Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

Come to this watering hole often?

There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

I’m very thirsty.

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

Are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're aquaFINEa

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Save water and shower with an airman.

If water is wet

I'd make you water

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

Could I turn you into mine ;))

If you were on set I'd put my D on you.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

Your suit isn't the only thing I want to unzip tonight.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

Jesus turned water into wine...

But i can turn you into mine

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

Girl, you put the sweet water inside your melons.

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

Want to see me do some helicopters?

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

71 % of earth is covered in water, still i wanna drown in your love

Are you a polo suit? Because I want to grab onto you.

Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

Babe, you get hotter when you are wet.

You are the air bubble for me under water. I cannot survive without you.

Babe, any minute without you is like Dead time to me.

Try my eggbeater s**... technique to score some points.

Do my eyes look good in this speedo?

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

Girl, do you like watermelons? Because you have water in your melons!

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I can't turn water into wine

But I can make you into mine

Girl, let's play fair and no ball under tonight.

I’m going to turn you and drive in.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.

Will you resuscitate me?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

Do you like water polo? Because you can get wet with my balls.

If you were on my team, I’d always drive hard to your hole.

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet

Are you eye drops? Because I need you SO bad right now!

If you like water...

...then you already like 70% of me

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

Girl, I want to see you dribble with my balls. And I will drive into your lanes.

Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

I play water polo, I am a swimmer with balls.

Girl, this itsy bitsy spider is going to be crawling up your water sprout.

You good with water polo? You seem to do well on the Dry Pass.

Girl I am like a water roller coaster. 5 minutes with me will surely get you wet.

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

Hey girl you can get a grip on these balls.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Water boat we go on a rowing trip this weekend?

Are you without a defender because I’m gonna pick you up.

Hey girl, Give me a shot! We could be goals.

"No milk, no water, just hot chocolate delight; like your captivating charm, it warms my heart every night."

"Are you a fire? 'Cause I'm ready to dive in and get burned by your heat."

"Fear not, for I have a map to navigate the uncharted waters of Wednesday nights."

"Just like a prayer, your allure has me on my knees; ever thought of turning water into wine with me?"

"If you believe water isn't wet, how about we stir up some real chemistry and redefine the laws of attraction?"

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

Oh, you know, the usual - turning water into wine, making chocolate calorie-free... Just your average wish-granting expert over here!

Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is as clear as Fiji's water when I'm with you."

I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.

"You missed me? Sweetheart, I've been craving your touch like a thirsty man craves water in the desert."

"Even if there's no hand under water, I'll always be here to catch you when you fall."

"How about I cook for you when the planets align? Or maybe when I finally figure out how to boil water without a meltdown!"

"Going to refresh your gorgeousness in the shower? Wish I could be the lucky water droplets."

"Is your name Jesus? Because you just turned my water into wine with that smile."

If you this this Bunny shot is bad, wait until you see what I can do in bed.

"Are you made of water? Because you flow with such grace and calmness, just like Giyuu."

"I may not be a demon, but I can't help but be drawn to you, Giyuu. Care to slay some hearts together?"

"Is it just me, or is the water around us not the only thing making waves when you're near, Giyuu?"

"Is it just me, or does your shower water make you look even more irresistible? I’d love to join the fun!"

With you by my side, we'll waddle through the waters, two cute ducks in perfect harmony.

Your smile shines bright by the water's edge, like a lily in bloom, such beauty pledged.

Is your name Ariel? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes like a shipwrecked sailor.

Your love is like coconut water - refreshing, addictive, and I can't get enough of it.

You're like a duck in the water - graceful, elegant, and making me want to dive right in.

Your presence by the water's edge, a sight that warms my heart's pledge.

"If throwing me in cold water is the plan, I hope you're ready for things to get steamy."

"Can I drink you in instead? Because you're the most refreshing sight I've seen all night."

"Is your power to control water? Because every time you're near, I feel like I'm drowning in your eyes."

"Like a river's gentle flow, your beauty soothes me so."

"Are you a water fountain? Because every time I see you, my wish to know you better starts overflowing."

"Well, Chelsea, if we're drinking, just know - my water chugging skills are legendary. You've been warned!"

Can't wait to see you in a swimsuit at the pool party, bet you'll make the water jealous.

"Just like Sabito, your kindness shines through your quiet demeanor. You're truly a remarkable soul."

"Well, your eyes remind me of the sparkling ocean. But I guarantee, our adventure will be hotter than tropical waters 😉."

"Since you don't think water is wet, how about we dive into a deep conversation over dinner?"

"You're like my favorite biriyani, even the thought of you makes my heart flutter and mouth water."

"Just like a fish takes to water, my thoughts seem to naturally drift towards you."

"Can I join your shower routine? It's hard to resist the thought of your water-kissed skin against mine."

"Just like a fish out of water, I find myself gasping every time I see your enchanting smile."

"Your eyes twinkle brighter than the sun's reflection on a clear blue sea."

"You make my heart flutter like a rolling boil, honey. Can I cook up some enchanting memories with you?"

"Are you a pot of boiling water? Because you just made my heart sizzle with your hotness."

"Like the ocean to the shore, my heart crashes with adoration, your beauty it deeply implores."

Save water. Shower in my c**......

You look like a cold glass of water. And it feels like I’ve been in the desert forever.

"Girl, you're like the Proverbs 31 woman, only difference is, you can cook and I can't even boil water without supervision!"

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.