never ending

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonalds because I'll be doing it and you'll be loving it

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

Girl I'd love to give you Hi5

The 5 is in roman numerals

Girl, you a roller coster?

Cuz you've got curves that I'd love to ride

I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

I love you. You complete me.

I'd love to get into your plants!

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

I’d love to explore your two towers.

Is your name Heskey?

Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Do you believe in love at first set?

I love sushi. Can you make some for me?

My love for you burns like Din's Fire.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

I'd love to have your castle in my princess.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?

If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

Your love is like a smudge, I feel it surround me.

Hey can I get on your ship?

Cause Id love to loot your booty.

Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

Knock knock Who's there? Needle!

Needle who? Needle a little love right now. 

I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

Hey girl I like your anatomy but I'd love to learn about it's physiology.

I would love the chakrasana on me any day.

Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I float by again?

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

My favorite element is uranium,

because I love U!

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.

Are we playin capture the flag, cuz id love to take you back to my base.

Boy, are you a motorbike?

Cause i'd love to ride you tonight.

Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

Hey Baby!

I adore you more than how the nation loves basketball.

I want to give you olive my love.

I love a man with a raised bed.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

I love the way you work that pen tool.

I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I would love to spread them!

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?

My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

I loved you before it was cool.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

I love Sailor Moon!

It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

Yes it's bad I know.

Hey girl, what does your underpants and cocaine have in common.
I would love to sniff them both.

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Hey girl, I don't know what's more beautiful, you or this lovely day we just had.

If your love is Crystal Lake then I'm Jason Voorhees. Cause I drowning in it.

Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

Since I love God and… You love God….We should love each other.

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

I’ve already fought evil by moonlight. How about I try winning your love by daylight?

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

If we were brands

Id be Nike and you'd be McDonalds' cuz id be doing it and you'd be loving it

I loved you since last year!

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love song.

If we were cats,

U would be the love of my nine lives

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.

ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.