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Top 50 Water Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Water pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  2. Jesus turns water into wine

    I can turn your girl into mine

  3. You see, your body is 70% water

    And I’m thirsty

  4. Are you that one block of water?

    Because I'd love to dive in you

  5. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  6. Come to this watering hole often?

  7. There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

  8. Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

  9. You make my mouth water.

  10. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

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Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

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If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!

Yo girl I don't need to be a water bender to make you wet.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

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Working Water tinder opener

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Save water and shower with an airman.

If water is wet

I'd make you water

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

Could I turn you into mine ;))

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!