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Top 50 Water Pick Up lines

Use funny water pick up lines to help you impress and flirt with men or women. Water is essential to life. These clever pick up lines involving water will help you start the conversation and have the girl or guy laughing.

  1. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  2. Jesus turns water into wine

    I can turn your girl into mine

  3. You see, your body is 70% water

    And I’m thirsty

  4. Are you that one block of water?

    Because I'd love to dive in you

  5. Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

    Because, dam....

  6. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

  7. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  8. Come to this watering hole often?

  9. There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

  10. Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

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What is a Water pickup line?

Working water pickup lines

You make my mouth water.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

I’m very thirsty.

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This is a funny Water pickup line!

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

Are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're aquaFINEa

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

Yo girl I don't need to be a water bender to make you wet.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

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Working Water tinder opener

Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Are you retaining water?

Cause dam.

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Save water and shower with an airman.

If water is wet

I'd make you water

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.