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Top 17 Liquid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Liquid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Liquid conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a flower? ️

    Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

  2. Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?

  3. I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

  4. Do you work for Lumber Liquidators?

    Because you’re giving me solid hardwood.

  5. You liquidate my heart.

  6. Are you a cop?

    Cause you’re gonna be spraying some hot liquid on me tonight.

  7. Hey girl are you taking a shower

    You need to turn me on for the liquid

  8. Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

    ...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".

  9. Are you a TSA agent?

    Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

  10. Hey you like the three states of matter?

    Cause I want to take my solid and put liquid in your gass

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Funny liquid pickup lines

Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?
Because you're really fine

You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.

Are you a PepsiCo™ product?

Cause I want your liquids inside of me.

Are you a solid, liquid or gas?

Because you matter to me

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This is a funny Liquid pickup line!

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.

I think we should swap some liquid assets.