Top 50 Water Pick Up lines
Use funny water pick up lines to help you impress and flirt with men or women. Water is essential to life. These clever pick up lines involving water will help you start the conversation and have the girl or guy laughing.
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Girl, you’re like the SAT
I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
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Jesus turns water into wine
I can turn your girl into mine
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You see, your body is 70% water
And I’m thirsty
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Are you that one block of water?
Because I'd love to dive in you
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Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?
Because, dam....
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I want to take my kids to a water slide
Cam I use your throat
Working short water pickup lines to impress a girl
Do you need water to live?
Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!
This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
Come to this watering hole often?
There's more than one chest of value in these waters.
Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.
Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water
In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.
Hey did you know your body is 70% water?
I’m very thirsty.
water Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.
Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?
I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.
You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!
Are you a water bottle?
'Cause you're aquaFINEa
If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?
Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.
water Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I gotcha a (nerdy) list
Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*
Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*
Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*
Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.
You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.
Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*
My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.
Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.
Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.
Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*
Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.
Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.
Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?
And, I’m thirsty. 🤤
I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.
Are you retaining water?
Cause dam.
One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.
If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
Do you want to ride me down the slide?
Save water and shower with an airman.
water Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
If water is wet
I'd make you water
If Jesus could turn water into wine
It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.
Jesus can turn water into wine.
But i can turn your mother into mine.
Girl, you're like the SAT
I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.
I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.
If Jesus could turn water into wine
Could I turn you into mine ;))
After a weekend with me, I won’t be able to go within 2 meters of you.
If you were on set I'd put my D on you.
Save Water. Shower together with me.
Your suit isn't the only thing I want to unzip tonight.
Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!
I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.
Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.
I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
Jesus turned water into wine...
But i can turn you into mine
Using smooth Water phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Water conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Water phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Water lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.